The Friday Irregular

Issue #759 - 22nd March 2024


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^ WORD OF THE WEEK

pandiculation
  n. a stretching of the body and stiffening of the limbs when tired or upon waking, often accompanied by a yawn

^ ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

Friday 22nd March
    - Day 82/366
  -   Danish invaders defeated Æthelred of Wessex at the Battle of Meretun, 871. Artist and engraver Anthony van Dyck born, 1599. The British Parliament passed the Stamp Act, introducing a tax directly levied on its American colonies, 1765. Writer Johann Wolfgang von Goethe died, 1832. Actress Lena Olin born, 1955. Astronomer Janet Akyüz Mattei died, 2004. World Water Day (UN).
 
Saturday 23rd March
    - Day 83/366
  -   Margaret of Anjou, Queen consort of England and France, born, 1430. French politician Nicolas Fouquet died in prison, 1680. The first Scottish settlers for Dunedin, New Zealand, arrived on the John Wickliffe, 1848. Outlaw Nathaniel Reed born, 1862. David Frost recorded the first of twelve Nixon Interviews with the former US President, 1977. Actress and humanitarian Elizabeth Taylor died, 2011. World Meteorological Day.
 
Sunday 24th March
    - Day 84/366
  -   Queen Elizabeth I of England died, 1603. Carpenter and clockmaker John Harrison, inventor of the Marine chronometer, born, 1693. Johann Sebastian Bach dedicated six concertos to Margrave Christian Ludwig of Brandenburg-Schwedt, 1721. Agnes Macphail, the first woman elected to Canada's House of Commons, born, 1890. The 1921 Women's Olympiad, the first international women's sports event, began in Monte Carlo, 1921. Explorer Auguste Piccard, the first person to enter the Stratosphere, died, 1962. International Day for the Right to the Truth Concerning Gross Human Rights Violations and for the Dignity of Victims (UN). World Tuberculosis Day (WHO). Five students reported to Shermer High School in Shermer, Illinois, for an all-day detention, 1984.
 
Monday 25th March
    - Day 85/366
  -   Venice, Italy, was founded, 421 [traditional date]. Astronomer and mathematician Christopher Clavius born, 1538. Artist and engraver Wenceslaus Hollar died, 1677. Columbia, the first fully-functional Space Shuttle, was delivered to the John F. Kennedy Space Centre, 1979. Actress and comedian Jenny Slate born, 1982. Author Beverley Cleary died, 2021. Tolkien Reading Day. Lady Day quarter day in England, Wales and the Channel Islands.
 
Tuesday 26th March
    - Day 86/366
  -   William Caxton printed his translation of Aesop's Fables, 1484. Naturalist Conrad Gessner born, 1516. Composer Ludwig van Beethoven died, 1827. The first female prisoners arrived at the Auschwitz concentration camp in German-occupied Poland, 1942. Singer-songwriter Diana Ross born, 1944. Author Diana Wynne Jones died, 2011. Purple Day.
 
Wednesday 27th March
    - Day 87/366
  -   Charles I became King of England, Scotland and Ireland, 1625. Botanist Jane Colden born, 1724. Scotland defeated England in the first international rugby match, at Raeburn Place, Edinburgh, 1871. Architect George Gilbert Scott died, 1878. Actor Julian Glover born, 1935. Engineer Yvonne Brill, inventor of the Electrothermal Hydrazine Thruster used in satellites, died, 2013. World Theatre Day.
 
Thursday 28th March
    - Day 88/366
  -   Roman emperor Caligula accepted the titles of the Principate from the Senate, 37. Artist Fra Bartolomeo born, 1472. Ivan the Terrible, first Tsar of Russia, died, 1584. France and Britain declared war on Russia, 1854. Writer Virginia Woolf died, 1941. Singer-songwriter and actress Lady Gaga born, 1986.


^ THE WISDOM OF...

This week, Virginia Woolf:
Second-hand books are wild books, homeless books; they have come together in a vast flock of variegated feather and have a charm which domesticated volumes of the library lack. Besides, in this random miscellaneous company we may rub against some complete stranger who will, with luck, turn into the best friend we have in the world.


^ FILM QUIZ

A selection of quotations from films containing the word 'king' in the title, either as a whole word or part of a word. Answers next issue or from the regular address. Last issue's 'wizard' quotations were from:


^ WEIRD WORLD NEWS

Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...

IN BRIEF: After Cambridge University academic Dr Krisztine Ilko became trapped in the bathroom of her rooms in a medieval tower where she lives (rooms once occupied by Desiderius Erasmus, the C16th philosopher) after a plumber broke the lock, and facing potentially four days without food until a cleaner was due to do her rooms, she summoned her inner MacGuyver and used her eyeliner and a cotton bud to push down the latch and make a hook to unlock the door. ● In the UK fast food outlet McDonald's, supermarkets Tesco and Sainsbury's and bakery chain Greggs were all hit by software glitches over the last week that affected their ability to trade. In Ethiopia, meanwhile, the Commercial Bank of Ethiopia, the country's biggest bank, was hit by a software glitch that allowed people to take more money out of its cash machines or transfer via app than they had in their accounts. More than 2,200m Birr (£31m; $40m) was withdrawn or transferred to other banks before transactions could be frozen. ● A metal detectorist using faulty equipment has found the largest gold nugget ever found in England. Richard Brock discovered the 2.3oz (64.8g) nugget, worth at least £30,000 ($38,150) in Shropshire. ● Anna Wells, 34, has become the first woman to summit all of Scotland's 282 Munros (mountains more than 3,000' (914m) high) in one winter season. ● A judge has ruled that Australian computer scientist Craig Wright is not the man who invented the Bitcoin cryptocurrency, who goes by the pseudonym Satoshi Nakamoto; Wright has claimed to be Satoshi since 2016 and aggressively sued anyone who said he was not, but failed to produce solid evidence and was accused of forging documentation during the court proceedings. ● Dan Dafydd, owner of a shop on the Orkney island of Sanday, thought he had ordered 80 Easter eggs but accidentally ordered 80 cases, a total of 720 eggs. Sanday has a population of about 500 people with just 60 children. He is now raffling off 100 eggs to one winner, with proceeds going to the RNLI. ● A team at Heriot-Watt University in Scotland working with the English moulding company Great Central Plastics has developed a means to produce lateral flow test (LFT) sticks from recycled plastics including fridge parts and used chewing gum. About 160,000 tonnes of plastic is produced every year to make four billion LFTs for a range of illnesses and conditions.

UPDATES: Scientists who compared clinical, auditory, visual, balance, neurospsychological and blood tests as well as MRI brain scans of US government workers suffering from "Havana syndrome" and adult relatives with healthy volunteers found no significant differences, so are no closer to finding a cause. The syndrome, in which victims report nausea, ringing in the ears, dizziness, loss of balance, sensitivity to light and sound, memory problems and a sense of vibration inside the head was first reported by staff at the US embassy in Havana, Cuba, then at other locations around the world, and were at first attributed to a microwave weapon or directed energy device, but no proof was found.


^ OBITUARIES

Musician Steve Harley (Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel, "Make Me Smile (Come Up and See Me)", "Judy Teen", 73), polio survivor Paul Alexander (lived in an iron lung for most of his life since contracting the disease in 1952, 78), car designer Marcello Gandini (Lambourghini Countach and Diablo, BMW, Ferrari, 85), stuntman and actor Grant Page (Mad Max, The Man From Hong Kong, Deathcheaters, 85), screenwriter David Seidler (The King's Speech [2010 Academy Award], Tucker: The Man and His Dream, Onassis: The Richest Man in the World, 86), astronaut Thomas P. Stafford (Gemini 6A, Gemini 9A, Apollo 10 commander, 93).


^ DUMBLEDORE BEAR'S LOTTERY PREDICTOR!

Dumbledore Bear, our in-house psychic predicts that the following numbers will be lucky:
9, 11, 22, 29, 36, 49
[UK National Lottery, number range 1-59]
You can get your very own prediction at http://www.simonlamont.co.uk/tfir/dumbledore.htm.


^ AND FINALLY...

    It was break time at school and the teacher was watching Little Jennifer, Little Mary and Little Simon running around, each waving an arm in front of their faces. "That looks fun", she said to Little Simon, "What are you doing?"
    "We're playing at being elephants in the zoo, Miss!" he answered.
    "Would you like to join in, Miss?" Little Mary asked.
    "OK, what do you want me to do?"
    Little Jennifer smiled as only she could. "You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts, Miss!"


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