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Friday 28th June
- Day 180/366- The coronation of Edward, Earl of March, as King Edward IV of England, 1461. Cartographer Abraham Ortelius died, 1598. Polymath Jean-Jacques Rousseau born, 1712. Australian bushranger and outlaw Ned Kelly was captured at Glenrowan, 1880. Actress Lalla Ward born, 1951. Baseball player Doris Sams died, 2012. Tau Day. Saturday 29th June
- Day 181/366- The original Globe Theatre, built in London by William Shakespeare's playing company, burned down, 1613. Poet and educator Lavinia Stoddard born, 1787. Anthropologist Thomas Henry Huxley died, 1895. France granted one square kilometre (0.4 sq. miles) at Vimy Ridge "freely, and for all time, to the Government of Canada, the free use of the land exempt from all taxes,", 1922. Soccer player Jude Bellingham born, 2003. Comic book writer and artist Steve Ditko died, 2018. Sunday 30th June
- Day 182/366- English noblewoman Eleanor de Clare died, 1337. The University of Tartu, the national university of Estonia, was founded, 1632. Poet and playwright John Gay born, 1685. Something exploded over Eastern Siberia, 1908. Writer Margery Allingham died, 1966. Actress Molly Parker born, 1972. Asteroid Day. Monday 1st July
- Day 183/366- Conquistadors under Hernán Cortés fought their way out of Tenochtitlan at night, 1520. Mathematician Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz born, 1646. Writer and abolitionist Harriet Beecher Stowe died, 1896. The British government admitted that former diplomat Kim Philby had been a Soviet spy, 1963. Actress Julianne Nicholson born, 1971. Singer and presenter Val Doonican died, 2015. International Tartan Day. Tuesday 2nd July
- Day 184/366- Astrologer and prognosticator Nostradamus died, 1566. A combined force of Parliamentarians and Scottish Covenanters defeated the Royalists at the Battle of Marston Moor, in the English Civil War, 1644. Colonist, soldier and historian Samuel Penhallow born, 1665. The American Continental Congress adopted a resolution severing ties with Great Britain, ahead of the Declaration of Independence being formally adopted, 1776. Nuclear physicist Harriet Brooks born, 1876. Writer Beryl Bainbridge died, 2010. Wednesday 3rd July
- Day 185/366- Roman emperor Valentinian I born, 321. Québec City was founded, 1608. American tribal leader Little Crow was shot dead by settlers, 1863. Journalist Julie Burchill born, 1959. David Bowie retired his Ziggy Stardust stage persona, 1973. Actress Diana Douglas died, 2015. Thursday 4th July
- Day 186/366- Chinese, Arab and possibly Amerindian observers recorded the appearance of a supernova, whose remnants are now the Crab Nebula, 1054. Geographer and surveyor George Everest born, 1790. Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass was published in Brooklyn, 1855. Double Nobel laureate physicist and chemist Marie Curie died, 1934. Tennis player and broadcaster Pam Shriver born, 1962. Singer-songwriter Barry White died, 2003. Independence Day in the United States.
This week, Jean-Jacques Rousseau:Whoever blushes is already guilty; true innocence is ashamed of nothing.
A selection of quotations from films containing the word 'train' in the title, either as a whole word or part of a word. Answers next issue or from the regular address.Last issue's 'sleep' quotations were from:
- You do what you have to do, I'll do what I have to do. Whatever happens, happens.
- I don't feel the sickness yet, but it's in the post. That's for sure. I'm in the junkie limbo at the moment. Too ill to sleep. Too tired to stay awake, but the sickness is on its way. Sweat, chills, nausea. Pain and craving. A need like nothing else I've ever known will soon take hold of me. It's on its way.
- Today, I sit in a different car and I can look ahead. Anything is possible, because I am not the girl I used to be.
- Hate makes you impotent. Love makes you crazy. Somewhere in the middle you can survive.
- Most people would leave. Not us. We're Vikings. We... have stubbornness issues.
- She'd make a jazzy weekend, but she'd be a bit wearing for a steady diet.
-- The Big Sleep [1978]- - We have murders in New York without benefit of ghouls and goblins.
- You are a long way from New York, constable.
-- Sleepy Hollow [1999]- I guess we're all libraries inside.
-- Doctor Sleep [2019]- Hell's Kitchen was a place of innocence ruled by corruption.
-- Sleepers [1996]- I am not going to New York to meet some woman who could be a crazy, sick lunatic! Didn't you see Fatal Attraction?
-- Sleepless in Seattle [1993]
Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...
- In 2011 a stray cat was found in the Cumbria town of Ambleside. She became popular in the town, popping in and out of people's houses and petted by both locals and tourists. The cat, dubbed 'Riley' died in January, but a fundraising campaign raised £4,000 ($5,060) for a lifesized bronze statue of Riley, which has been placed at a spot in a park where she enjoyed lying in the sunlight. ● In an earlier issue we reported on an orangutan seen self-medicating a wound with a plant. Now chimpanzees in Uganda have been seen doing the same thing, using plants with anti-bacterial and pain-relieving properties. ● Last year nineteen captive-bred wildcats were released into the Cairngorms National Park in Scotland as part of the effort to save the critically-endangered species. At least two of the females have now given birth. ● A dinosaur skull discovered in Montana in 2019 has been identified as being from a previously unknown species. The herbivorous Lokiceratops rangiformis was related to the Triceratops but lacked the nose horn and had two massive 'horns' at the back of its frill. ● A man and two police officers have rescued a young moose calf that had fallen into the water at a dock in Homer, Alaska, becoming trapped between the dock and a floatplane. ● The International Union for Conservation of Nature has reclassified the Iberian lynx from 'endangered' to 'vulnerable' after wild population levels across Spain and Portugal grew from just 62 mature individuals in 2001 to 648 in 2022 and a total population at all ages of more than 2,000 this year. ● The Keswick Mountain Rescue Team has appealed to dog owners to consider their pets before taking them walking in the mountains, after bringing a four-year-old German Shepherd dog down from a fell on a stretcher. It had damage to all four pads from walking on the rocks. ● Staff and students at City of Portsmouth College have been stunned after a 13-year-old 6'- (1.8m)-long boa snake gave birth to 14 snakelets. Not only had the snake been on its own for at least nine years, everyone had thought that it was male, and called it 'Ronaldo'. ● An 8-year-old Pekingese called Wild Thang has been named the World's Ugliest Dog in an annual contest at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in California. Wild Thang suffered from distemper when he was 10 weeks old, leading to his teeth not growing properly, his tongue hanging out of his mouth and muscular disorder in one of his legs. "I love that [the competition] represents dogs that are imperfect - imperfectly perfect," Michelle Grady, who owns second-placed wheelchair-using pug Rome, told reporters.
- The Chinese Chang'e-6 spacecraft has landed successfully in Mongolia, carrying the first rock samples taken from the far side of the Moon, close to the lunar south pole, after a 53-day mission. The samples could help prove or disprove theories about how the Moon formed. Both China and America are planning manned missions within the next decade. ● NASA's Perseverence rover has sent back a picture of a bright white rock on the surface of Mars, in the middle of a field of dark rocks, and scientists are at a loss to explain it; it is possible that it formed far from its present location and was carried there by water millions of years ago. ● A Florida family are suing NASA after a piece of debris from the International Space Station smashed through their roof and ceiling. NASA admitted that the 1.6lb (700g) metal fragment was part of a 5,800lb (2,630kg) dump of hardware following the installation of new batteries on the station; it had been expected to all burn up in the atmosphere. ● A multi-agency exercise led by NASA has found that humanity would fail to defend itself against an impending asteroid strike, even with up to 14 years' notice because of conflicting international politics and slow mission planning.
- Finnish folklore holds that the 'Lemminkäinen Temple', filled with riches worth at least £15,000,000,000 ($19,000,000,000) lies buried in a cave, filled in during the Middle Ages to protect it from Christian crusaders. There is no record of the cave's location but a group of 12 amateur archaeologists known as the "Temple Twelve" have spent more than 100,000 hours over the last 37 years clearing mud and rock from a cave in an undisclosed location near Helsinki, and have now found the head of a Viking axe (the wooden handle having long since rotted away) which they claim lends credence to their search. ● The Parthenon temple at the Acropolis in Athens is a world heritage archaeological site, but historians have long wondered if there was a temple at the site before it. A newly-discovered graffiti drawn by a shepherd called 'Mikoin' in the sixth century BCE has recently been found at the site, which depicts an earlier temple. The graffiti was dated by the script used to sign it. ● Hundreds of intact amphorae - storage jars - have been recovered from what is believed to be the oldest deep sea shipwreck yet found, 56 miles (90km) off the northern coast of Israel, in the Mediterranean Sea. The jars are thought to be some 3,300 years old. The wreck was discovered by robot submersibles being used to search for potential oil and gas fields. ● Researchers studying the risk of devastating 'megaquakes' in South Asia have discovered evidence of a previously-unrecorded earthquake that struck the area that is now Bangladesh 2,500 years ago, significantly changing the course of the Ganges river. ● A Victorian carousel that has been undergoing restoration work for the last 15 years is to be unveiled and opened to the public at the Strumpshaw Steam Museum this weekend. ● A letter sent by Albert Einstein to U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt in 1939, encouraging the development of the world's first nuclear bomb, is to be auctioned in New York later this year. The letter, part of the personal collection of the late Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen, is expected to sell for $4-6m (£3.2m-4.7m).
- A New Zealand court has dismissed a woman's attempt to sue her now ex-partner for breach of a verbal contract after he failed to drive her to an airport to catch a flight and then dogsit for her. She claimed to have incurred the cost of travelling the next day, including a taxi to the airport, and putting her dogs in a kennel. The court ruled that there had been a social agreement rather than a legal one. ● Another tourist, this time from Kazakhstan, has been caught carving his name on a world heritage site in Italy, this time on a wall in Pompeii, the town buried by the eruption of Vesuvius in 79 CE which is being gradually excavated. Last June a tourist was caught carving his name into a wall of Rome's Colosseum. ● A thief who lost his phone was delighted to see a social media post saying a phone matching his had been found in a street, and contacted the poster to arrange to collect it. When he turned up and confirmed that it was his, he soon discovered that the poster was a police officer, as were three others nearby, and the phone had been found at the scene of a burglary rather than in the street...
- A 6'- (1.8m)-high wax replica of the Lincoln Memorial statue of Abraham Lincoln, placed outside an elementary school in Washington, D.C. as part of a history/art trail, has partially melted in the soaring temperatures affecting the city. Lincoln's head has fallen off and his legs have melted into blobs. ● Elon "#SpaceKaren" Musk's Starlink satellite constellation - and others like it - are not just a threat to earth-based astronomers, they might also pose a significant risk to the atmosphere, according to researchers at the University of South California. As each satellite reaches its end-of-life, thought to be about five years for Starlink, it is designed to fall back into the atmosphere and burn up. As it burns up it will release a significant quantity of aluminium oxide nanoparticles which will eventually reach the stratospheric ozone layer and contribute to ozone depletion. The Montreal Agreement in the 1980s significantly reduced the damage to the ozone layer being done by other chemicals, known as chloroflourocarbons, and the ozone layer had been expected to recover to pre 1980 values around the mid century, but more research now needs to be done into the long term effects of low Earth orbit satellite networks like Starlink. ● Non-profit organisation The Ocean Cleanup has deployed unique technology to attempt to clean up the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, a circular current, or gyre, more than six times the size of the U.K., between Hawaii and California, which is the world's biggest rubbish dump, with plastic and other rubbish accumulating in it. The technology is theoretically capable of cleaning up an area the size of a soccer pitch every five seconds, removing foreign objects without harming marine lifeforms.
IN BRIEF: A 20-month-old toddler had to be rescued by firemen after becoming stuck inside a Tesla Model Y car in Arizona, during the recent heatwave when its mother put it in a child seat then temporarily shut the door. The car's battery had died and the doors could not be opened from the outside (there are safety latches inside, but they were, for obvious reasons, not usable). Fire fighters had to smash a window with an axe. [A similar thing happened to me 13 years ago in a Citroen C3 Pluriel, which had manual exterior door handles but electronic releases inside; I smashed a window with a hammer and reached out to open the door. -Ed]. ● The McDonald's fast food chain has dropped its experimental artificial intelligence (AI) system from its drive-through restaurants across the U.S. after it interpreted orders bizarrely, including identifying orders as bacon-topped ice cream, adding stacks of butter to caramel ice cream and hundreds of dollars' worth of chicken nuggets... ● Hiker Lukas McClish, 34, has been rescued after being lost in the Santa Cruz Mountains, California, for 10 days. He survived on wild berries and a gallon of water a day, which he collected in one of his boots. ● The World Nettle Eating Championships are due to be held in Waytown, Dorset. Contestants have 30 minutes to eat as many stinging nettle leaves as possible, with cider to wash them down. ● Endurance runner Pawel Cymbalista has set a new world record for running up and down Ben Nevis, Scotland's highest mountain at 4,413' (1,345m), seven times in under 24 hours. He completed the challenge in 20 hours and 40 minutes to reclaim the record, which was he first broke in 2021 but was taken from him in 2023. ● Triplets Anna, John and Josh Pizzuto-Pomaco, 22, have all graduated together with first-class honours from the University of Aberdeen. ● English Heritage managed to clean up the orange powder paint sprayed on Stonehenge by protesters last week in time for around 15,000 people to watch the summer solstice sunrise at the site. Meanwhile in Hobart, Tasmania, about 3,000 people gathered for a nude swim in the River Derwent to mark the (for them) winter solstice, with air temperatures around 6oC (42oF) and water temperatures around 12oC (54oF).
UPDATES: Boeing's Starliner spacecraft is to remain docked at the International Space Station indefinitely, while NASA and Boeing try to iron out various problems with it. The agency has confirmed that it could still be used in an emergency. ● The container ship MV Dali, which crashed into the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore earlier this year, finally sailed from the port, headed for Norfolk, Virginia, where it arrived on June 25th, to unload its cargo and undergo repairs. The bridge is expected to be rebuilt by 2028, at a cost of around $1.9bn (£1.5bn).
Comic book writer Peter B. Gillis (Captain America, Doctor Strange, Strikeforce: Morituri, 71), music mogul Tony Bramwell (childhood friend of Paul McCartney, John Lennon and George Harrison, managed The Beatles before they were famous, 78), statistician Frank Duckworth (co-created the Duckworth-Lewis method for determining the result of limited-over cricket matches cut short by rain, 84), actor Donald Sutherland (Don't Look Now, National Lampoon's Animal House, M*A*S*H [1970 film], 88), artist Claudia Williams (awarded the silver medal by the Paris Academy of Arts, Sciences and Letters, created a series of paintings to commemorate the 1965 flooding of Trywern, Wales, to make a reservoir, 90), conductor James Loughran (Hallé Orchestra [1971-1983], Liverpool Philharmonic, Los Angeles Philharmonic, 92).
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Little Jennifer's mother had a cake stall at the school bazaar, and her daughter was helping her. They saw their snobbish neighbour Mrs Jones approaching. "I saw, what charming little cakes," she said, picking one up and inspecting it.
"That's £1," Little Jennifer said.
"'Please', Little Jennifer. Be polite," her mother hastily added.
"Well," Mrs Jones said, "I suppose it's in a good cause," and handed over the money before taking a bite of the cake.
"Do you like it?" Little Jennifer asked.
"Why, yes, I have to admit it is rather nice," Mrs Jones answered.
Little Jennifer smiled as only she could. "That's funny. Mummy always says you've got no taste!"
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