The Friday Irregular

Issue #685 - 7th October 2022


Edited by and copyright ©2022 Simon Lamont
( Facebook  /  Twitter )

tfir@simonlamont.co.uk

The latest edition is always available at http://www.simonlamont.co.uk/tfir/index.htm
The archives are at http://www.simonlamont.co.uk/tfir/archive/index.htm

The Friday Irregular does not set any cookies or tracking, but our host and linked sites out of our control might.

Unless otherwise indicated dollar values are in US dollars. Currency conversions are at current rates at time of writing and may be rounded.
The Friday Irregular uses Common Era year notation.

CONTENTS



-

O

-

^ WORD OF THE WEEK

dissensus
  n. disagreement, particularly when widespread

^ ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

Friday 7th October   -   Spain defeated Venice at the Battle of La Motta in the War of the League of Cambrai, 1513. Playwright, poet and satirist John Marston born, 1576. Writer Edgar Allan Poe died, 1849. The Soviet Luna 3 probe transmitted the first photographs of the far side of the Moon, 1959. Trumpet player Alison Balsam born, 1978. Journalist and critic of Vladmimir Putin's regime Anna Politkovskaya was assassinated, 2006.
 
Saturday 8th October   -   Greek king Pyrrhus of Epirus, many of whose military victories came at terrible loss, born, 319 BCE. Legendary Japanese ninja and thief Ishikawa Goemon was executed, 1594. Stephenson's Rocket won the Rainhill Trials, 1829. Politician Betty Boothroyd, Baroness Boothroyd, former Speaker of the House of Commons, born, 1929. Soprano Kathleen Ferrier died, 1953. Guerilla leader Che Guevara and his men were captured in Bolivia, 1967.
 
Sunday 9th October   -   Carloman I and Charlemagne were crowned kings of the Franks, 768. Composer Camille Saint-Saëns born, 1835. Historian George Ormerod died, 1873. Singer-songwriter P.J. Harvey born, 1969. The musical The Phantom of the Opera opened at Her Majesty's Theatre, London, 1986. Filmmaker Danièle Huillet died, 2006. World Post Day.
 
Monday 10th October   -   Mary of Waltham, duchess of Brittany, born, 1344. The crew of Columbus' Santa Maria attempted a mutiny, 1493. Explorer Abel Tasman died, 1659. Artist Jean-Antoine Watteau born, 1684. The destruction of the Gamboa Dike completed major contruction work on the Panama Canal, 1913. Singer Édith Piaf died, 1963. World Porridge Day.
 
Tuesday 11th October   -   Cromwell's New Model Army sacked Wexford, 1649. Poet Maria James born, 1793. Explorer and politician Meriwether Lewis died, 1809. Soccer player and manager Bobby Charlton born, 1937. Photographer Dorothea Lange died, 1965. The AIDS Memorial Quilt was displayed for the first time, on Washington D.C.'s National Mall, 1987.
 
Wednesday 12th October   -   Greek statesman Demosthenes died, 322 BCE. King Edward VI of England born, 1537. The Salem Witch Trials were brought to an end, 1692. Actress Helena Modjeska born, 1840. U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt officially renamed the Executive Mansion as the White House, 1901. English nurse Edith Cavell was executed for treason against the occupying German military in Belgium, 1915. Freethought Day. International Day Against DRM.
 
Thursday 13th October   -   Roman emperor Claudius died, probably poisoned by his wife, 54. The Continental Navy, predecessor of the United States Navy, was established, 1775. Actress and mistress of Edward, Prince of Wales, Lillie Langtry born, 1853. Suffragette Margaret Travers Symons became the first women to speak in the House of Commons after bursting into the chamber during a tour, 1908. Singer-songwriter Paul Simon born, 1941. Children's author and poet Margaret Hillert died, 2014. International Day for Natural Disaster Reduction.


^ THE WISDOM OF...

This week, Anna Politskovskaya, in Putin's Russia [2004]:
We are hurtling back into a Soviet abyss, into an information vacuum that spells death from our own ignorance. All we have left is the internet, where information is still freely available. For the rest, if you want to go on working as a journalist, it's total servility to Putin. Otherwise, it can be death, the bullet, poison, or trial — whatever our special services, Putin's guard dogs, see fit.


^ FILM QUIZ

A selection of quotations from films containing the word 'baby' in the title, either as a whole word or part of a word. Answers next issue or from the regular address. Last issue's easterly quotations were from:


^ WEIRD WORLD NEWS

Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...

IN BRIEF: Amazon has announced a new range of surveillancehome-assistance devices. ● Beyond Good & Evil 2 is now the computer game with the longest gap between first being announced and being released. Duke Nukem Forever was announced in 1997 and released 5,156 days later (to general disappointment, as we recall); Beyond Good & Evil 2 was announced in 2008, and more than 5,234 days later there is still no sign of a release date. ● Last month it was widely reported that actor Bruce Willis had sold the rights to his face to a deepfake company, to allow the creation of a digital 'twin' to be used in films as Willis has retired after being diagnosed with aphasia. A spokesman for Willis has denied the report, and a spokesman for the company has said that only Willis has the rights to his face. ● A food delivery drone operated by Alphabet subsidiary Wing which landed on overhead power lines in Brisbane, Australia, during a "precautionary controlled landing" knocked out the power for hundreds of homes for three hours. ● Twitter users have been posting to the @LizTruss account since she became Prime Minister. That account does not belong to her, it belongs to a Liz Trussell, who has been responding good-naturedly and wittily to the posts from a flood of new followers (she went from 2,475 at the start of September to almost 40,000 this week), for example, when asked about the new cabinet she replied "Grabbed lunch @IKEAUK today, picked up a new cabinet." The Prime Minister's Twitter account is @TrussLiz. ● An appeal has been launched to raise the money to buy a flat in Birkenhead, on the Wirral peninsula, after its occupant Ron Gittins died. It was only after his relatives were asked to clear it that his legacy became apparent - the flat was filled with his artworks including paintings and a scultured red minotaur head. It is hoped that "Ron's Place" will be turned into a space for artists. ● Just in time for Hallowe'en (or Thanksgiving) Emmett, Steve and Scott Andrusz have set a new American national and New York state record for the heaviest pumpkin grown, with a 2,517lb (1,142kg) specimen. ● Leanne Cartwright, from Carlise, was amused when she found that she had been photographed on Google Street View in 2009. She was stunned when she realised that she had been photographed again, in exactly the same location, and almost exactly the same pose, holding a carrier bag in her right hand and with her handbag strap across her body, by a Street View camera in 2018.

UPDATES: Four women have been selected from a record number of applications to run the Port Lockroy post office on Goudier Island, Antarctica, the world's most remote post office, for five months. They include newlywed Natalie Corbett, who will run the gift shop, and who described the trip as a "solo honeymoon".


^ OBITUARIES

Rapper Coolio ("Gangsta's Paradise", Celebrity Big Brother [UK], Cooking with Coolio [book/online], 59), actress and activist Sacheen Littlefeather (declined Marlon Brando's 1973 Best Actor Oscar on his behalf, The Laughing Policeman, Shoot the Sun Down, 75), TV screenwriter Raymond Allen (Comedy Playhouse, Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em, The Little and Large Show, 82), singer Loretta Lynn ("Coal Miner's Daughter", "Success", "Don't Come Home A-Drinkin' (With Lovin' on Your Mind)", 90).


^ DUMBLEDORE BEAR'S LOTTERY PREDICTOR!

Dumbledore Bear, our in-house psychic predicts that the following numbers will be lucky:
2, 17, 18, 21, 53, 57
[UK National Lottery, number range 1-59]
You can get your very own prediction at http://www.simonlamont.co.uk/tfir/dumbledore.htm.


^ AND FINALLY...

    The children were having a lesson about spelling. "Alright, children," the teacher said, "who can spell 'newspaper'?"
    Little Simon's hand went up. "N-E-W-S-P-A-P-E-R, Miss."
    "Quite right. Now, who can spell 'magazine'?"
    Little Julie raised her hand. "M-A-G-A-Z-I-N-E, Miss."
    "Well done. Let's see, who can spell 'television'?"
    Little Jennifer's hand shot up. Smiling as only she could, she answered "T-V, Miss!"


^ ...end of line