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Friday 2nd September - The Great Fire of London broke out at a bakery in Pudding Lane, 1666. Marie Joséphine of Savoy born, 1753. Engineer Thomas Telford died, 1834. The Japanese Instrument of Surrender was signed aboard the USS Missouri in Tokyo Bay, 1945. Actor Keanu Reeves born, 1964. Health activist, influencer and author Claire Wineland died, 2018. Saturday 3rd September - San Marino, the oldest extant republic, was founded, 301. Composer Adriano Banchieri born, 1568. Oliver Cromwell, general and Lord Protector died, 1658. The American Revolutionary War ended with the signing of the Treaty of Paris, 1783. Actress Pauline Collins born, 1940. Charity fundraising runner Jane Tomlinson died, 2007. Merchant Navy Day in the UK. Sunday 4th September - Cartographer John Ogilby, publisher of the first British road atlas, died, 1676. Los Angeles was founded by Spanish settlers, 1781. Actress Jennie Lee born, 1848. Mark Spitz became the first person to win seven medals in a single Olympic Games, 1972. DJ, producer and songwriter Mark Ronson born, 1975. Bletchley Park code-breaker Joan Clarke died, 1996. Monday 5th September - Catherine Parr, sixth wife of King Henry VIII of England, died, 1548. Louis XIV, King of France, born, 1638. The Great Fire of London ended, having destroyed thousands of buildings including Old St Paul's Cathedral, 1666. Composer Amy Beach born, 1867. NASA launched the Voyager 1 spacecraft, 1977. Royal Air Force flying ace Douglas Bader died, 1982. International Day of Charity (UN). Tuesday 6th September - Ottoman sultan Suleiman the Magnificent died, 1566. Public stage-plays were banned by the English Long Parliament, 1642. Scientist John Dalton born, 1766. Allied forces liberated Ypres, Belgium, and the nightly "Last Post" ceremony at the Menin Gate resumed, 1944. Actress Kay Kendall died, 1959. Singer-songwriter Nina Persson born, 1974. Wednesday 7th September - Queen Elizabeth I of England born, 1533. Glover and leatherworker John Shakespeare, father of William, died, 1601. The French defeated the Russians at the Battle of Borodino near Moscow, in the Napoleonic Wars, 1812. Actor Anthony Quayle born, 1913. Philo Farnsworth created the first fully electronic television system, 1927. Memoirist and writer Karen Blixen died, 1962. Thursday 8th September - Michelangelo's David was unveiled in Florence, 1504. Mathematician Marin Mersenne born, 1588. Methematician and engineer Bernard Forest de Bélidor died, 1761. The body of Annie Chapman, Jack the Ripper's second canonical victim, was discovered, 1888. Singer-songwriter Patsy Cline born, 1932. Explorer Alexandra David-Néel died, 1969. International Literacy Day.
This week, Samuel Pepys, from his diary entry for September 2nd:Some of our mayds sitting up late last night to get things ready against our feast to-day, Jane called us up about three in the morning, to tell us of a great fire they saw in the City. So I rose and slipped on my nightgowne, and went to her window, and thought it to be on the backside of Marke-lane at the farthest; but, being unused to such fires as followed, I thought it far enough off; and so went to bed again and to sleep. About seven rose again to dress myself, and there looked out at the window, and saw the fire not so much as it was and further off. So to my closett to set things to rights after yesterday's cleaning. By and by Jane comes and tells me that she hears that above 300 houses have been burned down to-night by the fire we saw, and that it is now burning down all Fish-street, by London Bridge. So I made myself ready presently, and walked to the Tower, and there got up upon one of the high places, Sir J. Robinson's little son going up with me; and there I did see the houses at that end of the bridge all on fire, and an infinite great fire on this and the other side the end of the bridge; which, among other people, did trouble me for poor little Michell and our Sarah on the bridge. So down, with my heart full of trouble, to the Lieutenant of the Tower, who tells me that it begun this morning in the King's baker's' house in Pudding-lane, and that it hath burned St. Magnus's Church and most part of Fish-street already. So I down to the water-side, and there got a boat and through bridge, and there saw a lamentable fire. Poor Michell's house, as far as the Old Swan, already burned that way, and the fire running further, that in a very little time it got as far as the Steeleyard, while I was there. Everybody endeavouring to remove their goods, and flinging into the river or bringing them into lighters that layoff; poor people staying in their houses as long as till the very fire touched them, and then running into boats, or clambering from one pair of stairs by the water-side to another. And among other things, the poor pigeons, I perceive, were loth to leave their houses, but hovered about the windows and balconys till they were, some of them burned, their wings, and fell down. Having staid, and in an hour's time seen the fire: rage every way, and nobody, to my sight, endeavouring to quench it, but to remove their goods, and leave all to the fire, and having seen it get as far as the Steele-yard, and the wind mighty high and driving it into the City; and every thing, after so long a drought, proving combustible, even the very stones of churches, and among other things the poor steeple by which pretty Mrs. -------- lives, and whereof my old school-fellow Elborough is parson, taken fire in the very top, an there burned till it fell down: I to White Hall (with a gentleman with me who desired to go off from the Tower, to see the fire, in my boat); to White Hall, and there up to the Kings closett in the Chappell, where people come about me, and did give them an account dismayed them all, and word was carried in to the King. So I was called for, and did tell the King and Duke of Yorke what I saw, and that unless his Majesty did command houses to be pulled down nothing could stop the fire. They seemed much troubled, and the King commanded me to go to my Lord Mayor from him, and command him to spare no houses, but to pull down before the fire every way.
A selection of quotations from films containing the word 'water' in the title, either as a whole word or part of a word. Answers next issue or from the regular address.Last issue's northerly quotations were from:
- Hey, you wanna hear my philosophy of life? Do it to him before he does it to you.
- All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you; digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed.
- Dry land is not just our destination, it is our destiny!
- Man is as silent as the grave. But if farts were flattery? Honey, he'd be Shakespeare.
- I can't be her mother...I don't know how to be myself!
- This is a copy of my will, I need your signature to prove I'm of sound mind, I'm leaving everything to my cats. Well go on, sign it, man!
-- North Sea Hijack [1980]- You must choose between kindness for your kin, and hatred for your enemies.
-- The Northman [2022]- The British never seem to do anthing until they've had a cup of tea, By which time it's too late.
-- Northwest Frontier [1959]- In the world of advertising, there's no such thing as a lie. There's only expedient exaggeration.
-- North by Northwest [1959]- What are you supposed to do when the ones with all the power are hurting those with none? Well for starters, you stand up. Stand up and tell the truth. You stand up for your friends. You stand up even when you're all alone. You stand up.
-- North Country [2005]
Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...
- Giant panda twins have been born at the Qinling Panda Research Centre in China, the third set of twins born at the rescue centre after vets started using artifical insemination to try to boost numbers of the endangered bears. ● Ghanaian authorities are investigating after a man climbed into the lion enclosure at the Accra Zoo and was mauled to death. It is suspected that he was attempting to steal two rare white lion cubs, which were in the enclosure with their parents. ● A man in Pombal, Portugal, who was having construction work done on his home noticed what appeared to be a large bone sticking out of the ground. It turned out to be a fossilised sauropod (long-necked dinosaur, such as the brontosaurus or diplodocus) over 80' (24.4m) long, possibly the largest sauropod remains found in Europe. ● A 10'- (3m)-long swordfish has been filmed 5 miles (8km) of the Isle of Man in the Irish Sea, only the sixth known sighting of the mid-ocean and Mediterranean fish in British waters. ● A state record 10' 2"- (3.1m)-long female alligator has been caught in Mississippi. The same alligator had previously been caught and tagged in 2009, close to where she was trapped again this year. ● A wallaby called Winnie who escaped from her enclosure at Glenpark Estate, Omagh, Northern Ireland, was recaptured safe and well last a few days later. ● A display by the Red Arrows aerobatics team over Rhyl, North Wales, had to be ended after a bird collided with the cockpit of one of the planes, smashing the glass. The pilot managed to safely return to Hawarden airport, followed a short time later by the other six planes. ● A penguin at San Diego Zoo has been fitted with orthopaedic footwear made of neoprene and rubber after suffering from a condition that causes sores when he stands and walks. ● Also at San Diego Zoo, a rare southern white rhino has been born. ● A sheep has been sold at auction for £168,000 ($195,120). The Texel lamb will be bred from once it reaches maturity. ● A sheriff's deputy in Alabama, who left his patrol car door open while he went to serve papers because he has had to run from aggressive dogs in the past, heard noises coming from the vehicle behind him and discovered two goats, one climbing over the roof, the other inside eating other papers and equipment. ● When a farming couple adopted a stray cat called Misty they hoped she would be a good mouser, like her predecessor Molly. Instead, Misty became friends with a mouse and often shares her food with it...
- The Allen Telescope Array northeast of San Francisco has been hunting for radio signals from aliens since 2007. Following a refurbishment it detected a wholly non-random signal which, sadly for alien hunters, was from a very human source - NASA's Voyager 1 probe, launched in 1977 and still beaming back data from about 14.5bn miles (23.3bn km) away. ● NASA had to scrub the first attempt to launch its new Space Launch System (SLS) rocket on an unmanned test flight around the Moon after problems emerged with one of the rocket engines and the appearance of what looked like a crack on the SLS body. The 'crack' turned out to a build-up of frost, and another launch attempt will be made on Saturday. ● Astronomers may have discovered the first exoplanet completely covered in water. TOI-1452b is slightly larger than Earth and 100 light years away. ● The James Webb Space Telescope has recorded the first clear evidence of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere of an exoplanet; WASP-39b is a hot gas giant 700 light years from Earth. ● The ashes of Star Trek actress Nichelle Nichols, along with those of her co-star James Doohan, series creator Gene Roddenberry and his wife, actress Majel Barrett who appeared in different Star Trek series over the years, will be sent into space aboard a special memorial rocket flight later this year. The payload, which will also contain human genome DNA samples, will eventually enter interplanetary deep space.
- To mark the Queen's Platinum Jubilee earlier this year towns were invited to bid to become cities, with eight ultimately chosen. One of the bidders was Gibraltar, a British overseas territory since 1713. Government research found that Queen Victoria had actually granted Gibraltar city status in 1842 but it had accidentally been left off official lists so, 180 years after becoming a city, Gibraltar can now officially call itself one. ● A carved wooden medieval fishing boat was dug up near Gigglewick Tarn in North Yorkshire in 1863 and put on display at Leeds City Museum. During World War II the museum was bombed in an air raid and the boat broken into 45 pieces. The boat has now been pieced back together and is going on display at the Leeds Discovery Centre. ● The Williamson Pink Star, an 11.15 carat flawless cushion cut pink diamond is to be auctioned this autumn, with an estimated value of £18m ($21m). It is the second-largest flawless pink diamond known. ● A collection of hundreds of Star Wars collectibles sold at auction last weekend, raising nearly £27,000 ($31,360). The lots included a boxed 1978 radio-controlled Jawa Sandcrawler, which sold for £850 ($987), a 1985 trio of Ewok figurines (£400; $465) and an R2-D2 with a pop-up light sabre from the same year (£360; $418). ● John Lennon's family home in Liverpool, where Lennon and Paul McCartney would rehearse as members of the Quarrymen (Lennon actually lived nearby, with his aunt), is to be auctioned, with a valuation of £250,000 ($290,360).
- An Atlanta man who fell and broke his neck, leaving him paralysed, after a police officer tasered him as he ran away after being stopped while begging for money has been awarded $100m (£86m) damages by a jury to pay for his required 24-hour care. ● A man who was caught trying to smuggle 1,700 animals including turtles and crocodiles into America has pleaded guilty to two counts of smuggling and one of animal trafficking. He will be sentenced in December, and faces up to 25 years in prison. ● Sergeant Gavin Hillier, 35, of the 1st Battalion Welsh Guards was shot dead during a training exercise by a severely short-sighted recruit who was not wearing his glasses and mistook Hillier for a target. ● A car, stolen in Getafe, Spain, ended up stuck halfway up a staircase linking a train station and a shopping centre after the driver took a wrong turn and got wedged between handrails. Police found the driver trying to get out of the car and arrested him. Firefighters had to use a winch to remove the car. ● Two Air-France pilots have been suspended after getting into a fistfight during a flight from Geneva to Paris. Cabin crew had to intervene and one crewmember stayed in the cockpit until the plane landed. ● French tax authorities have raised around €10m (£8.5m; $9.9m) after using artificial intelligence to scan aerial photographs and identify undeclared swimming pools, which are taxed because they increase property values. They will now test the software's ability to detect illegal and undeclared home extensions and garden structures like gazebos and patios.
- When wild beavers were reintroduced to Devon in 2015 a five year study began to investigate their effect on the land. The study has now ended, and concluded that the network of dams they created has helped to maintain a large area of wetland on land owned by Clinton Devon Estates, despite wider drought conditions. The wetland benefits other wildlife, contributes to carbon capture and helps prevent flooding. ● Research published in Nature Climate Change has found that, even if greenhouse gas emissions were to stop today, the loss of ice from Greenland will cause at least a 10" (25.4cm) rise in sea levels by the end of the century. ● The Hornsea 2 offshore wind farm 55 miles (88.5km) off the coast of Yorkshire has become fully operational and is now the world's largest offshore wind farm. It can generate enough electricity to power 1.3 million homes. ● A plastic shampoo sachet which washed up on a Somerset beach recently is thought to date from the 1950s. The printing was still clearly legible and the plastic had not deteriorated.
- A Texas church which staged two performances (one live-streamed) of an unauthorised production of the hit musical Hamilton, with some lyrics rewritten to reference Jesus and Christianity, and added scenes where Alexander Hamilton repents and a sermon is delivered inviting people "struggling" with drug addiction and homosexuality to turn to God, has apologised after being condemned by Hamilton creator Lin Manuel Miranda and threatened with legal action. The church has promised not to stage their version of the play again, to destroy all recordings and photographs, and to pay unspecified damages, which a spokesman for Miranda said would be donated to the South Texas Equality Project, a coalition of groups supporting the LGBTQ community and allied businesses in South Texas.
IN BRIEF: Derek Skipper, from Orwell in Cambridgeshire, is thought to be the oldest person in the UK to sit a GCSE exam after getting a grade five (top marks) in Maths at the age of 92. GCSEs are normally taken around the age of 16. ● The evacuation order for the town of Futaba, near the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant, has been lifted more than ten years after Japan's worst nuclear disaster. It is the last of 11 evacuation orders brought in after the accident to be lifted. ● Duane Hansen, 60, has set a new world record by paddling 38 miles (61km) down the Missouri River in a hollowed-out 864lb (384kg) giant pumpkin he had grown specially for the attempt. ● The Malaysian army has apologised after two of its tanks broke down on consecutive days in Kuala Lumpur, blocking traffic on busy roads. ● Irish woman Ceola McGowan has won the World Double Bit Axe Throwing Championships. The 31-year-old credits her balance, focus and core strength on her other hobby, pole dancing. ● Crime writer Val McDermid has revealed that her publisher received a legal takedown notice from the Agatha Christie estate after they promoted her as the "queen of crime", a phrase the estate has copyrighted. ● A Silicon Valley start-up which has developed a system that can change the accents of call centre staff in real time has denied that by changing South Asian agents' voices to sound "white and American" it is racist. ● A Tesla owner, fed up with his phone's Bluetooth power management frequently stopping him from unlocking his car has had a chip implanted in his hand. As well as unlocking the Tesla, the chip can access his digital wallet and provide other contactless card services. ● The US Federal Aviation Authority has approved the Switchblade flying car for flight testing. ● A California highway had to be closed for several hours after a lorry was involved in a collision and shed more than 150,000 tomatoes across a 200' (61m) stretch of it, causing seven cars to crash in the resulting red slurry and bringing traffic to a standstill. ● After a two-year break thanks to COVID the World Gravy Wrestling Championships have returned to the Rose 'N' Bowl Pub in Rossendale, Lancashire. As the name suggests, contestants grapple for 2-minute bouts in a pool of gravy, with points awarded for wrestling skill, fancy dress and entertainment value. The men's and women's events, which raised money for East Lancashire Hospice, were won this year by Lloyd Clarkson and Imogen Young.
UPDATES: The trial reintroduction of bison in Kent has been so successful the Kent Wildlife Trust and Wildwood Trust want to open up a larger area of woodland to the animals, which clear undergrowth, allowing other plants and animals to thrive, fertilise the soil, de-bark invading conifers and provide nesting materials for birds with their moulted fur.
Animator and director Ralph Eggleston (The Lion King, WALL-E, For the Birds, 56), Brazilian indigenous person 'Man of the Hole' (last surviving member of his tribe, who had lived in isolation for the last 26 years, 60 [estimated]), chef and author Roland Mesnier (White House executive pastry chef for five presidents from Jimmy Carter to George W. Bush, 78), actor Joe E. Tata (Batman [1960s TV], The Rockford Files, Beverly Hills, 90210, 85), actor Richard Roat (Friends, Seinfeld, Cheers, 89), actor William Reynolds (The Thing That Couldn't Die, The Islanders, The Twilight Zone, 90), politician Mikhail Gorbachev (last general secretary of the Communist Party [1985-1991], last president of the Soviet Union [1990-1991], Nobel Peace Prize laureate [1990], 91), singer Mabel John (first female solo artist signed by Tamla (later Motown), "Your Good Thing (Is About to End)", 20 Feet From Stardom, 91), WWII US Navy ace fighter pilot Dean S. "Diz" Laird (the only known Navy ace to shoot down both German and Japanese aircraft, 101).
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Little Mary's mother had taken her and Little Jennifer for a riding lesson. When Little Jennifer got home her mother asked her how it had gone. "Very well, Mummy", Little Jennifer said, "but Little Mary's pony was much politer than mine."
Somewhat bemused, her mother asked what she meant. Little Jennifer smiled as only she could, "Well, Mummy, we were learning how to do jumps and her pony let her go over first!"
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