The Friday Irregular

Issue #784 - 13th September 2024


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^ WORD OF THE WEEK

grog
  n. a alcoholic drink comprising rum, water and fruit juice. Splice the mainbrace, mates!

^ ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

Friday 13th September
    - Day 257/366
  -   Isabella of Valois, queen of King Richard II of England and later Duchess of Órleans, died, 1409. Poet and historian John Leland born, 1502. Francis Scott Key witnessed the British assault on Fort McHenry during the War of 1812, inspiring him to later write a poem that would be set to a British drinking song, becoming the US national anthem, 1812. Actress and singer Nell Carter born, 1948. Nintendo released Super Mario Bros. for the NES in Japan, 1985. Filmmaker Jean-Luc Godard died, 2022.
 
Saturday 14th September
    - Day 258/366
  -   Byzantine emperor Heraclius entered Constantinople in triumph after defeating the Persian Empire, 629. Writer and poet Dante Alighieri died, 1321. Physician, scholar and occultist Heinrich Cornelius Agrippa born, 1486. Dancer Isadora Duncan died, 1927. Joe Kittinger became the first person to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean by gas balloon, 1984. Actress Jessica Brown Findlay born, 1987.
 
Sunday 15th September
    - Day 259/366
  -   Explorer Marco Polo born, 1254. Gilles de Rais, one of the earliest known serial killers, was arrested, 1440. Catherine of Austria, Queen consort of Poland, born, 1533. Landscape architect André Le Nôtre died, 1700. Napoleon's Grande Armée reached the Kremlin in Moscow during the French invasion of Russia, 1812. Librarian and writer Linnie Marsh Wolfe died, 1945. International Day of Democracy (UN). World Lymphoma Awareness Day.
 
Monday 16th September
    - Day 260/366
  -   Julia Drusilla, daughter of Germanicus and favoured sister of Caligula, born, 16. Grand Inquisitor Tomás de Torquemada died, 1498. The Pilgrim Fathers set sail from Plymouth aboard the Mayflower, 1620. Musician B.B. King born, 1925. Actress Peg Entwistle jumped to her death from the 'H' of the Hollywoodland Sign, 1932. The Montreal Protocol to protect the ozone layer was signed, 1987.
 
Tuesday 17th September
    - Day 261/366
  -   Charles the Simple, King of West Francia and of Lotharingia, born, 879. Polymath Hildegard of Bingen died, 1179. Antonie van Leeuwenhoek wrote to the Royal Society describing "animalcules" (protozoa), 1683. Tennis player Maureen Connolly born, 1934. NASA unveiled the Space Shuttle Enterprise, 1976. Stuntman and actor Dick Durock died, 2009.
 
Wednesday 18th September
    - Day 262/366
  -   Harald Hardrada and Tostig Godwinson landed at the mouth of the Humber River to start their invasion of England, 1066. Lexicographer Samuel Johnson born, 1709. Mathematician Leonhard Euler died, 1783. The Blackpool Illuminations were switched on for the first time, 1879. Susan La Flesche Picotte, the first Native American woman to earn a medical degree, died, 1915. Singer Joanne Catherall born, 1962. World Water Monitoring Day.
 
Thursday 19th September
    - Day 263/366
  -   Explorer Thomas Cavendish born, 1560. Farmer Giles Corey died after three days of torture by crushing during the Salem Witch Trials, 1692. The first United States federal budget was passed by the Continental Congress, 1778. Actress Frances Farmer born, 1931. The naturally-mummified body of Ötzi the Iceman was discovered at the Austria-Italy border in the Ötzal Alps, 1991. Novelist Jackie Collins died, 2015. It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day, me hearties! Unleash yer inner pirate - yarr!


^ THE WISDOM OF...

This week, Walt Disney:
There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate's loot on Treasure Island.


^ FILM QUIZ

A selection of quotations from films containing the word 'pirate' in the title, either as a whole word or part of a word. Answers next issue or from the regular address. Last issue's 'boat' quotations were from:


^ WEIRD WORLD NEWS

Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...

IN BRIEF: Amateur golfing friends Steve Wilmhurst, 58, and Liam Nairn, 70, have scored back-to-back holes-in-one at Studley Wood Golf Club in Oxfordshire while playing a round with two other friends. The odds of two players in the same foursome getting holes-in-one at the same hole is 17 million to 1, according to golfing authorities. The hole was a 167-yard par 3. ● The 155-year-old Campbell's Soup Company, made famous by artist Andy Warhol, has proposed dropping the word 'Soup' from its name to better reflect the diversity of its products. Investors will vote on the change to just "The Campbell's Company" in November. ● A judge had ruled that Tyburn Film Productions can take Lunak Heavy Industries (UK) Ltd to a court trial over the use of Peter Cushing's face in the 2016 film Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. Tyburn claims to have reached an agreement with Cushing before his death that prevented the CGI recreation of his face without its consent, while Lunak, which produced Rogue One and LucasFilm argue that they did not believe they needed permission under the terms of his contract for the first Star Wars film, A New Hope [Our view is that the only use of CGI to recreate a dead actor that didn't jar us out of a film was in Ghostbusters: Afterlife -Ed] ● Disney fans looking for a new house might want to view one in Rhyl, Wales, which is decorated throughout with murals of the company's cartoons, from an Aladdin-themed living room and a Lion King bedroom to a 'Malificent' rooms lined with murals of Disney villains and - for some reason - designs from the non-Disney Harry Potter films - and kitchen cabinets bearing the titles of classic Disney songs [Handy if you want a spoonful of sugar... -Ed]. ● Before this week's US presidential debate British newspaper The Daily Telegraph reported that Kamala Harris "...is prepping for the debate with a stand-in Trump, Lee Strasberg, an acting teacher who has been wearing a wide-shouldered boxy suit and red tie". Lee Strasberg died in 1982 [But, fair enough, he still probably gave more cogent arguments than the twice-indicted convicted felon... -Ed]. ● Police in Alto, Wisconsin, used a drone with a thermal imaging camera to find a three-year-old child who had wandered away from home into a massive cornfield. He was found safe and uninjured half a mile (0.8km) away.

UPDATES: The unmanned Boeing Starliner spacecraft successfully landed at White Sands Space Harbor in New Mexico on Saturday night, six hours after undocking from the International Space Station. ● The archaeologists excavating the site of a field hospital on the Waterloo battlefield have discovered a "gore trench", filled with human and animal remains separated by a barrier of empty ammunition boxes. It is thought that it was dug to speed the clearance of the hospital after the battle. ● The mystery of Stonehenge's altar stone continues. Last month it was suggested that it had come from Orkney because of similarities with stone in the Orcadian Basin, which encompassed Orkney, Shetland and a strip of mainland Scotland's coast, coupled with the known Neolithic culture of building stone rings on Orkney, but new X-ray analysis has shown differences; its precise origin in the Basin remains a mystery.


^ OBITUARIES

Marathon runner Rebecca Cheptegei (33), hair and make-up artist Lisa Westcott (Mrs Brown, Shakespeare in Love, From Hell, 76), lyricist Will Jennings ("Up Where We Belong", "My Heart Will Go On", "Tears in Heaven", 80), singer, keyboardist and actor Zoot Money (The Animals, Zoot Money's Big Roll Band, Breaking Glass, 80), bossa nova musician Sérgio Mendes ("Mas Que Nada", "Real in Rio" [2012 Oscar nomination], "Magalenha", 83), bass guitarist Herbie Flowers (T. Rex, David Bowie, created the bass line for Lou Reed's "Walk on the Wild Side", 86), soccer player Ron Yeats (Liverpool, Scotland, Tranmere [manager], 86), Lady Helen Wogan (widow of Sir Terry Wogan, 88), 0actor James Earl Jones (Field of Dreams, voiced Star Wars' Darth Vader, The Lion King, 93).

^ DUMBLEDORE BEAR'S LOTTERY PREDICTOR!

Dumbledore Bear, our in-house psychic predicts that the following numbers will be lucky:
3, 21, 22, 23, 26, 34
[UK National Lottery, number range 1-59]
You can get your very own prediction at http://www.simonlamont.co.uk/tfir/dumbledore.htm.


^ AND FINALLY...

    Little Jennifer's class were learning about pirates. "Now, children", the teacher said, "many pirates started as sailors but some were originally farmers, workers and other professions who had fallen on hard times and gone to sea in a desperate search for a better life."
    Little Jennifer put her hand up. "I expect some were bad teachers too, Miss!"
    The teacher laughed. "Why would you say that, Little Jennifer?"
    Little Jennifer put one hand over an eye like an eyepatch. "Because they only had one pupil left, Miss!"


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