The Friday Irregular

Issue #621 - 2nd July 2021


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^ WORD OF THE WEEK

thunderplump
  n. a sudden heavy rain shower that soaks you through in moments [C19th slang]

^ ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

Friday 2nd July   -   Otto I became ruler of East Francia, 936. Elizabeth Tudor, daughter of King Henry VII of England, born, 1492. Astrologer and prognosticator Nostradamus died, 1566. The French ship Méduse ran aground, leaving 151 people to be evacuated on a makeshift raft, 1816. Fashion designer Pierre Cardin born, 1922. Writer Beryl Bainbridge died, 2010.
 
Saturday 3rd July   -   Québec City was founded, 1608. Architect Robert Adam born, 1728. American tribal leader Little Crow was killed, 1863. The New York Tribune became the first newspaper to use a linotype machine instead of manual typesetting, 1886. Singer-songwriter Laura Branigan born, 1952. Programmer and game designer Danielle Bunten Berry died, 1998.
 
Sunday 4th July   -   Chinese, Arab and possibly Amerindian astronomers observed the explosion of the supernova that formed the Crab Nebula, 1054. Conquistador Pedro de Alvarado died, 1541. Writer Nathaniel Hawthorne born, 1804. Lewis Carroll told Alice Liddell the story that would become Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, 1862. American folk artist Nelly Mae Rowe born, 1900. Double Nobel laureate physicist and chemist Marie Curie died, 1934. Independence Day in the United States.
 
Monday 5th July   -   Japanese emperor Murakami died, 967. Isaac Newton's Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica was published, 1687. Actress Sarah Siddons born, 1755. The Hormel Foods Corporation introduced the Spam luncheon meat, 1937 [Cue the Vikings... -Ed]. Screenwriter and producer Ronald D. Moore born, 1964. Soprano Gilda dalla Rizza died, 1975. Tynwald Day on the Isle of Man.
 
Tuesday 6th July   -   Politician, philosopher and author Thomas More was executed for treason, 1535. The Treaty of Edinburgh between England and Scotland was signed, 1560. Stamford Raffles, founder of Singapore, born, 1781. John Lennon and Paul McCartney met for the first time, three years before forming The Beatles, 1957. Singer-songwriter Kate Nash born, 1987. Road racing cyclist Carly Hibberd died, 2011.
 
Wednesday 7th July   -   Pirate Olivier Levasseur was executed, 1730. Merchant and inventor of the eponymous programmable loom Joseph Marie Jacquard born, 1752. The US Congress rescinded the Treaty of Alliance with France following the XYZ Affair, 1798. Author Johanna Spyri died, 1901. Computer scientist Adele Goldberg born, 1945. Four suicide bombers carried out the 7/7 bombings on London's transport system, 2005. World Chocolate Day.
 
Thursday 8th July   -   Vasco da Gama set sail on the first direct voyage from Europe to India, 1497. Astronomer and mathematician Christiaan Huygens died, 1695. Pharmacist John Pemberton, inventor of Coca-Cola, born, 1831. The first reports of the Roswell UFO incident were broadcast, 1947. Civil rights activist Ruby Sales born, 1948. Betty Ford, First Lady of the United States [1974-1977] and founder of the Betty Ford Center, died, 2011.


^ THE WISDOM OF...

This week, Nathaniel Hawthorne:
Happiness is a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.


^ FILM QUIZ

A selection of quotations from films released in the same year. Answers next issue or from the regular address. Last issue's quotations were from films released in 1973:


^ WEIRD WORLD NEWS

Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...

IN BRIEF: Andrew Devers, 25, disappeared while hiking in the Snoqualmie National Forest, Washington State, on June 18th. Eight days later he was found by a trail runner, having survived on berries and river water; the King County Sheriff's Office confirmed that he had been taken to hospital for evaluation. ● The Ministry of Defence are investigating how classified documents including one on the likely reaction by Russia to HMS Defender's transit through Ukranian waters last week came to be left beside a bus stop in Kent. ● More than 3,000 people from around the world entered the recent Homemade Marmalade Awards, with Best in Show awarded to nine-year-old Flora Rider from the Isle of Wight; Fortnum & Mason's are now selling their reproduction of her Seville orange and orange blossom marmalade. ● A petty dispute over birds sitting in the branches of a tree on a property boundary led to a resident of Waterthorpe, Sheffield, lopping half the branches off the 25-year-old 16'- (4.9m)-tall fir tree; every branch that was overhanging his driveway was removed. ● Ringo Starr has dropped his trademark dispute with the manufacturers of the Ring O sex toy. ● The owner of a San Francisco house designed like the Flintstones's house, complete with dinosaurs and statues of Fred and family, as well as other figures like aliens, has reached an agreement with town authorities to let it stay after the town of Hillsborough sued owner Florence Fang vor violating local codes and she counter-sued.

CORONAVIRUS ROUND-UP: Chile has started including those who died of COVID-19 among the number of people who have recovered because they "are no longer contagious" according to Health Minister Jaime Manalich... [It is a good thing the twice-impeached Former Guy is no longer US president; if he had heard of the idea he would have claimed bigly huge recovery figures... -Ed] ● A street party attended by hundreds of students in Hyde Park, Leeds, last weekend has been condemned by health officials. The area has the second-highest COVID-19 infection rate in England. Police are attempting to identify the organisers. ● A Washington, DC, resident identified only as 'Jackie' decided to prank her colleagues at the start of the pandemic by always wearing the same Hawaiian shirt for online Zoom meetings. More than a year and 264 meetings later the joke was on her as nobody had apparently noticed until she told them on her final day at the business...

UPDATES: Last year atronomers claimed to have discovered significant levels of phosphine gas in the atmosphere of Venus, leading to speculation that there could be microscopic life there. While that finding is yet to be confirmed or disproved another study at Queen's University, Belfast, has found that water levels in the acidic clouds are far too low to support life, even "extremophile" microbes that can survive in the harshest conditions. ● The US government's interim report into unidentified flying objects has said that of the 144 reports made only one could be explained (as a deflating weather balloon), but there were "no clear indications that there is any non-terrestrial explanation" for the sightings, but did not categorically rule it out.


^ OBITUARIES

Actress Olga Barnet (The Flight of Mr McKinley, Solaris [1972], Takeoff, 69), British TV personality Pete McGarry (Gogglebox, 71), anti-virus software creator John McAfee (NASA, Univac, McAfee Associates, 75), actress and theatrical agent Jackie Lane (Doctor Who, Compact, Grandad Was a Wrestler, 79), actor Stuart Damon (The Champions, General Hospital, Cinderella [1965], 84), boxer Brian London (nicknamed "The Blackpool Rock", British heavyweight champion [1958-1959], challenged both Floyd Paterson [1959] and Muhammed Ali [1966] for the world champion title, 87), electronic music pioneer, composer and engineer Peter Zinovieff (Unit Delta Plus, Electronic Music Studios, Partita for Unaccompanied Computer, 88).


^ DUMBLEDORE BEAR'S LOTTERY PREDICTOR!

Dumbledore Bear, our in-house psychic predicts that the following numbers will be lucky:
24, 38, 39, 43, 46, 58
[UK National Lottery, number range 1-59]
You can get your very own prediction at http://www.simonlamont.co.uk/tfir/dumbledore.htm.


^ AND FINALLY...

    In music class Little Jennifer had been learning different dances. That evening her mother walked into the kitchen to see her daughter dancing on the spot with a jar of sweets in her hand. "What are you doing?" she asked.
    Little Jennifer stopped, and smiled as only she could, "Well, Mummy, I wanted a sweetie and the top of the jar says 'twist to open'".


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