The Friday Irregular

Issue #773 - 28th June 2024


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^ WORD OF THE WEEK

nugatory
  adj. of little importance; trivial; ineffectual

^ ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

Friday 28th June
    - Day 180/366
  -   The coronation of Edward, Earl of March, as King Edward IV of England, 1461. Cartographer Abraham Ortelius died, 1598. Polymath Jean-Jacques Rousseau born, 1712. Australian bushranger and outlaw Ned Kelly was captured at Glenrowan, 1880. Actress Lalla Ward born, 1951. Baseball player Doris Sams died, 2012. Tau Day.
 
Saturday 29th June
    - Day 181/366
  -   The original Globe Theatre, built in London by William Shakespeare's playing company, burned down, 1613. Poet and educator Lavinia Stoddard born, 1787. Anthropologist Thomas Henry Huxley died, 1895. France granted one square kilometre (0.4 sq. miles) at Vimy Ridge "freely, and for all time, to the Government of Canada, the free use of the land exempt from all taxes,", 1922. Soccer player Jude Bellingham born, 2003. Comic book writer and artist Steve Ditko died, 2018.
 
Sunday 30th June
    - Day 182/366
  -   English noblewoman Eleanor de Clare died, 1337. The University of Tartu, the national university of Estonia, was founded, 1632. Poet and playwright John Gay born, 1685. Something exploded over Eastern Siberia, 1908. Writer Margery Allingham died, 1966. Actress Molly Parker born, 1972. Asteroid Day.
 
Monday 1st July
    - Day 183/366
  -   Conquistadors under Hernán Cortés fought their way out of Tenochtitlan at night, 1520. Mathematician Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz born, 1646. Writer and abolitionist Harriet Beecher Stowe died, 1896. The British government admitted that former diplomat Kim Philby had been a Soviet spy, 1963. Actress Julianne Nicholson born, 1971. Singer and presenter Val Doonican died, 2015. International Tartan Day.
 
Tuesday 2nd July
    - Day 184/366
  -   Astrologer and prognosticator Nostradamus died, 1566. A combined force of Parliamentarians and Scottish Covenanters defeated the Royalists at the Battle of Marston Moor, in the English Civil War, 1644. Colonist, soldier and historian Samuel Penhallow born, 1665. The American Continental Congress adopted a resolution severing ties with Great Britain, ahead of the Declaration of Independence being formally adopted, 1776. Nuclear physicist Harriet Brooks born, 1876. Writer Beryl Bainbridge died, 2010.
 
Wednesday 3rd July
    - Day 185/366
  -   Roman emperor Valentinian I born, 321. Québec City was founded, 1608. American tribal leader Little Crow was shot dead by settlers, 1863. Journalist Julie Burchill born, 1959. David Bowie retired his Ziggy Stardust stage persona, 1973. Actress Diana Douglas died, 2015.
 
Thursday 4th July
    - Day 186/366
  -   Chinese, Arab and possibly Amerindian observers recorded the appearance of a supernova, whose remnants are now the Crab Nebula, 1054. Geographer and surveyor George Everest born, 1790. Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass was published in Brooklyn, 1855. Double Nobel laureate physicist and chemist Marie Curie died, 1934. Tennis player and broadcaster Pam Shriver born, 1962. Singer-songwriter Barry White died, 2003. Independence Day in the United States.


^ THE WISDOM OF...

This week, Jean-Jacques Rousseau:
Whoever blushes is already guilty; true innocence is ashamed of nothing.


^ FILM QUIZ

A selection of quotations from films containing the word 'train' in the title, either as a whole word or part of a word. Answers next issue or from the regular address. Last issue's 'sleep' quotations were from:


^ WEIRD WORLD NEWS

Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...

IN BRIEF: A 20-month-old toddler had to be rescued by firemen after becoming stuck inside a Tesla Model Y car in Arizona, during the recent heatwave when its mother put it in a child seat then temporarily shut the door. The car's battery had died and the doors could not be opened from the outside (there are safety latches inside, but they were, for obvious reasons, not usable). Fire fighters had to smash a window with an axe. [A similar thing happened to me 13 years ago in a Citroen C3 Pluriel, which had manual exterior door handles but electronic releases inside; I smashed a window with a hammer and reached out to open the door. -Ed]. ● The McDonald's fast food chain has dropped its experimental artificial intelligence (AI) system from its drive-through restaurants across the U.S. after it interpreted orders bizarrely, including identifying orders as bacon-topped ice cream, adding stacks of butter to caramel ice cream and hundreds of dollars' worth of chicken nuggets... ● Hiker Lukas McClish, 34, has been rescued after being lost in the Santa Cruz Mountains, California, for 10 days. He survived on wild berries and a gallon of water a day, which he collected in one of his boots. ● The World Nettle Eating Championships are due to be held in Waytown, Dorset. Contestants have 30 minutes to eat as many stinging nettle leaves as possible, with cider to wash them down. ● Endurance runner Pawel Cymbalista has set a new world record for running up and down Ben Nevis, Scotland's highest mountain at 4,413' (1,345m), seven times in under 24 hours. He completed the challenge in 20 hours and 40 minutes to reclaim the record, which was he first broke in 2021 but was taken from him in 2023. ● Triplets Anna, John and Josh Pizzuto-Pomaco, 22, have all graduated together with first-class honours from the University of Aberdeen. ● English Heritage managed to clean up the orange powder paint sprayed on Stonehenge by protesters last week in time for around 15,000 people to watch the summer solstice sunrise at the site. Meanwhile in Hobart, Tasmania, about 3,000 people gathered for a nude swim in the River Derwent to mark the (for them) winter solstice, with air temperatures around 6oC (42oF) and water temperatures around 12oC (54oF).

UPDATES: Boeing's Starliner spacecraft is to remain docked at the International Space Station indefinitely, while NASA and Boeing try to iron out various problems with it. The agency has confirmed that it could still be used in an emergency. ● The container ship MV Dali, which crashed into the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore earlier this year, finally sailed from the port, headed for Norfolk, Virginia, where it arrived on June 25th, to unload its cargo and undergo repairs. The bridge is expected to be rebuilt by 2028, at a cost of around $1.9bn (£1.5bn).


^ OBITUARIES

Comic book writer Peter B. Gillis (Captain America, Doctor Strange, Strikeforce: Morituri, 71), music mogul Tony Bramwell (childhood friend of Paul McCartney, John Lennon and George Harrison, managed The Beatles before they were famous, 78), statistician Frank Duckworth (co-created the Duckworth-Lewis method for determining the result of limited-over cricket matches cut short by rain, 84), actor Donald Sutherland (Don't Look Now, National Lampoon's Animal House, M*A*S*H [1970 film], 88), artist Claudia Williams (awarded the silver medal by the Paris Academy of Arts, Sciences and Letters, created a series of paintings to commemorate the 1965 flooding of Trywern, Wales, to make a reservoir, 90), conductor James Loughran (Hallé Orchestra [1971-1983], Liverpool Philharmonic, Los Angeles Philharmonic, 92).


^ DUMBLEDORE BEAR'S LOTTERY PREDICTOR!

Dumbledore Bear, our in-house psychic predicts that the following numbers will be lucky:
8, 9, 13, 20, 31, 51
[UK National Lottery, number range 1-59]
You can get your very own prediction at http://www.simonlamont.co.uk/tfir/dumbledore.htm.


^ AND FINALLY...

    Little Jennifer's mother had a cake stall at the school bazaar, and her daughter was helping her. They saw their snobbish neighbour Mrs Jones approaching. "I saw, what charming little cakes," she said, picking one up and inspecting it.
    "That's £1," Little Jennifer said.
    "'Please', Little Jennifer. Be polite," her mother hastily added.
    "Well," Mrs Jones said, "I suppose it's in a good cause," and handed over the money before taking a bite of the cake.
    "Do you like it?" Little Jennifer asked.
    "Why, yes, I have to admit it is rather nice," Mrs Jones answered.
    Little Jennifer smiled as only she could. "That's funny. Mummy always says you've got no taste!"


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