The Friday Irregular

Issue #733 - 15th September 2023


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^ WORD OF THE WEEK

latrinalia
  n. graffiti and other markings left on public lavatory walls [academic]

^ ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

Friday 15th September   -   Gilles de Rais, one of the earliest identified serial killers, was taken into custody, 1440. Writer James Fenimore Cooper born, 1789. Charles Darwin arrived at the Galápagos Islands aboard HMS Beagle, 1835. Engineer Isambard Kingdom Brunel died, 1859. Actress Margaret Lockwood born, 1916. Soprano Jan DeGaetani died, 1989. International Day of Democracy (UN). Battle of Britain Day (UK).
 
Saturday 16th September   -   King Henry V of England born, 1486. Owain Glyndŵr was proclaimed Prince of Wales, 1400. Educator and inventor Miriam Benjamin born, 1861. Actress "Peg" Entwhistle threw herself off the 'H' of the Hollywoodland sign, 1932. The Xerox 914, the world's first successful photocopier, was introduced on US television, 1959. Businessman and inventor Sir Clive Sinclair died, 2021. International Day for the Preservation of the Ozone Layer (UN).
 
Sunday 17th September   -   Polymath Hildegard of Bingen died, 1179. Sweden won a major victory over the Holy Roman Empire at the Battle of Breitenfeld during the Thirty Years' War, 1631. Photography pioneer Henry Fox Talbot died, 1877. Sailor Sir Francis Chichester born, 1901. NASA unveiled the first Space Shuttle, Enterprise, 1976. Model and singer Pixie Geldof born, 1990.
 
Monday 18th September   -   Roman emperor Domitian was assassinated, 96. Harald Hardrada, King of Norway, began his invasion of England at the mouth of the Humber River, 1066. Singer, composer and lutenist Francesca Caccini born, 1587. Tiffany & Co. was founded in New York City as Tiffany and Young, 1837. Environmentalist and writer Grey Owl born, 1888. US Supreme Court justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg died, 2020.
 
Tuesday 19th September   -   The English under Edward the Black Prince defeated the French at the Battle of Poitiers, 1356. Explorer Thomas Cavendish born, 1560. James Garfield, 20th President of the United States, died of an infection 17 days after being shot by Charles Guiteau, 1881. Women in New Zealand gained the right to vote with the Electoral Act of 1893 receiving gubernatorial consent, 1893. Actress Frances Farmer born, 1913. Novelist Jackie Collins died, 2015. International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Yarr!
 
Wednesday 20th September   -   Saladin laid seige to Jerusalem, 1187. Sir Anthony Babington and six of his co-conspirators were hung, drawn and quartered for high treason, 1586. Poet Kate Harrington born, 1831. Activist Annie Besant died, 1933. Cunard's liner Queen Elizabeth 2 was launched in Clydebank, Scotland, 1967. Writer and presenter Philippa Forrester born, 1968.
 
Thursday 21st September   -   Poet Virgil died, 19 BCE. Artist Barbara Longhi born, 1552. Benedict Arnold gave the plans for West Point to the British, during the American Revolutionary War, 1780. Writer H.G. Wells born, 1886. The Boeing B-29 Superfortress heavy bomber made its maiden flight, 1942. Actress Alice Ghostley died, 2007. International Day of Peace (UN).


^ THE WISDOM OF...

This week, Mark Summers, aka Cap'n Slappy, co-founder of International Talk Like a Pirate Day:
On this day like a pirate we prattle.
From Singapore on to Seattle.
   We "ARRR!" and we "AYE!"
   C'mon give it a try!
But it's all just for talk - not for battle.


^ FILM QUIZ

A selection of quotations from films containing the word 'treasure' in the title, either as a whole word or part of a word. Answers next issue or from the regular address. Last issue's 'metal' quotations were from:


^ WEIRD WORLD NEWS

Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...

IN BRIEF: A couple attempting to join the mile-high club in the toilet aboard an EasyJet flight from Luton to Ibiza last week were met with a combination of laughter and cheering after a flight attendant opened the door on them in flagrante delicto (we presume thinking someone was in distress)... As one poster on TwitterX commented, it was a good thing they were on EasyJet as Ryanair would have charged them extra... The airline confirmed that the couple were met by police on landing but did not say if they had been arrested. ● A "cursed" painting which has been returned to a charity shop twice after purchasers reported strange events including being followed by a shadowy black figure, has been sold in an online auction for £1,680 ($2,100) plus fees. ● Two spectators at last weekend's Great North Run half-marathon have been awarded event medals after helping 78-year-old John Curd, who was struggling with calf pain and disturbed by lightning near the end of the race. It was Mr Curd's 40th Great North Run. The two helped him to a St John Ambulance station, where they heard his story, then one of the men took his race number and set off running, meeting up with the other man and Mr Curd 660' (200m) from finish, having been transported there. Mr Curd was given his number back and the men helped him across the line. ● A lost hiker in Alaska's Katmai National Park was rescued after people watching one of the parks webcams, set up to film wild bears catching salmon, spotted the man, in seeming distress, and messaged the camera's operator who contacted Park authorities. ● Experienced caver Mark Dickey has been rescued from Turkey's Morca Cave, where he had been leading a mapping expedition in a new passage, after coming down with gastrointestinal bleeding and being trapped deep underground for ten days. More than 150 cavers from around the world helped extract him, and he was given a blood transfusion underground before being lifted out and taken to hospital. ● A climber on New Zealand's Mount Taranaki has survived a 2,000' (600m) fall with only minor injuries. Police said that spring weather had softened the ice on the mountain, causing him to land in snow. ● Two wine tanks at a distillery in the Portuguese village of Sao Lourenco do Bairro burst this week, causing 600,000 gallons (2m litres) of red wine to flood down the village streets. The wine was not due for consumption, but was going to be distilled into raw alcohol for other products including oils and cleaning supplies. ● Gill Castle from Alnwick, has become the first person with a stoma bag to swim solo across the English Channel, taking just under 14 hours to cross from Dover to France. ● Jonty Warneken, who lost his leg after a 1994 car crash, has become the first amputee to swim across the North Channel, from Northern Ireland to Scotland.

UPDATES:The Yamaha baby grand piano which Freddie Mercury used to compose songs including "Bohemian Rhapsody" sold at auction for £1.7m ($2.12m). ● A third man man has been arrested in connection with the fire that destroyed the Crooked House pub last month. All three men arrested so far have been released on conditional bail while police investigations continue.


^ OBITUARIES

Software developer Dennis Austin (primary developer of PowerPoint at Forethought then Microsoft [1985-96], 76), embryologist Sir Ian Wilmut (leader of the Roslin Institute research group that produced Dolly the sheep, the first cloned mammal, in 1996, 79), comedian and impressionist Mike Yarwood (The Mike Yarwood Show, Three of a Kind [1967], Look: Mike Yarwood, 82), actress Jean Boht (Bread, Brighton Belles, Boys From the Blackstuff, 91), Zulu leader Magosuthu Buthelezi (chief minister of KwaZulu [1977-94], founded the Zulu Inkatha political party, served as Nelson Mandela's minister of home affairs [1994-2004], 95).


^ DUMBLEDORE BEAR'S LOTTERY PREDICTOR!

Dumbledore Bear, our in-house psychic predicts that the following numbers will be lucky:
33, 39, 45, 51, 53, 57
[UK National Lottery, number range 1-59]
You can get your very own prediction at http://www.simonlamont.co.uk/tfir/dumbledore.htm.


^ AND FINALLY...

    The class were learning about pirates. "Alright, children," the teacher said, "how do you recognise a pirate?"
    Little Mary put her hand up. "They fly the Jolly Roger, Miss!"
    Little Simon put his hand up. "They wear eyepatches, Miss!"
    Little Jennifer thought for a moment. "They think they're pirates, Miss!"
    "How would that work, Little Jennifer," the teacher asked, puzzled.
    Little Jennifer smiled as only she could. "They think they're pirates, Miss, so they ARRRRRR!"


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