Volume 2, Number 20
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7 January 2000
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Edited by and copyright ©2000 Simon Lamont
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ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY
Saturday 8 January | - | David Bowie born, 1947 | ||
Sunday 9 January | - | Daguerrotype photographic process announced, 1839 | ||
Monday 10 January | - | First underground railway opens, London, 1863 | ||
Tuesday 11 January | - | Amelia Earheart flew non-stop from Hawaii to California, 1935 | ||
Wednesday 12 January | - | Kirstie Alley, actress, born, 1955 | ||
Thursday 13 January | - | James Joyce, novelist, died, 1941 | ||
Friday 14 January | - | Humphrey Bogart died, 1957 |
Listings from Digiguide, the free downloadable listings service for Win'9x and/or Radio Times.
ITV listings for Granada region. Other regions may vary. (R) indicates a repeat.
Saturday 8 January
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00:30 | ITV | Slap Shot (1977). Violent ice hockey comedy. | ||
23:45 | BBC1 | The X Files. The Beginning (R, from last Wednesday) | ||
Sunday 9 January
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00:30 | BBC2 | Demon Seed (1977). Sci-fi thriller | ||
00:30 | Ch.4 | Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask (1972). Woody Allen's roaringly-funny anthology comedy. | ||
03:15 | ITV | Divine Rites - The Making of Stigmata | ||
16:35 | Ch.4 | Stargate SG-1. Enigma | ||
17:30 | Ch.4 | Time Team. Digging up Roman Cirencester | ||
18:00 | BBC1 | Apollo 13 (1995) Space drama | ||
21:00 | Ch.4 | French Kiss (1995) Romantic comedy | ||
23:05 | Ch.4 | Mighty Aphrodite (1995) Woody Allen comedy drama | ||
Monday 10 January
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01:50 | Ch.4 | From Beyond the Grave (1974) One of the better anthology horror films of the 1970s | ||
10:55 | BBC2 | Jane Eyre (1944) The Orson Welles/Joan Fontaine classic | ||
18:00 | BBC2 | The Simpsons. (R?) | ||
18:00 | Ch.4 | Friends. The One Where No-One's Ready (R) | ||
22:00 | Ch.4 | Nell (1994) Drama | ||
23:30 | BBC1 | Eurythmics: 17 Again. | ||
Tuesday 11 January
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01:10 | Ch.5 | NHL Ice Hockey. New York Islanders v Phoenix | ||
02:05 | Ch.4 | House of Wax (1953) Vincent Price's horror debut | ||
04:10 | Ch.5 | NHL Ice Hockey. Toronto v New York Rangers | ||
13:25 | Ch.4 | Heavens Above (1963) Peter Sellers comedy | ||
18:00 | BBC2 | Doctor Who. Doctor Who and the Silurians. Part 5 (R) | ||
23:05 | Ch.4 | Raising Arizona (1987) Coen brothers' baby-kidnapping comedy | ||
Wednesday 12 January
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00:50 | Ch.4 | The Witches (1966) Hammer horror | ||
18:45 | BBC2 | Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Nine Waltz | ||
22:30 | BBC1 | The X Files. Drive. | ||
Thursday 13 January
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00:15 | Ch.5 | NHL Ice Hockey. Phoenix v Pittsburgh | ||
02:05 | Ch.4 | Rasputin the Mad Monk (1965). Hammer horror | ||
04:00 | Ch.5 | NHL Ice Hockey. Phoenix v New York Islanders | ||
18:00 | BBC2 | Star Trek: The Next Generation. Parallels (R). | ||
20:05 | Ch.5 | First Wave. New sci-fi drama series | ||
22:00 | BBC1 | Beast. Juggling with Guinea Pigs. New veterinary sitcom. | ||
Friday 14 January
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00:05 | Ch.4 | Disinfonation. Counter-culture investigations | ||
18:00 | BBC2 | The Simpsons. So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show / Whacking Day (Both R) | ||
21:00 | Ch.4 | Friends. The One With the Dirty Girl (R) | ||
22:00 | Ch.4 | Frasier. Father of the Bride | ||
22:30 | Ch.4 | The Best of So Graham Norton |
QUIZZICAL QUOTATIONS
Answers, as usual, next issue or from the usual address.
Last issue's quotations were:
Y2K Special edition
While for the most part the Y2K bug has failed to bite there have been a few fairly minor incidents. Here are our favourites so far...
The computer-regulated clock in a church belltower in Bonate Sotte, Italy, reset its year to 1980 and started ringing the bells at 6.15 a.m. New Year's Day, no doubt much to the consternation of townspeople trying to sleep off the night before...
Not a direct bug incident, but we can't help feeling sorry for Thai street food vendor Kieuthong Attaparb who was so worried about the potential threat of the bug that she withdrew 100,000 baht (about $2,700) from the bank to keep at home over the new year weekend, only to lose the lot when her house burned down on Sunday morning. The bank, meanwhile, has reported no Y2K troubles.
A Colonie, New York, video store's computer failed to interpret the year as 2000, opting for 1900 instead and deciding that a customer returning a copy of The General's Daughter a day late was instead 100 years overdue and owed $91,250. Terry Field, owner of the Super Video store, saw the humorous side, wiped out the late charge and gave the customer a free rental.
Medical history was almost made in Denmark when a woman gave birth to an - apparently - 100-year-old baby, after a nurse found that the hospital computer would not acccept the year 2000 being entered as Jette Kristiansen's second child's birth year.
The most noticeable effect of the bug so far seems to have been a fault with interpreting the tm_year element of C's tm structure, which returns a value of year-1900. As long as this was less than 99 it was possible to just print "19" followed by the value returned. Unfortunately this doesn't work any more and a number of websites and old software have been reported as giving the year as 19100. Perhaps most ironically this included the New York Times website, on a page whose subheading was "Few Y2K Glitches Reported So Far".
IRREGULAR WEBSITE OF THE WEEK
If you have not already seen it, this is the last daily Peanuts strip:
THE AMAZING NOT-QUITE-RANDOM LOTTERY PREDICTOR!
Madame Jennifer, our in-house psychic predicts the following numbers will be lucky:
2, 8, 10, 19, 44, 46
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