The Friday Irregular

Issue #701 - 3rd February 2023


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^ WORD OF THE WEEK

tegestology
  n. the study or collecting of beermats or coasters

^ ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

Friday 3rd February   -   Johannes Gutenberg, inventor of the printing press, died, 1468. Portuguese explorer Bartholomeu Dias became the first known European to sail around the Cape of Good Hope, 1488. Composer Felix Mendelssohn born, 1811. Greece became a sovereign nation fully independent of the Ottoman Empire with the London Protocol of 1830, following the Greek War of Independence, 1830. Actress Anna May Wong died, 1961. Fraudster Elizabeth Holmes, founder of Theranos, born, 1984.
 
Saturday 4th February   -   Roman emperor Septimus Severus died, 211. The US Electoral College unanimously elected George Washington the first President of the United States, 1789. San Francisco eccentric Emperor Norton born, 1818. Patty Hearst was kidnapped by the Simbionese Liberation Army, 1974. Actress and singer-songwriter Natalie Imbruglia born, 1975. Florence Green, the last-surviving veteran of World War I, died, 2012. World Cancer Day.
 
Sunday 5th February   -   An earthquake struck Pompeii, Italy, 62. Artist Giovanni Battista Moroni died, 1578. Mathematician and physicist Gaspar Schott born, 1608. Novelist Emilie Flygare-Carlén died, 1892. United Artists was launched by Charlie Chaplin, Mary Pickford, Douglas Fairbanks and D.W. Griffith, 1919. Actress Jennifer Jason Leigh born, 1962.
 
Monday 6th February   -   Murderer Beatrice Cenci born, 1577. James II of England and VII of Scotland was proclaimed King following the death of his brother, Charles II, 1685. Gardener and architect Capability Brown died, 1783. Physicist, inventor and cryptographer Charles Wheatstone born, 1802. The first patent application for the integrated circuit was filed by Jack Kilby, 1959. Astronaut Janice E. Voss died, 2012.
 
Tuesday 7th February   -   Cosmetics, books and artworks were burned in a "bonfire of the vanities" in Florence, Italy, 1497. Composer William Boyle died, 1779. Writer Charles Dickens born, 1812. Émile Zola went on trial for publishing J'Accuse..., exposing and criticising the Dreyfus affair, 1898. Singer and actress Juliette Gréco born, 1927. Jazz singer and pianist Blossom Dearie died, 2009.
 
Wednesday 8th February   -   Leiden University in the Netherlands was founded, 1575. Scholar Richard Burton born, 1577. Mary, Queen of Scots, was executed for treason against Queen Elizabeth I of England, 1587. Irish race horse Shergar was stolen for ransom, 1983. Figure skater Carolina Kostner born, 1987. Nobel laureate physicist Peter Mansfield died, 2017.
 
Thursday 9th February   -   Japanese calligrapher Ono no Michikaze died, 966. The first recorded race was held at Chester Racecourse, 1539. William Henry Harrison, 9th President of the United States and the first to die in office, born, 1773. William G. Morgan created the game Mintonette, now known as volleyball, 1895. Writer Alice Walker born, 1944. Princess Margaret, Countess of Snowdon, died, 2002.


^ THE WISDOM OF...

This week, Charles Dickens, in Great Expectations:
Take nothing on its looks; take everything on evidence. There's no better rule.


^ FILM QUIZ

A selection of quotations from films containing the word 'battle' in the title, either as a whole word or part of a word. Answers next issue or from the regular address. Last issue's red quotations were from:


^ WEIRD WORLD NEWS

Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...

IN BRIEF: The Associated Press was mocked this week for issuing a new style guidebook that ruled using the the word 'the' followed by a label such as in "the poor, the mentally ill, the French, the disabled [..]" could be dehumanising. The French Embassy in Washington, D.C., tweeted that it would now have to refer to itself as the "Embassy of Frenchness in the U.S." ● Passengers on a flight from Dubai to Auckland, New Zealand, flew for 13 hours then found themselves back in Dubai after flooding forced the closure of Auckland Airport when the flight was halfway there. ● The British Trust for Ornithology found itself locked out of its Twitter account recently. Attempts to contact Twitter - where most support staff were fired by Elon Musk after his takeover - for an explanation failed to get a response but a spokesman for the charity speculated that it was because they had been tweeting about sightings of woodcocks. [Good thing they were not in Scunthorpe as well... -Ed] ● A life insurance firm that used a photograph of serial killer doctor Harold Shipman, believed to have murdered up to 250 patients, alongside the strapline "Because you never know who your doctor might be" in an advert has been ordered to submit future adverts to review by a risk carrier. ● Rick Astley is suing the rapper Yung Gravy for allegedly using someone to impersonate his voice on a recent song that used the underlying composition of Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up", but not his voice, under license. ● Drivers on the A7 in Marbella, Spain, had a payday earlier this week after a car crash caused a bag of €20,000 (£17,740; $21,900) in €50 notes to fly out of one of the cars' windows and burst, sending notes flying across the road. Drivers and even passengers on a bus that had had to stop grabbed as much as they could. ● When the Philadelphia Eagles defeated the San Francisco 49ers to win the NFC American football title last weekend the Empire State Building in New York City was lit up in the Eagles' green and white, something that attracted the anger of many New Yorkers, whose city has two American football teams and who view the Eagles as an arch-enemy. As one resident tweeted, "King Kong should have destroyed you". ● Copies of the first two Harry Potter books, signed for a school librarian when author J.K. Rowling visited to give a talk in 1999, are to be auctioned after being kept on a shelf for 23 years. They are expected to fetch between £l1,500 and £2,000 ($1,850-2,470). ● Researchers have created a tiny robot out of gallium infused with magnetic particles that can shape-shift to melt its way past bars before reforming. [At just 3mm (0.1") wide it is not a threat to any visiting T-800s... yet. -Ed] ● An original, if damaged, costume of much-unbeloved 1990s British TV character Mr Blobby that was put up for auction on eBay recently sold for £62,000 ($76,500) after it went viral on social media, although the buyer then backed out and the seller decided to hang on to it. ● A pea-sized capsule containing highly-radioactive Caesium-137, which came loose and fell off a Rio Tinto subcontractor's lorry somewhere along the 870 mile- (1,400km)-long road between the Gudai-Darri mine in Kimberley and Perth, Australia, has been located. The capsule, part of a density gauge, would have exposed anyone handling it to the equivalent radiation they would receive by walking around outdoors in a year, per hour, and could cause skin damage, burns and radiation sickness.

UPDATES: NASA's Perseverence Mars rover has deposited its tenth and final rock sample tube at a site known as Three Forks. If a later mission to Mars is unable to retrieve the samples retained in the rover for return to Earth the tubes provide an alternative cache that can be collected. ● Dharmesh A. Patel, who was driving his family in their Tesla when it went off a cliff and fell 250' (76m) has been held on suspicion of attempted murder and child abuse. The incident was initially hailed as 'a miracle' because nobody was killed but investigators are now studying the car wreckage to try to rule out mechanical failure.


^ OBITUARIES

Actress Annie Wersching (24, Star Trek: Picard, The Last of Us [videogame], 45), actress Lisa Loring (played Wednesday in The Addams Family [1964-66], As the World Turns, The Pruitts of Southampton, 64), screenwriter & producer Gregory Allen Howard (Remember the Titans, Harriet, Ali, 70), guitarist Tom Verlaine (Television, "Kingdom Come", "Marquee Moon", 73), actress Cindy Williams (Happy Days, Laverne & Shirley, American Graffiti, 75), singer-songwriter Barrett Strong (sang "Money (That's What I Want)" for Motown's first major hit, co-wrote "I Head it Through the Grapevine" & "Papa Was a Rollin' Stone", 81), actress Sylvia Syms OBE (Ice Cold in Alex, Woman in a Dressing Gown, The Queen, 89), confectionary executive Ira "Bob" Born (mechanized the production of 'Peeps' marshmallows to cut production time from 27 hours to under 6 minutes, 98).


^ DUMBLEDORE BEAR'S LOTTERY PREDICTOR!

Dumbledore Bear, our in-house psychic predicts that the following numbers will be lucky:
24, 37, 42, 46, 52, 59
[UK National Lottery, number range 1-59]
You can get your very own prediction at http://www.simonlamont.co.uk/tfir/dumbledore.htm.


^ AND FINALLY...

    In Sunday School the vicar had allowed the children to ask him questions. Little Jennifer had put her hand up. "Yes, Little Jennifer?"
    "Does God use the bathroom?"
    Looking puzzled the vicar asked her why she had thought of that. Little Jennifer smiled as only she could and replied, "Because when I got up this morning Daddy was standing outside the bathroom door shouting "Oh God are you still in there?"


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