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Friday 3rd June - Usurper Nepotianus proclaimed himself Roman emperor, 350. Artist Pietro Paolini born, 1603. Physician William Harvey died, 1657. The last great auks were killed, 1844. Explorer Mary Kingsley died, 1900. Singer-songwriter Suzi Quatro born, 1950. World Bicycle Day (UN). Saturday 4th June - Benjamin Huntsman, inventor of the cast steel process, born, 1704. George Vancouver claimed Puget Sound for Great Britain, 1792. Adventurer and librarian Giacomo Casanova died, 1798. Soprano Cecilia Bartoli born, 1966. Actress Dorothy Gish died, 1968. JVC introduced the VHS videotape format at the Consumer Electronics Show in Chicago, 1977. Tiananmen Square Protests of 1989 Memorial Day (International) Sunday 5th June - Composer Orlando Gibbons died, 1625. Sarah Churchill, Duchess of Marlborough, born, 1660. The Frontenac, the first Great Lakes steamer, was launched, 1817. The trial of Lizzie Borden for the murder of her father and step-mother began, 1893. Writer Ken Follett born, 1949. Singer-songwriter and bass player Dee Dee Ramone died, 2002. World Environment Day. Monday 6th June - Regent Gustav Vasa was elected King of Sweden, 1523. Philosopher Jeremy Bentham died, 1832. Explorer Robert Falcon Scott born, 1868. All of downtown Seattle was destroyed in the Great Seattle Fire, 1889. Folk singer Holly Near born, 1949. Swimmer and actress Esther Williams died, 2013. Tuesday 7th June - The Siege of Jerusalem by the First Crusade began, 1099. Anne of Bohemia, Queen of King Richard II of England, died, 1394. Condottiero Federico da Montefeltro born, 1422. King Charles I of England, Scotland and Ireland granted Royal Assent to the Petition of Right, 1628. Poet Gwendolyn Brooks born, 1917. Computer scientist and mathematician Alan Turing committed suicide, 1954. Wednesday 8th June - Attila the Hun's army invaded Italy, 452. Beatrice Portinari, widely accepted as the unrequited love and inspiration of Dante Alighieri, died, 1290. Artist John Everett Millais born, 1829. Universal Pictures was incorporated, 1912. Tennis player Kim Clijsters born, 1983. Omar Bongo, President of Gabon, died, 2009. World Oceans Day. World Brain Tumour Day. Thursday 9th June - The Dutch fleet began the Raid on the Medway in the Second Anglo-Dutch War, 1667. Russian emperor Peter the Great born, 1672. Photographer and botanist Anna Atkins, died, 1871. Charles Kingsford Smith completed the first trans-Pacific flight in Southern Cross, a Fokker Trimotor monoplane, 1928. Actress Natalie Portman born, 1981. Actor and comedian Rik Mayall died, 2014. Coral Triangle Day.
This week, Suzi Quatro, interviewed in the Detroit Metro Times:Before I did what I did, we didn't have a place in rock 'n' roll. Not really. You had your Grace Slicks and all that, but that's not what I did. I was the first to be taken seriously as a female rock 'n' roll musician and singer. That hadn't been done before. I played the boys at their own game. For everybody that came afterward, it was a little bit easier, which is good. I'm proud of that. If I have a legacy, that's what it is. It's nothing I take lightly. It was gonna happen sooner or later. In 2014, I will have done my job 50 years. It was gonna be done by somebody, and I think it fell to me to do because I don't look at gender. I never have. It doesn't occur to me if a 6-foot-tall guy has pissed me off not to square up to him. That's just the way I am. If I wanted to play a bass solo, it never occurred to me that I couldn't. When I saw Elvis for the first time when I was 5, I decided I wanted to be him, and it didn't occur to me that he was a guy. That's why it had to fall to somebody like me.
A selection of quotations from films released in the same year. Answers next issue or from the regular address.Last issue's quotations were from films released in 1993:
- Your honor, the State of New York concedes the existence of Santa Claus.
- The clock didn't strike. I definitely heard it not strike.
- This'll sound like I'm buttin' into your business - and I am! And you oughta give me a watch with a gold case for doin' it. You dim-witted nail-bender, marry that girl!
- Sister, the schoolroom is overflowing with children. We've nothing unpacked yet. No one understands the language. There are too many of them anyway, and they all smell!
- You can be much more alone with other people than you are by yourself, even if it's people you love. That sounds all mixed up, doesn't it?
- I may play ball next fall, but I will never sign that. Now me and my loser friends are gonna head out to buy Aerosmith tickets. Top priority of the summer.
-- Dazed and Confused- Hey, Dreadlocks! Let me kiss your lucky egg!
-- Cool Runnings- - I'll bet you like to be in control. Tell me.
- Well, um, when I was 17, my little sister tried to borrow my Def Leppard record. I said, "No way!"
-- Wayne's World 2- - Children, this is Miss Jellinsky, our new nanny. What do we say?
- Be afraid. Be very afraid.
-- Addams Family Values- It's a UNIX system! I know this!
-- Jurassic Park
Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...
- One of the enduring mysteries about the dinosaurs has been whether they were cold- or warm-blooded. Recent analysis of growth rings and isotope signals in bones suggested that dinosaurs were warm-blooded, but the results were inconclusive because the fossilation process changes the chemicals analysed and the analysis required the destruction of samples, leading to a restricted data set. Now a team led by Jasmina Wiemann at CalTech have used a different, non-destructive technique. They looked at the waste products from inhaled oxygen reacting with proteins, lipids and sugars, which show up as dark patches in fossils, measurable with infrared spectroscopy, and show the amount of oxygen taken in, hence whether the dinosaur was warm- or cold-blooded. The molecules studied are not water-soluble so extremely stable over time. The results were compared with modern animals and suggest that dinosaurs, like their modern-day bird descendents, were warm-blooded. ● Researchers studying the signature whistles of dolphins, used to identify each other, have found that they vary depending on where the dolphin lives implying that they have regional accents. ● A three-year study of bonefish off the Florida coast has shown that they contain significant levels of pharmaceuticals including blood pressure medicines and anti-depressants. ● A chihuahua called Timon and a pig called Pumbaa, taken in by an Arizona animal shelter after their owner was arrested (for non-animal-related crimes), have proven to be such inseparable friends that the shelter sought out a home where they could be together. Better Piggies Rescue in New River, Arizona, proved to be the place, and have announced that the naturally friendly Pumbaa will be greeting visitors when public tours resume in September, no doubt with Timon close at trotter. ● A man who noticed that his nine-month-old kitten had started acting oddly, including scratching the front door, peeing around the house, including on his bed, and meowing loudly paid £50 ($63) for an emergency vet's appointment only to be told that she was just sick of him working from home and wanted some space... ● Scientists at the University of Western Australia have identified an underwater seagrass meadow as being a single plant. The seagrass covers about 77 square miles (200km2) and is thought to have spread from a single seed over 4,500 years and is now the world's largest plant.
- Earlier this year scientists reported identifying the first examples of the mineral davemaoite at the Earth's surface. The mineral exists between 410 miles (660km) and 560 miles (900km) down in the lower mantle and would naturally break apart as it moved towards the surface and pressure around it dropped, but the specimens identified were encased in a diamond, providing the pressure to keep them intact. Davemaoite was named after geophysicist Ho-kwang "Dave" Mao, who developed many of the techniques used to study and classify it. ● A new method of transferring quantum data without loss should enable collaborating optical telescopes over wide areas to improve imaging resolution by 3-5 orders of magnitude, enabling them to image nearby small extra-Solar planets, surface details of stars and accretion disks around black holes.
- Researchers have extracted and sequenced almost complete genomes from two Pompeii victims of the 72CE eruption of Vesuvius thanks to their bodies having been encased in hardened ash. The findings suggest that one of the people probably had tuberculosis. ● Archaeologists flying over the South West Amazon rainforest with foliage-penetrating lidar scanners have found a network of lost cities described as "unprecendented". ● Earlier this week a boy on a County Down beach found what appeared to be a grenade. It was reported to police and destroyed in a controlled explosion in a nearby park. An army bomb squad officer confirmed that it was a World War I "Mills Bomb", the first hand grenade to be widely deployed across the British army. The police later thanked the boy for alerting the authorities after finding it. ● A fossil of a previously-unknown massive pterosaur, dubbed a flying "dragon of death" with a wingspan of 29'6" (9m) has been found in Argentina. ● The preserved footprints of an adult and child walking together 21,000-23,000 years ago beside what was a lake at White Sands in New Mexico have been discovered. It is thought they are of a mother and child. ● The remains of a lost 3,400-year-old palace city have been revealed in Iraq after months of extreme drought caused more water than usual to be pulled from a Mosul reservoir for irrigation. Archaeologists are racing to excavate the site before water levels rise again. ● To mark this week's 70th anniversary of Queen Elizabeth II's coronation - she is already the longest-reigning monarch in British history - knitters in several towns have been creating royal-themed toppers for letterboxes, but a knitting group in Holmes Chapel, Cheshire, have gone further, creating a life-sized knitted statue (the knitting is fitted around a cage over a donated shop mannequin) of the Queen, complete with crown, handbag and a pet corgi. The group of about 40 knitters have been working on the statue since July last year. ● A collection of Beatles memorabilia from before they became famous has sold at auction for £11,360 ($14,290). ● Construction of an industrial park near Merida, Mexico, has unearthed the ruins of an ancient Mayan city in which more than 4,000 people are thought to have lived between 600-900CE. ● Massachusetts lawmakers have issued a formal pardon for Elizabeth Johnson, Jr, 329 years after she was sentenced to death during the Salem Witch Trials. She was never executed, but for some reason she was overlooked when other victims of the miscarriage of justice were posthumously pardoned. Her case had been taken up by a group of schoolchildren last year. ● A 1964 Aston Martin DB5 owned by the late Sir Sean Connery - though not one driven in Bond films, because the extra gadgets made that too heavy to drive normally - is being auctioned by his family to raise money for a philanthropy fund set up in his name. It is expected to sell for at least £1,400,000 ($1,761,000).
- North Wales police who pulled over a car on the A55 found that the it did not have a valid MOT test result, while the driver was disqualified, uninsured, tested positive for cannabis and was wearing nothing but a coat... She told them she was on her way to give her boyfriend a "special surprise". ● A man in court in Blackburn who admitted shoplifting shampoo worth £50 ($63) from a Boots shop in Darwen refused to remove his hood in the dock, claiming that his hair was a mess. One of the chairs of the bench quipped "I'm not sure why your hair is a mess, it should be lovely with all that John Frieda." ● Police in Birmingham are searching for the driver of a £500,000 ($629,000) Ferrari SF90 who abandoned it after crashing head-on into parked cars, wrecking the front of the Ferrari. ● A father in Hong Kong has been billed for HK$33,290 (£3,400; $4,280) after his young son smashed a 6' (1.8m) statue of Laa-Laa, the yellow Telletubby, in a shop because he found it "scary". ● Oregon writer Nancy Crampton Brophy, who wrote a 2011 blog post titled "How to Murder Your Husband" has been convicted of fatally shooting her husband in June 2018. ● A man who entered an Arlington, Texas, elementary school campus last Thursday with a loaded gun in his waistband adjusted his trousers as he approached the school's front office and accidentally shot himself in the leg. Police said that they did not suspect him of any malicious intent as he was there to collect his child, but arrested him anyway after he was discharged from hospital as it was against the law to take a gun onto school property. ● Chicago police are looking for a man who stood behind a live news location report on the city's gun violence and appeared to wave a handgun at the reporter. ● Paris gendarmes arrested a man who disguised himself as an old woman in a wheelchair to approach the Mona Lisa in the Louvre and - having failed to break its bulletproof protective glass - threw a gateau at it, leaving cream smeared across the glass. ● So far this year more school students have been killed in shootings in America than police officers shot dead in the line of duty, according to several reports.
- Marvin Rees, Mayor of Bristol, took a nine-hour flight to Vancouver, Canada (a 4,600 mile (7,400km) journey generating 4,445lb (2,016kg) of CO2 per passenger, according to the Flight Free UK site), to give a talk to a TED conference on how city mayors could influence carbon policy. Earlier this year Bristolians voted to abolish the post of directly-elected mayor after Rees' term ends in 2024. ● Modelling by the Alfred Wegener Institute suggests that unless global warming is significantly reduced some 70% of the Siberian tundra could be lost by 2050. ● Earlier this week a 3.8 magnitude earthquake occurred about 5 miles (8km) under the ground near between Stanton upon Hine Heath, Weston-under Redcastle and Hodnet in Shropshire. Locals described buildings shaking but there were no reports of serious injury.
- As part of a year-long celebration to mark the 125th anniversary of the publication of Bram Stoker's Dracula 1,369 people dressed as vampires gathered at Whitby Abbey in North Yorkshire last week to set a new world record. They needed to all be wearing classic vampire costumes (cloak and fangs, basically) and stand together in one place for five minutes. Guinness World Records later confirmed that they had, indeed, broken the previous record of 1,039 vampires set at Doswell, Virginia, in 2011. As well as all the men, women and children, there were several cloak-wearing dogs who, we presume, supplied their own fangs... Whitby is closely associated with Dracula - the house where Stoker stayed while researching the book still stands, and Dracula arrives in Britain at Whitby to set up
homecoffin in the ruined Abbey.IN BRIEF: Travel agency Ancient Mystery Cuise is offering travellers a cruise through the Bermuda Triangle, with a promised full refund if the ship disappears... [Who would they refund if the paying passengers disappear with the ship? -Ed] ● The Boomtown Rats are changing their name to the Boomtown Longtails for one night to play a gig on the Isle of Man during the TT Festival, to honour centuries-old Manx folklore that saying the name of the rodent species is bad luck. ● Language officials in France have created new French terms to replace English gaming language, including "rétrojeu" (retro gaming), "contenu téléchargeable additionel" (additional downloadable content) and "joueur/joueuse professionel/professionelle" (E-sports professional gamers). ● A Reddit user has amused the Internet after posting a picture of a Del Taco fast food chain voucher his cousin was given in a branch a few years ago. The voucher is for a free medium drink with the purchase of any epic burrito, subject to the usual T&Cs, but what drew interest was its expiry date. It "Expires 1/6/2106". ● A man whose hands became permanently clenched as a result of the autoimmune disease scleroderma has successfully had a double hand transplant. While not the first person to undergo the procedure his is thought to be the first in the world to have it because of scleroderma. ● The Rhode Island farmhouse that was the inspiration for the 2013 horror film The Conjuring has been sold at auction for $1.525m (£1.21m); the new owners plan to host paranormal events and tours. ● Engineers at Northwestern University in Illinois have created the world's smallest remote-controlled walking robots, each about 0.5mm (1/50") wide.
CORONAVIRUS ROUND-UP: Lockdown measures led to many education classes and exams moving online, but Shanghai University is being widely mocked for responding to the current city lockdown by declaring that students who have yet to complete their mandatory 50m (164') swimming test before graduating can do it online. Students asked if they could do it in their baths, and one posted a video of himself in trunks and goggles diving onto his bed and pretending to swim. The university is actually requiring them to complete a "Basic Theory of Swimming" test form, but quite how that can be anything like an actual lap in a pool remains to be seen.
UKRAINE: A shop in Kyiv is selling stress toys designed to look like Vladimir Putin. Each mini-Putin comes with a coffin, a noose and Ukraine-flag-bearing pins to stick in it. ● Kalush Orchestra, Ukrainian winners of this year's Eurovision Song Contest, have auctioned their trophy for €838,000 (£712,000; $900,000) for medical supplies and the purchase of three Ukrainian-made PD-2 drones for the country's military.
Musician and restauranteur Andy Fletcher (Depeche Mode, Toast Hawaii music label, Gascogne restaurant, 60), actor Ray Liotta (Goodfellas, Cop Land, Field of Dreams, 67), drummer Alan White (The Plastic Ono Band, John Lennon, Yes, 72), actress Patricia Brake (Porridge, Coronation Street, Eldorado, 79), actor Bo Hopkins (American Graffiti, Midnight Express, The Wild Bunch, 80), actor Charles Siebert (Trapper John, M.D., The American Conservatory Theatre, The Incredible Hulk, 84), jockey Lester Piggott (nine-time Epsom Derby winner, 116 Royal Ascot wins, won the Breeders' Cup Mile at the age of 54, 86).
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Little Jennifer's parents had taken her to a family gathering. Her mother's aunt, who had never taken to Little Jennifer's father came up to them and asked her niece if her husband still treated her with respect. Little Jennifer looked up at the severe face and declared "Daddy always treats Mummy like a queen!"
Bursting with pride and wanting to show how clever his daughter was, Little Jennifer's father asked her, "And if I treat Mummy like a queen, what does that make me, Little Jennifer?"
Without hesitating Little Jennifer smiled as only she could. "A servant!"
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