The Friday Irregular

Issue #765 - 3rd May 2024


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^ WORD OF THE WEEK

ruthful
  adj. full of compassion or pity (the opposite of 'ruthless')

^ ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

Friday 3rd May
    - Day 124/366
  -   Margaret of York, Duchess of Burgundy, born, 1446. Ottoman sultan Mehmet the Conqueror died, 1481. A total solar eclipse across northern Europe and northern Asia took place within four minutes of the time predicted by Edmond Halley, 1715. Boxer Sugar Ray Robinson born, 1921. A Digital Equipment Corporation marketing representative sent the first unsolicited bulk commercial email (now called 'spam') to every ARPANET address on the west coast of the USA, 1978. Politician Barbara Castle, Baroness Castle of Blackburn, died, 2002. International Sun Day. World Press Freedom Day.
 
Saturday 4th May
    - Day 125/366
  -   Lorenzo de' Medici, Duke of Urbino, died, 1519. Noblewoman, heiress and alleged highwaywoman Katherine Ferrers born, 1634. Rhode Island became the first American colony to renounce allegiance to King George III, 1776. Surf-rock guitarist and singer-songwriter Dick Dale born, 1937. Ernest Hemingway was awarded the Pulitzer Prize for The Old Man and the Sea, 1953. Actress Diana Dors died, 1984. International Firefighters' Day. Star Wars Day. May the Fourth be with you...
 
Sunday 5th May
    - Day 126/366
  -   Kublai Khan became ruler of the Mongol Empire, 1260. Philosopher and sociologist Karl Marx born, 1818. French general and emperor Napoleon died on St Helena, 1821. Carnegie Hall in New York City opened (as The Music Hall) with Tchaikovsky as guest conductor, 1891. Geneticist Helen Redfield born, 1900. Nurse Violet Jessop, survivor of the sinking of both the RMS Titanic and HMHS Britannic, died, 1971. International Midwives' Day.
 
Monday 6th May
    - Day 127/366
  -   Incan forces beseiged the Spanish-held city of Cuzco, 1536. French lawyer, politician and statesman Maximilien Robespierre born, 1758. Essayist and philosopher Henry David Thoreau died, 1862. The zeppelin LZ 129 Hindenburg caught fire and was destroyed while attempting to dock at Lakehurst, New Jersey, 1937. Educator Maria Montessori died, 1952. Actress Anne Parillaud born, 1960. International No Diet Day.
 
Tuesday 7th May
    - Day 128/366
  -   Printer Ottaviano Petrucci died, 1539. An English army burned Edinburgh, 1544. Poet Robert Browning born, 1812. Beethoven's Ninth Symphony premiered in Vienna, 1824. Actress and 25th First Lady of Argentina, Eva Perón born, 1919. Writer Alison Uttley died, 1976.
 
Wednesday 8th May
    - Day 129/366
  -   Joan of Arc lifted the Siege or Orléans, 1429. British government informer, messenger and swindler Thomas Drury born, 1551. Barbara Radziwiłł, Queen of Poland and Grand Duchess of Lithuania, died, 1551. John Pemberton started selling his patented medicinal carbonated drink Coca-Cola, 1886. Artist and sculptor Paul Gauguin died, 1903. Sprinter and educator Barbara Howard born, 1920. The Furry Dance in Helston, Cornwall. World Red Cross and Red Crescent Day.
 
Thursday 9th May
    - Day 130/366
  -   England and Portugal ratified the Treaty of Windsor, the oldest diplomatic alliance in the world still in force, 1386. Oragnist and composer Dieterich Buxtehude died, 1707. American abolitionist John Brown born, 1800. The Royal Navy captured the German u-boat U-110 and recovered the latest Enigma machine, 1941. Diver Grace Reid born, 1996. Singer, actress and activist Lena Horne died, 2010.


^ THE WISDOM OF...

This week, Actor Mark Hamill, tweeting before the release of Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker:
As the end draws near - I can't tell you how much 1 single role has meant to me over the years. Because of him people feel they know me - Because of him everyone is my friend - Because of him it seems like the whole world is my family. I will be grateful for that... Forever. #BeingLuke


^ FILM QUIZ

A selection of quotations from films containing the word 'may' in the title, either as a whole word or part of a word. Answers next issue or from the regular address. Last issue's 'death' quotations were from:


^ WEIRD WORLD NEWS

Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...

IN BRIEF: With shades of the Y2K problem with computers worldwide in build-up to the year 2000, where computers which were programmed to store the year as just two digits had to be reprogrammed to stop them recognising '2000' as '00', American Airlines's booking system has been having problems with a 101-year-old passenger, identified just as Patricia. Because their systems do not recognise her birth year of 1922 as a year they keep booking her in as born in 2022, even when flying with her daughter. Staff have always been helpful in light of the problem, but as a frequent flyer she just wishes someone would fix the booking computers. ● Liutauras Cemolonskas, 13, who regularly searches the beach at Marazion in Cornwall for washed-up Lego pieces has found a rare Lego octopus. Thousands of Lego pieces were lost from the Tokio Express in 1997 when a freak wave washed 62 cargo containers into the sea off Land's End, and pieces have occasionally been washing ashore on Cornish beaches ever since. Liutaurus is now on the lookout for an equally rare Lego dragon. ● Kemptown Bookshop in Brighton is to open at 5am on the first Wednesday of every month, but not to sell books. They are inviting writers to join silent writing sessions for up to four hours before the shop opens to the general public. With an on-site cafe there is a ready supply of tea or coffee, and a local bakery delivers pastries at 7am. "Where better to write than a bookshop with a cafe, and when better than at 5am?" owner Cathy Hayward told reporters. ● The National Library of France has removed four 19th-century books which may contain arsenic in their bindings from its public collection. The books, printed in England, all have emerald green covers, a colour that was commonly achieved through the use of arsenic. While the Library stressed that the books would only cause minor harm to anyone handling them, the four have been placed in quarantine and will be tested by an independent laboratory. ● A team of scientists are trying to make white bread as healthy as wholemeal while retaining its texture and taste, by adding small amounts of peas, beans and cereals including bran as well as wheat germ, which is usually removed in milling white flour. ● A fan of the role-playing computer game Skyrim has developed a virtual reality setup based on an HTC Vive headset, and three Vive trackers to follow her movements, small fans to reflect in-game location temperature, a haptic vest which vibrates when her character is struck in combat and a second haptic vest which generates a small electric shock when her character takes damage. The whole rig cost over $15,000 (£12,000). ● An emergency exit slide which fell off a Delta Air Lines Boeing 767 soon after it left John F Kennedy International Airport (JFK) in New York washed up on a beach at Belle Harbor, Queens, right outside the home of lawyer Jake Bissell-Linsk, whose firm filed an ongoing lawsuit against Boeing over the recent door plug blowout on an Alaska Airlines aircraft. The flight from JFK to Los Angeles turned around after losing the slide and landed safely back at JFK. ● In 1977 The Beatles achieved their 12th #1 album in the UK music charts in a record [sic. - sorry...] 14 years, an achievement that lasted for 47 years but has now been broken by Taylor Swift, whose The Tortured Poets Department has become her 12th #1 album in the UK in just 11 years and six months. ● Glasgow Clyde College are offering a one-day course in Taylor Swift for people who are unfamiliar with her and her songs but are intending to go with friends or take their children to one of her upcoming three nights at Edinburgh's Murrayfield Stadium as part of the Eras tour. The one-day course, on May 7th, will cover her songs, fashion and hairstyles, and crowd chants as well as notable moments to look out for in her gigs.

UPDATES: Two people, Daniel Graham, 38, and Adam Carruthers, 31, from Cumbria have been charged with causing criminal damage to the Sycamore Gap tree and causing criminal damage to Hadrian's Wall. The iconic tree, situated in a gap in the Wall, was felled overnight last September.


^ OBITUARIES

Art director and production designer Ray Chan (Guardians of the Galaxy, Avengers: Endgame, Deadpool & Wolverine, 59), actor Brian McCardie (Line of Duty, Time, Blood of My Blood, 59), journalist Stephen Grimason (former BBC News Northern Ireland political editor who broke the news of the 1998 Good Friday Agreement, 67), writer Chris (C.J.) Sansom (Winter in Madrid, Dominion, the Shardlake historical crime series, 71), author Paul Auster (Timbuktu, The Music of Chance, the New York Trilogy, 77), musician and songwriter Mike Pinder (The Moody Blues, "A Simple Game", "The Best Way to Travel", 82).


^ DUMBLEDORE BEAR'S LOTTERY PREDICTOR!

Dumbledore Bear, our in-house psychic predicts that the following numbers will be lucky:
8, 18, 36, 46, 54, 56
[UK National Lottery, number range 1-59]
You can get your very own prediction at http://www.simonlamont.co.uk/tfir/dumbledore.htm.


^ AND FINALLY...

    Little Jennifer was watching a television programme about World War II with her parents. She turned to her father and asked "Daddy, what did you do during World War II?"
    Her father laughed. "Oh, Little Jennifer, I wasn't even born then!"
    Little Jennifer looked thoughtful, then turned to her mother and smiled as only she could. "Mummy, what did *you* do during World War II?"


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