The Friday Irregular

Issue #700 - 27th January 2023


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^ WORD OF THE WEEK

frigolabile
  adj. susceptible to cold

^ ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

Friday 27th January   -   Dante Alighieri was condemned and exiled from Florence, in absentia, 1302. Explorer Sir Francis Drake died, 1596. Royal Navy admiral and statesman George Bing, 1st Viscount Torrington, born, 1663. Operation Ranger saw the start of nuclear testing at the Nevada Test Site, 1951. Actress Bridget Fonda born, 1964. Physicist Mariette Blau died, 1970. International Holocaust Remembrance Day and related observances.
 
Saturday 28th January   -   Isabella of Aragon, Queen of France, died, 1271. Edward VI acceded to the English throne at the age of nine, 1547. Astronomer Adrien Auzout born, 1622. Poet, playwright and Nobel laureate W.B. Yeats died, 1939. Space Shuttle Challenger disintegrated shortly after lift-off, 1986. Athlete Jessica Ennis-Hill born, 1986. Data Privacy Day.
 
Sunday 29th January   -   English-American political activist Thomas Paine born, 1737. France defeated Russia and Prussia at the Battle of Brienne in the War of the Sixth Coalition, 1814. King George III of the United Kingdom died, 1820. Actress Katherine Ross born, 1940. French President Jacques Chirac announced a "definitive end" to his country's nuclear weapons testing, 1996. Burlesque dancer Lili St Cyr died, 1999.
 
Monday 30th January   -   Livia, wife of Roman emperor Augustus, born, 58 BCE. Massive flooding struck an estimated 200 square miles (518km2) along the coasts of the Severn Estuary and Bristol Channel, 1607. King Charles I of England, Scotland and Ireland was executed, 1649. Musician, singer-songwriter and actor Phil Collins born, 1951. Economist Elizabeth Baker died, 1973. Richard Skrenta wrote the Apple II Elk Cloner software, considered one of the first self-replicating computer viruses, 1982.
 
Tuesday 31st January   -   Guy Fawkes and three of the other Gunpowder Plot conspirators were hung, drawn and quartered, 1606. Composer Franz Schubert born, 1797. The United States Congress passed the Thirteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution, abolishing slavery, 1865. Actress Tallulah Bankhead born, 1902. Journalist Molly Ivins died, 2007. The United Kingdom left the European Union, 2020.
 
Wednesday 1st February   -   Lexicographer Émile Littré born, 1801. Novelist Mary Shelley died, 1851. The first volume of the Oxford English Dictionary was published, 1884. Actress Elisabeth Sladen born, 1946. Space Shuttle Columbia disintegrated during reentry into the atmosphere, 2003. Comedian and broadcaster Jeremy Hardy died, 2019.
 
Thursday 2nd February   -   Actress Nell Gwyn, mistress of King Charles II of England, born, 1650. Alexander Selkirk was rescued after being shipwrecked on a desert island; his story would inspire Daniel Defoe's Robinson Crusoe, 1709. Writer James Joyce born, 1882. Archaeologist Marija Gimbutas died, 1994. Roger Federer became the #1 ranked men's singles tennis player; he would hold the position for a record 237 weeks, 2004. Charity fundraiser Captain Sir Tom Moore died, 2021. Groundhog Day. World Wetlands Day. Groundhog Day.


^ THE WISDOM OF...

This week,Thomas Paine :
The real object of all despotism is revenue.


^ FILM QUIZ

A selection of quotations from films containing the word 'red' in the title, either as a whole word or part of a word. Answers next issue or from the regular address. Last issue's ship quotations were from:


^ WEIRD WORLD NEWS

Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...

IN BRIEF: A woman in Barranquilla, Colombia, is celebrating after winning 1,488,882,590 pesos (£268,000; $330,210) from two lottery tickets on the anniversary of her husband leaving her for her best friend. ● Calderdale Council in West Yorkshire are being mocked for having an 8' (2.5m) diameter semi-circular bicycle lane painted beside the main road in Halifax. ● A letter posted in Bridgwater, Somerset, in 1995 - 28 years ago - has finally been delivered to an address in Wylam, Northumberland. Franking stamps suggested it had been lying around in a Northumberland sorting office. It was addressed to a former occupant of the house. ● A new study has suggested that people who suffer from sleep disorders like insomnia or sleep paralysis may be more likely to report seeing ghosts or aliens. ● This issue is being written on Burns Night, celebrated in Scotland and by Scottish communities around the world. Around 140 people, including 50 Scots, at the British Antarctic Survey's Rothera Station in Antarctica celebrated an early Burns Night last weekend, thanks to the RRS Sir David Attenborough, which delivered frozen haggis on its last visit. ● Four-year-old Teddy from Portishead in Somerset has become the youngest member of Mensa, the organisation for people in the 98th percentile or higher on a standard IQ test. According to his mother, Teddy, who can count to 100 in six languages, taught himself to read at 26 months "by watching children's television and copying the sounds of letters". ● British Army officer Preet Chandi has set a new record for the longest solo, unsupported and unassisted polar expedition, trekking over 868 miles (1,397km) across Antarctica. ● Scientists at Nanyang Technological University in Singapore have created an artificial skin that is more sensitive than human skin. They hope it could be used in prostheses, robots and human-machine interfaces. ● Researchers at the University of Seville and the University of Bristol have solved a mystery that intrigued Leonardo da Vinci more than 500 years ago - why some bubbles in liquid rise in a spiral. Using computer modelling they found that once a bubble reaches a certain size water pressure causes it to deform, causing the zigzag motion.


^ OBITUARIES

Actor and writer Sal Piro (Fame, Creatures of the Night, president of the Rocky Horror Picture Show Fan Club [1977-death], 72), film producer Edward R. Pressman (American Psycho, Wall Street, Conan the Barbarian, 79), folk-rock singer-songwriter David Crosby (Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young, The Byrds, "Long Time Coming", 81), comic artist David Sutherland OBE (drew for The Beano for more than 60 years, 89), film editor Donn Cambern (Easy Rider, Twins, The Hindenburg, 93), educational psychologist and TV producer Lloyd Morrisett (co-founder of Sesame Street, 93).


^ DUMBLEDORE BEAR'S LOTTERY PREDICTOR!

Dumbledore Bear, our in-house psychic predicts that the following numbers will be lucky:
11, 23, 29, 41, 48, 59
[UK National Lottery, number range 1-59]
You can get your very own prediction at http://www.simonlamont.co.uk/tfir/dumbledore.htm.


^ AND FINALLY...

    Little Jennifer's father was reading her school report. "Maths: 14th, English: 8th, Geography: 12th, Writing: 6th... Isn't there anything you're first in, Little Jennifer?"
    Little Jennifer thought for a moment, then smiled as only she could. "Oh, yes, Daddy. When the bell goes at the end of school I'm always first out of the door!"


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