The Friday Irregular

Issue #675 - 29th July 2022


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^ WORD OF THE WEEK

whiffler
  n. an officer who precedes a procession to clear the way

^ ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

Friday 29th July   -   Saracen raiders sacked Thessalonika, the second-largest city in the Byzantine Empire, 904. Sculptor Francesco Moschi born, 1580. Philanthropist and politician William Wilberforce died, 1833. The Games of the XIV Olympiad opened in London, 1948. Singer-songwriter and musician Patti Scialfa born, 1953. Nobel laureate chemist Dorothy Hodgkin died, 1994. International Tiger Day.
 
Saturday 30th July   -   Artist and achitect Giorgio Vasari born, 1511. The Virginia General Assembly, the first Colonial European representative assembly in the Americas, convened for the first time, 1619. Marie Theresa of Spain, Queen of France, died, 1683. Singer-songwriter Kate Bush born, 1958. Union leader Jimmy Hoffa disappeared from a Detroit parking lot, 1975. Special make-up effects artist Dick Smith died, 2014. International Day of Friendship.
 
Sunday 31st July   -   The earliest recorded eruption of Mount Fuji, 781. Mathematician Gabriel Cramer born, 1704. Philosopher Denis Diderot died, 1784. Educator Marion Talbot born, 1858. The final official daily rum ration was issued in the Royal Navy, 1970. Actress Jeanne Moreau died, 2017.
 
Monday 1st August   -   Roman emperor Claudius born, 10 BCE. The Old Swiss Confederacy was formed, 1291. Queen Anne of Great Britain died, 1714. Astronomer Maria Mitchell born, 1818. The Slavery Abolition Act 1833 came into force, abolishing slavery in the British Empire, 1833. TV and radio broadcaster Mike Smith died, 2014.
 
Tuesday 2nd August   -   King Edward I of England returned from the Ninth Crusade, 1274. Sir Thomas Grey was executed for his part in the Southampton Plot against King Henry V of England, 1415. Physician and scholar Theodor Zwinger born, 1533. Diarist and political hostess Harriet Arbuthnot died, 1834. The Clay Street Hill Railroad, San Francisco's first cable car, began operating, 1873. Actress Myrna Loy born, 1905.
 
Wednesday 3rd August   -   John Rut sent the first known letter from North America, 1527. Scupltor and woodcarver Grinling Gibbons died, 1721. Joseph Paxton, designer of The Crystal Palace in London, born, 1803. Writer Dorothea von Schlegel died, 1839. Jesse Owens won the 100m dash at the Berlin Olympics, 1936. Singer-songwriter and guitarist Skin born, 1967.
 
Thursday 4th August   -   Prince Edward's army defeated rebellious barons at the Battle of Evesham, in the Second Barons' War, killing their leader, Simon de Montfort, 6th Earl of Leicester, 1265. Poet Percy Bysshe Shelley born, 1792. Lizzie Borden's father and stepmother were discovered murdered in their home, 1892. Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother of the United Kingdom born, 1900. Actress Marilyn Monroe died, possibly murdered, 1962.


^ THE WISDOM OF...

This week, Marilyn Monroe:
Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.


^ FILM QUIZ

A selection of quotations from films containing the word 'time' in the title, either as a whole word or part of a word. Answers next issue or from the regular address. Last issue's 'heat' quotations were from:


^ WEIRD WORLD NEWS

Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...

IN BRIEF: An Alaskan Airlines flight from Washington, D.C., to San Francisco was returned to the terminal and delayed for 2 hours after the captain and first officer got into a fight and one of them stormed off the plane. ● A bug on a dating website for anti-vaxxers has exposed the data - names, dates-of-birth, email addresses and (if entered) home addresses of 3,500 users. [An anti-vaxxer site not taking basic safety precautions... who would have thought it... -Ed] ● A chess-playing robot has broken the finger of its seven-year-old opponent as the boy made his move, at an event in Moscow. ● A couple have been reunited with their wedding photograph in time for their 57th anniversary after accidentally leaving it in a book donated to a charity shop three years ago; the manager was sorting through donations earlier this year, found it, and posted it on social media in the hope of returning it to its owners - it was recognised within 24 hours. ● The night sky over Mildura, Australia, lit up bright pink recently, due to blackout blinds at a medicinal cannabis farm not closing properly; the farm uses reddish lights to encourage the plants to grow. ● The International Quidditch Association, which organises a land-based game based on the game played on broomsticks in the Harry Potter stories with 600 teams in more than 40 countries has announced that it is changing the name of its game to 'Quadball' to distance itself from creator J.K. Rowling's much-criticised anti-transgender comments. ● Holy Trinity Church in Wingate, County Durham, has had to inform families that their deceased relatives are not buried in the right graves. The issue came to light after Hilda Bell died, leaving wishes that she be buried alongside her husband, whose grave she and her children had been visiting for 17 years; when the grave was opened in preparation gravediggers discovered that it contained the coffin of a woman. Six other graves have been opened so far in the search for Thomas Bell's coffin, without success, at least one of which was also found to contain the wrong person.

CORONAVIRUS ROUND-UP: Two peer-reviewed studies have been published this week which both corroborate that the COVID-19 outbreak began in Wuhan's seafood and wildlife market rather than as a leak from the Wuhan Institute of Virology. One examined the location of reported cases and found that the first reports all came from people who worked or shopped at the market, or lived near it. The other study examined fluid swabs taken from drains and surfaces in the market and found that positive samples were clustered around the area where animals susceptible to Sars-Cov-2, the virus that causes COVID-19, were being sold.

UPDATES: Blake Lemoine, who last month claimed that the Google chatbot AI system he was working on had developed feelings has been fired for persistently violating "clear employment and data security policies that include the need to safeguard product information". ● A new analysis of Tyrannosaurus rex in the wake of the study that claimed they were actually three separate species has concluded that there was, as thought before, only one species, and variance between fossils merely reflects that, like other species including humans, differences in shape and size are normal.


^ OBITUARIES

Actress Yoko Shimada (Shōgun, Castle of Sand, Little Champion, 69), writer and comedian Kevin Rooney (Jay Leno, Dennis Miller Live, When Harry Met Sally, 71), actress Rebecca Balding (Soap, Lou Grant, Charmed, 73), comic book writer Alan Grant (2000AD, Marvel, DC Comics, 73), football executive David Moores (chairman and owner of Liverpool F.C. [1997-2001]; later honorary life president, 76), politician David Trimble, Baron Trimble of Lisnagarvey (Ulster Unionist Party leader [1995-2005], 1st Minister of Northern Ireland [1998-2002], 1998 Nobel Peace Prize co-laureate, 77), actress Bobby Faye Ferguson (Evening Shade, The Dukes of Hazzard, Remington Steele, 78), sorceress Diane Hegarty (co-founder of the Church of Satan, 80), actor David Warner (The Omen, Tron, Mary Poppins Returns, 80), actor Paul Sorvino (Nixon, Romeo+Juliet, The Rocketeer, 83), screenwriter and director Bob Rafelson (Five Easy Pieces, collaborations with Jack Nicholson including The Postman Alway Rings Twice, co-created The Monkees, 89), environmentalist and writer James Lovelock (first to detect the widespread presence of CFCs in the atmosphere, developed the Gaia hypothesis, proponent of climate engineering to counter climate change, 103).


^ DUMBLEDORE BEAR'S LOTTERY PREDICTOR!

Dumbledore Bear, our in-house psychic predicts that the following numbers will be lucky:
12, 35, 37, 40, 47, 57
[UK National Lottery, number range 1-59]
You can get your very own prediction at http://www.simonlamont.co.uk/tfir/dumbledore.htm.


^ AND FINALLY...

    At Sunday school the priest was telling the children about saying Grace before eating. "Little Jennifer," he asked, "do you pray to God before dinner?"
    Little Jennifer thought for a moment, then smiled as only she could. "Only if Daddy's made it. My Mummy is a much better cook!"


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