The Friday Irregular

Issue #702 - 10th February 2023


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^ WORD OF THE WEEK

gwenders
  n. the disagreeable tingling in one's extremities on a freezing cold day [C19th Cornish dialect]

^ ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

Friday 10th February   -   Vasco da Gama sailed from Lisbon on his second voyage to India, 1502. Poet Charles Lamb born, 1775. Philosopher Montesquieu died, 1775. The marriage of Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom and Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, 1840. Singer-songwriter Roberta Flack born, 1937. Actress and diplomat Shirley Temple Black died, 2014.
 
Saturday 11th February   -   Emperor Kimmu founded Japan, 660 BCE [traditional date]. Mathematician and philosopher René Descartes stopped thinking and ceased to be, 1650. Photography pioneer Henry Fox Talbot born, 1800. Artist, poet and model for the Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood Elizabeth Siddal died, 1862. BBC Television broadcast the first science fiction TV programme, a production of part of Karel Čapek's play R.U.R., 1938. Actress Jennifer Aniston born, 1969. International Day of Women and Girls in Science (UN).
 
Sunday 12th February   -   Lady Jane Grey, de facto queen of England and Ireland for nine days, was executed, 1554. Botanist Rudolf Jakob Camerarius born, 1665. The Convention Parliament declared that King James II of England's flight to France the year before constituted an abdication, 1689. Actress and singer Marie Lloyd born, 1870. Peanuts cartoonist Charles M. Schulz died, 2000. The NEAR Shoemaker spacecraft became the first to land on an asteroid, 433 Eros, 2001. Darwin Day.
 
Monday 13th February   -   Catherine Howard, fifth wife of King Henry VIII of England, was executed, 1542. Polymath Galileo Galilei arrived in Rome for his trial before the Inquisition, 1633. Economist Thomas Robert Malthus born, 1766. RAF bombers took off for the first of four massive bombing raids on Dresden during World War II, 1945. Soprano Joyce DiDonato born, 1969. Singer-songwriter Waylon Jennings died, 2002. World Radio Day.
 
Tuesday 14th February   -   King Richard II of England died, 1400. Philanthropist Eleanora Atherton born, 1782. Great Ormond Street Hospital for Sick Children was founded, 1852. Abolitionist and businesswoman Lydia Hamilton Smith died, 1884. Magician and actor Teller born, 1948. The Voyager 1 spacecraft took the photograph of Earth now known as the Pale Blue Dot, 1990. Valentine's Day.
 
Wednesday 15th February   -   Sculptor Matthias Braun died, 1738. Philosopher Jeremy Bentham born, 1748. The Roman Republic was proclaimed, 1798. Mathematician and humanist Sophie Bryant born, 1850. Decimal Day marked the completion of the decimalisation of the currencies of the United Kingdom and Ireland, 1971. Actress and TV presenter Caroline Flack died, 2020. Singles Awareness Day.
 
Thursday 16th February   -   Mathematician and instrument maker Georg Joachim Rheticus born, 1514. Explorer and conquistador Gonzalo Jiménez de Quesada died, 1579. The British invasion of Ceylon was completed with the capture of Colombo, 1796. Video game designer Roberta Williams born, 1953. CBBS, the first computer bulletin board system, was created in Chicago, 1978. Writer Angela Carter died, 1992.


^ THE WISDOM OF...

This week, Carl Sagan, on the Pale Blue Dot photograph:
From this distant vantage point, the Earth might not seem of any particular interest. But for us, it's different. Consider again that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there — on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.


^ FILM QUIZ

A selection of quotations from films containing the word 'alien' in the title, either as a whole word or part of a word. Answers next issue or from the regular address. Last issue's battle quotations were from:


^ WEIRD WORLD NEWS

Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...

IN BRIEF: They are not the two things you would usually associate with each other but later this year the Birmingham Royal Ballet will debut Black Sabbath - The Ballet, based around eight tracks by the Birmingham heavy metal rock band and music inspired by them. ● The final Boeing 747 to roll off the production line flew a special flight path in the shape of a crowned '747' to be delivered to cargo airline Atlas Air. ● Juliette Lamour, an 18-year-old Canadian university student, bought her first ever lottery ticket, for the Gold Ball draw last month, and won the C$48m (£29.7m; $35.8m) jackpot. ● Stoke on Trent council has apologised after workers demolished and removed a statue of pottery founder Josiah Wedgwood made out of red bricks during road widening work. ● A Long Island, New York, nursing home is being investigated after a woman who was pronounced dead and put in a body bag last week was found to still be alive three hours later in a funeral home. A care home in Iowa had been fined over a similar incident three days earlier. ● Lawyers for Middle Earth Enterprises, which controls the Lord of the Rings franchise has sent a cease and desist demand to a Brighton waste collection company called Lord of the Bins, who advertise with the slogan "One Ring to Remove It All". ● New Yorker Kingsley Burnett thought he was setting up his dream holiday to Australia but accidentally booked a ticket to 'SDY' airport - Sydney-Richland Municipal Airport in Montana - instead of 'SYD' - Sydney, Australia. According to a hotel manager in Sydney, Montana, he was not the first... ● A Porsche dealership in Yinchuan, China, accidentally listed a brand new Panamera sports car online for 124,000 yuan (£18,300; $15,000), just over a tenth of its actual price. ● Mason Stonehouse, aged 6, from Michigan, used his father's phone to order almost $1,000 (£817) of takeaway food. The first clue his father had was the line of delivery vehicles outside the house... ● At the end of January Sally Orange, a British Army veteran from Wiltshire, who had done eight Ironman triathlons and run seventy marathons, started the World Marathon Challenge, running seven marathons in seven days on seven continents - flying to Antarctica, Cape Town, Perth (Australia), Dubai, Madrid and Miami. Earlier this week she finished the seventh and became the first female veteran and fifth British woman to complete the Challenge.

UPDATES: The shipwreck unearthed by the tides shifting sand on a beach on Nantucket, off Cape Cod, has been provisionally identified as a schooner called the Warren Sawyer that was wrecked on December 22nd, 1884, although there are a few inconsistencies which would need to be ironed out before a definitive identity can be confirmed. ● The Tesla roadster launched into space five years ago on a SpaceX rocket as a dummy test payload has now settled into an orbit between those of Earth and Mars. According to NASA it will make a second close approach to Mars before coming within 2 million miles of Earth in 2047 and 2050.


^ OBITUARIES

Giant panda Le Le (resident at the Memphis Zoo for 20 years, 24), fashion journalist Hilary Alexander (writer [1982-1985], fashion editor [1985-2003] and director [2003-death] for The Daily Telegraph, British Fashion Awards journalist of the year [1997, 2003], 77), actress Melinda Dillon (A Christmas Story, Slap Shot, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, 83), fashion designer Paco Rabanne (costume design for Barbarella [1968], Calandre perfume, recipient of the Légion d'honneur, 88), actor George R. Robertson (Airport, JFK, Police Academy franchise [films 1-6], 89), screenwriter Arnold Schulman (Goodbye, Columbus, And the Band Played On, Funny Lady, 97).


^ DUMBLEDORE BEAR'S LOTTERY PREDICTOR!

Dumbledore Bear, our in-house psychic predicts that the following numbers will be lucky:
5, 10, 15, 24, 33, 38
[UK National Lottery, number range 1-59]
You can get your very own prediction at http://www.simonlamont.co.uk/tfir/dumbledore.htm.


^ AND FINALLY...

    Little Jennifer's mother walked into the kitchen to find her daughter sitting at the table writing on a piece of paper. "Are you writing that thank you letter to Granny," she asked.
    "Yes, Mummy. Would you like to see it?"
    Her mother picked up the letter and read it. "That's very nice, Little Jennifer, but why are you writing it with such big letters?"
    Little Jennifer smiled as only she could. "Daddy said that Granny is going deaf so I'm writing very loudly!"


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