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Friday 13th September
- Day 257/366- Isabella of Valois, queen of King Richard II of England and later Duchess of Órleans, died, 1409. Poet and historian John Leland born, 1502. Francis Scott Key witnessed the British assault on Fort McHenry during the War of 1812, inspiring him to later write a poem that would be set to a British drinking song, becoming the US national anthem, 1812. Actress and singer Nell Carter born, 1948. Nintendo released Super Mario Bros. for the NES in Japan, 1985. Filmmaker Jean-Luc Godard died, 2022. Saturday 14th September
- Day 258/366- Byzantine emperor Heraclius entered Constantinople in triumph after defeating the Persian Empire, 629. Writer and poet Dante Alighieri died, 1321. Physician, scholar and occultist Heinrich Cornelius Agrippa born, 1486. Dancer Isadora Duncan died, 1927. Joe Kittinger became the first person to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean by gas balloon, 1984. Actress Jessica Brown Findlay born, 1987. Sunday 15th September
- Day 259/366- Explorer Marco Polo born, 1254. Gilles de Rais, one of the earliest known serial killers, was arrested, 1440. Catherine of Austria, Queen consort of Poland, born, 1533. Landscape architect André Le Nôtre died, 1700. Napoleon's Grande Armée reached the Kremlin in Moscow during the French invasion of Russia, 1812. Librarian and writer Linnie Marsh Wolfe died, 1945. International Day of Democracy (UN). World Lymphoma Awareness Day. Monday 16th September
- Day 260/366- Julia Drusilla, daughter of Germanicus and favoured sister of Caligula, born, 16. Grand Inquisitor Tomás de Torquemada died, 1498. The Pilgrim Fathers set sail from Plymouth aboard the Mayflower, 1620. Musician B.B. King born, 1925. Actress Peg Entwistle jumped to her death from the 'H' of the Hollywoodland Sign, 1932. The Montreal Protocol to protect the ozone layer was signed, 1987. Tuesday 17th September
- Day 261/366- Charles the Simple, King of West Francia and of Lotharingia, born, 879. Polymath Hildegard of Bingen died, 1179. Antonie van Leeuwenhoek wrote to the Royal Society describing "animalcules" (protozoa), 1683. Tennis player Maureen Connolly born, 1934. NASA unveiled the Space Shuttle Enterprise, 1976. Stuntman and actor Dick Durock died, 2009. Wednesday 18th September
- Day 262/366- Harald Hardrada and Tostig Godwinson landed at the mouth of the Humber River to start their invasion of England, 1066. Lexicographer Samuel Johnson born, 1709. Mathematician Leonhard Euler died, 1783. The Blackpool Illuminations were switched on for the first time, 1879. Susan La Flesche Picotte, the first Native American woman to earn a medical degree, died, 1915. Singer Joanne Catherall born, 1962. World Water Monitoring Day. Thursday 19th September
- Day 263/366- Explorer Thomas Cavendish born, 1560. Farmer Giles Corey died after three days of torture by crushing during the Salem Witch Trials, 1692. The first United States federal budget was passed by the Continental Congress, 1778. Actress Frances Farmer born, 1931. The naturally-mummified body of Ötzi the Iceman was discovered at the Austria-Italy border in the Ötzal Alps, 1991. Novelist Jackie Collins died, 2015. It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day, me hearties! Unleash yer inner pirate - yarr!
This week, Walt Disney:There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate's loot on Treasure Island.
A selection of quotations from films containing the word 'pirate' in the title, either as a whole word or part of a word. Answers next issue or from the regular address.Last issue's 'boat' quotations were from:
- You slimy coward! You'd make the flesh crawl on a squid!
- - Why did you bolt your cabin door last night?
- If you knew it was bolted you must have tried it. If you tried it, you know why it was bolted.- - No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north... [examines sword] and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
- But you have heard of me.- - Shall I flog him, sir?
- This evening. A dozen lashes. But get a good day's work out of him first, Bosun.- I fear we have no vanilla.
- The ghosts and the spirits and the dead that you're so afraid of are harmless, what can they do? You should be afraid of the living people.
-- Haunted Boat [2005]- - After all, giving a phony name at an hotel doesn't make a man a spy.
- No, or you'd have been shot years ago.
-- Night Boat to Dublin [1946]- Here's a rather long record. I hope I'm here at the end of it.
-- The Boat That Rocked [2009]- - Does this person speak any other languages than English at home?
- No, and you do not have to whisper. His hearing aid is off.
-- Row Your Boat [1999]- Pride is smaller than kindness.
-- Show Boat [1951]
Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...
- Keepers at Birdland in Bourton-on-the-Wold are celebrating the successful hatching of a southern cassowary chick, the first born in the UK since 2021, after more than 25 years of trying to breed the large flightless birds at the bird park. Cassowaries, native to New Guinea and northern Australia, are considered one of the most dangerous birds in the world thanks to their size, speed, power and 4"- (10cm)-long claws. ● A bowhead whale tagged off the coast of Alaska by researchers was found to have an arrowhead lodged in its neck. The scientists managed to extract the arrowhead and discovered that it was from a 19th-Century bomb lance harpoon, manufactured in around 1880. The lance will have exploded on impact to drive the head in but it had not penetrated the blubber, although it might have irritated the whale over the last 100+ years. ● The first full survey of the puffin population on the Farne Islands since 2019 has found that they have increased in number by 15% over the last five years despite fears that bird flu might have harmed them. There are around 50,000 breeding pairs on the National Trust site. ● CT scans of well-preserved fossils of pterosaurs, the giant flying dinosaurs, has identified a new species and, thanks to their 3D structure being preserved, shown that some flew by soaring, like vultures, while others would have kept flapping their wings.
- NASA is testing an 860 sq ft (80m2) solar sail in orbit. While such sails, which propel spacecraft using the force from particles of solar radiation, have been used before by Japan's JAXA for a flyby of Venus in 2010, the current test is less about the sails than their support booms, which are made of a carbon fibre-reinforced polymer, and the deployment system. ● Airbus is testing two space rovers that could eventually be the basis for ones landed on Mars by the European Space Agency. The two, a four-wheeled robot called Codi and a six-wheeler called Charlie are trundling around a quarry in Bedfordshire. ● Data from NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory and the Hubble Space Telescope have been used to identify the closest pair of supermassive black holes identified to date. The two are only 300 light years apart, sitting at the center of a pair of colliding galaxies 800 million light years from Earth. ● An asteroid estimated to be 3.2' (1m) across lit up the skies over the Philippines last week as it burned up in the atmosphere. While similar-sized asteroids enter the atmosphere and burn up roughly every fortnight this was only the ninth to have been identified before entering the atmosphere.
- A man who took an old chocolate bar to the BBC's Antiques Roadshow was stunned at its valuation. The bar was made to commemorate the coronation of King Edward VII and Queen Alexandra on June 26th, 1902. The coronation was postponed until August when the King developed appendicitis, after many commemorative dated items had already been mass produced. According to expert Lisa Lloyd the wrapper by itself would be worth about £20 ($26) but because the foil and 122-year-old chocolate were also intact the bar could fetch over £1,000 ($1,300). ● Archaeologists excavating the site of planned homes in Gerstetten, 40 miles (63km) east of Stuttgart, Germany, have found the elaborate 1,700-year-old grave of a barbarian, on the frontier of the Roman Empire. It is thought that he belonged to the Alemanni Germanic tribes. ● Three sisters who inherited an American dime (10c; 0.7p) coin kept in a bank vault for more than 40 years have discovered that it is almost unique and very valuable. The coin, struck by the U.S. Mint in San Francisco in 1975 is missing the mintmark (an 'S'). There is only one other such coin known to exist; it sold at auction in 2019 for $456,000 (£349,000). ● A hoard of 27 Roman silver dinarrii coins dating from between 94BCE and 74BCE has been found on the Italian island of Pantelleria. The coins were discovered by chance during restoration work on an historical acropolis. A dig at the site in 2010 had unearthed over 100 such coins. Together, the finds suggest that the island was a trading hub in the Mediterranean. ● A previously unseen video of the aftermath of the assassination of President Kennedy is to be sold at auction. Dale Carpenter had hoped to film the president before he entered Dealey Plaza but missed him so moved to another location, but by the time he started filming Kennedy had been shot, and the footage shows his limmousine speeding towards the hospital with Secret Service agent Clint Hill clinging onto it and holding First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy in her seat. ● One of only a few coins thought to have been minted in Carlisle, Cumbria, while Scotland ruled parts of Northern England between 1136 and 1141 is to be auctioned. The coin, which does not bear a monarch's face, is estimated to sell for between £15,000 ($19,600) and £20,000 ($26,000).
- North Carolina musician Michael Smith has been charged with three counts of wire fraud, fraud conspiracy and money laundering after allegedly using up to 10,000 bot accounts to stream music tracks he had created using an artificial intelligence (AI) system billions of times, amassing more than $10m (£7.7m) in royalties from streaming services. Prosecutors, who were assisted by the FBI, told reporters that Mr Smith was finally going to "face the music"... ● Earlier this year freedom of information requests to museums and galleries across England revealed the variety of items that had gone missing (or just been mislaid) from their collections, including a Saddam Hussein calendar, several false moustaches, the negative of a picture of the 1947 wedding of then-Princess Elizabeth and Prince Philip, a shadow puppet, a mousetrap, underpants, a cannonball, a fossil jaw fragment, model steam engines and a 19th-Century cannon...
- The world is already a week past Plastic Overshoot Day, marking when the amount of plastic waste generated in a year surpasses the capacity of waste management systems to handle it. This year the date was September 5th. An estimate 220 million tonnes of plastic waste will be created this year, with almost 70 million tonnes ending up polluting the natural world. The date marks the global estimate; individual countries vary. While some developing countries passed their own dates much earlier in the year the UK is set to reach its date on December 8th. Twelve countries, topped by China, the Russian Federation, India, Brazil and Mexico, are responsible for 60% of the world's mismanaged waste plastic. ● While parts of California are still experiencing wildfires Death Valley National Park has recorded its hottest summer in history with the June-August average reaching 40.3oC (104.5oF). ● The Coal Authority in Wales is investigating using some of the estimated 0.5 trillion gallons (2 trillion litres) of warm water deep underground in now-closed coal mines for heating homes. Depending on depth the water is between 10oC (50oF) and 20oC (68oF). The water would be brought to the surface in bore holes to have its heat recovered by heat exchangers before it is returned underground. A small scale test in Gateshead, northeast England, showed that heat could be provided at 5% below the price of gas heating. ● Authorities in Japan have begun a pilot operation to extract radioactive debris from the Fukushima nuclear plant using a remotely operated robot, 13 years after an earthquake and tsunami caused three of the six reactors at the plant to melt down. It is thought that there is about 887 imperial tons (880 tonnes) of highly radioactive debris in total; the pilot test aims to remove less than 0.1oz (3g). ● This northern meteorological summer, June through August, was the hottest on record, according to the European Copernicus agency, averaging 16.8oC (62.2oF); higher than the previous record, set in 2023. While much of Europe sweltered under record temperatures Britain [a country often noted for being at odds with continental Europe... -Ed] had its coolest summer since 2015, averaging 14.37oC (57.87oF).
IN BRIEF: Amateur golfing friends Steve Wilmhurst, 58, and Liam Nairn, 70, have scored back-to-back holes-in-one at Studley Wood Golf Club in Oxfordshire while playing a round with two other friends. The odds of two players in the same foursome getting holes-in-one at the same hole is 17 million to 1, according to golfing authorities. The hole was a 167-yard par 3. ● The 155-year-old Campbell's Soup Company, made famous by artist Andy Warhol, has proposed dropping the word 'Soup' from its name to better reflect the diversity of its products. Investors will vote on the change to just "The Campbell's Company" in November. ● A judge had ruled that Tyburn Film Productions can take Lunak Heavy Industries (UK) Ltd to a court trial over the use of Peter Cushing's face in the 2016 film Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. Tyburn claims to have reached an agreement with Cushing before his death that prevented the CGI recreation of his face without its consent, while Lunak, which produced Rogue One and LucasFilm argue that they did not believe they needed permission under the terms of his contract for the first Star Wars film, A New Hope [Our view is that the only use of CGI to recreate a dead actor that didn't jar us out of a film was in Ghostbusters: Afterlife -Ed] ● Disney fans looking for a new house might want to view one in Rhyl, Wales, which is decorated throughout with murals of the company's cartoons, from an Aladdin-themed living room and a Lion King bedroom to a 'Malificent' rooms lined with murals of Disney villains and - for some reason - designs from the non-Disney Harry Potter films - and kitchen cabinets bearing the titles of classic Disney songs [Handy if you want a spoonful of sugar... -Ed]. ● Before this week's US presidential debate British newspaper The Daily Telegraph reported that Kamala Harris "...is prepping for the debate with a stand-in Trump, Lee Strasberg, an acting teacher who has been wearing a wide-shouldered boxy suit and red tie". Lee Strasberg died in 1982 [But, fair enough, he still probably gave more cogent arguments than the twice-indicted convicted felon... -Ed]. ● Police in Alto, Wisconsin, used a drone with a thermal imaging camera to find a three-year-old child who had wandered away from home into a massive cornfield. He was found safe and uninjured half a mile (0.8km) away.
UPDATES: The unmanned Boeing Starliner spacecraft successfully landed at White Sands Space Harbor in New Mexico on Saturday night, six hours after undocking from the International Space Station. ● The archaeologists excavating the site of a field hospital on the Waterloo battlefield have discovered a "gore trench", filled with human and animal remains separated by a barrier of empty ammunition boxes. It is thought that it was dug to speed the clearance of the hospital after the battle. ● The mystery of Stonehenge's altar stone continues. Last month it was suggested that it had come from Orkney because of similarities with stone in the Orcadian Basin, which encompassed Orkney, Shetland and a strip of mainland Scotland's coast, coupled with the known Neolithic culture of building stone rings on Orkney, but new X-ray analysis has shown differences; its precise origin in the Basin remains a mystery.
Marathon runner Rebecca Cheptegei (33), hair and make-up artist Lisa Westcott (Mrs Brown, Shakespeare in Love, From Hell, 76), lyricist Will Jennings ("Up Where We Belong", "My Heart Will Go On", "Tears in Heaven", 80), singer, keyboardist and actor Zoot Money (The Animals, Zoot Money's Big Roll Band, Breaking Glass, 80), bossa nova musician Sérgio Mendes ("Mas Que Nada", "Real in Rio" [2012 Oscar nomination], "Magalenha", 83), bass guitarist Herbie Flowers (T. Rex, David Bowie, created the bass line for Lou Reed's "Walk on the Wild Side", 86), soccer player Ron Yeats (Liverpool, Scotland, Tranmere [manager], 86), Lady Helen Wogan (widow of Sir Terry Wogan, 88), 0actor James Earl Jones (Field of Dreams, voiced Star Wars' Darth Vader, The Lion King, 93).
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Little Jennifer's class were learning about pirates. "Now, children", the teacher said, "many pirates started as sailors but some were originally farmers, workers and other professions who had fallen on hard times and gone to sea in a desperate search for a better life."
Little Jennifer put her hand up. "I expect some were bad teachers too, Miss!"
The teacher laughed. "Why would you say that, Little Jennifer?"
Little Jennifer put one hand over an eye like an eyepatch. "Because they only had one pupil left, Miss!"
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