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Friday 23rd August
- Day 236/366- Sir William Wallace was hung, drawn and quartered for high treason and crimes against English civilians, 1305. The Golden Horde besieged Moscow, 1382. Anatomist Sir Astley Cooper born, 1768. Author, geographer and survivor of the Titanic Helen Churchill Candee died, 1949. Swimmer Natalie Coughlin born, 1982. The World Wide Web was opened to the public, 1991. International Day for the Remembrance of the Slave Trade and its Abolition (UNESCO). European Day of Remembrance for Victims of Stalinism and Nazism, aka Black Ribbon Day (EU and others). Day of the National Flag in Ukraine. Saturday 24th August
- Day 237/366- The marriage of King John of England and Isabella of Angoulême, 1200. Artist Parmigianino died, 1540. Horticulturist and astronomer Sophia Brahe born, 1556. British soldiers captured Washington, D.C. and burned buildings including the Presidential Mansion and the Capitol during the War of 1812, 1814. Musician and composer Jean Michel Jarre born, 1948. Actress Yootha Joyce died, 1980. Den' Nežalezhnosti (Independence Day) in Ukraine. Sunday 25th August
- Day 238/366- Galileo Galilei demonstrated his telescope to lawmakers in Venice, 1609. Artist George Stubbs born, 1724. Physicist and chemist Michael Faraday died, 1867. Chikin Ramen, the world's first instant noodles, went on sale in Japan, 1958. Model and fashion designer Claudia Schiffer born, 1970. Singer and actress Aaliyah died, 2001. Monday 26th August
- Day 239/366- A heavily-outnumbered English army defeated the French at the Battle of Crécy during the Hundred Years' War, 1346. Robert Walpole, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, born, 1676. Microscopist Antonie van Leeuwenhoek died, 1723. The 1883 eruption of Krakatoa reached its final stage, 1883. NACA/NASA mathematician Katherine Johnson born, 1918. Soprano Lotte Lehmann died, 1976. Tuesday 27th August
- Day 240/366- The Goseibai Shikimoku, the first Japanese legal code covering the samurai class, was promulgated, 1232. German noblewoman Anna of Brandenburg born, 1487. Artist Titian died, 1576. Novelist C.S. Forester born, 1899. The Calder Hall nuclear power station was connected to the UK national power grid, becoming the world's first full-scale nuclear power station to enter operation, 1956. Actress and comedian Gracie Allen died, 1964. Wednesday 28th August
- Day 241/366- King John of England issued letters patent establishing the borough of Liverpool, 1207. Artist Elisabetta Sirani died, 1665. Writer Johann Wolfgang von Goethe born, 1749. Epicurean thief Edward Dando died in prison, 1832. The Slavery Abolition Act 1833 received royal assent and became law in the British Empire, 1833. Actress Jennifer Coolidge born, 1961. Thursday 29th August
- Day 242/366- The Treaty of Picquigny ended a brief war between England and France and formally ended the Hundred Years' War, 1475. Inca emperor Atahualpa was executed by Spanish conquistadors, 1533. Philosopher and physician John Locke born, 1632. Michael Faraday discovered electromagnetic induction, 1831. Singer Dinah Washington born, 1924. Actress Ingrid Bergman died, 1982. International Day against Nuclear Tests (UN).
This week, Ingrid Bergman:Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get.
A selection of quotations from films containing the word 'two' in the title, either as a whole word or part of a word, but not as a sequel number. Answers next issue or from the regular address.Last issue's 'English' quotations were from:
- - The entire British empire was built on cups of tea...
- Yeah, and look what happened to that.
- ...And if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken.- Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.
- The lady's got a secret, don't you? I ain't got no secrets. I ain't got nothing. Except a bike, a truck, and post office box in Clearwater, Florida.
- All the women I've ever known were natural-born liars but I never knew about nuns until now.
- I used to be afraid of being alone, then I got married. Now I'll never be alone again...
- Most people are together just so they are not alone. But some people want magic. I think you are one of those people.
-- Broken English [2007]- For some odd reason, lost in the mists of time, there's an extraordinary shortage of last names in Wales. Almost everyone seems to be a Williams, a Jones, or an Evans. To avoid widespread confusion, Welsh people often add an occupation to a name. For example, there was Williams the Petroleum, and Williams the Death. There was Jones the Bottle, and Jones the Prize Cabbage... which described his hobby and his personality. Evans the Bacon, and Evans the End of the World. But one man's name was a puzzle, and it wasn't until I was 10 years old that I asked my grandfather about the man with the longest and most enigmatic name of all.
-- The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain [1995]- New lovers are nervous and tender, but smash everything. For the heart is an organ of fire
-- The English Patient [1996]- The streets of New York are the closest thing to heaven on earth. Here, you are not scurrying from one place to another as fast as your feet will carry you. You are on display. Without her outcasts, the metropolis would be a very dull place indeed. To succeed in heaven, you must avoid the shadows. If the sunny side of the street is full, walk in the road. And on no account learn the language. The more English you sound, the more likely you are to be believed.
-- An Englishman in New York [2009]- Do you or do you not have tattooed on your bottom the words "Jesus is coming, look busy"?
-- Johnny English [2003]
Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...
- Humpback whales have been added to the list of animals that make and use tools after researchers off Alaska realised that the "bubble nets" the whales create to constrain krill to a vertical column that the whale then rises through to eat are varied according to conditions. The whales change the number of rings blown, the size of the bubbles and the spacing between them, and the depth at which they start creating the bubbles. ● A dead oarfish has been found in La Jolla Cove, off the coast of California. The oarfish is a deep-sea creature that can grow up to 36' (11m) in length and this was just the 20th known specimen to be found in the state since 1901. ● A Somali wild ass foal has been born at Knowsley Safari Park. There are thought to be only around 200 of the species left in the wild - in the Ethiopian desert and the mountains of northeast Eritrea, so the birth is being considered a "huge boost" to conservation efforts. ● Prognosticating Punxsutawney Phil might be Pennsylvania's most famous groundhog but another, dubbed Colonel Custard, has made a strong bid for fame. Two weeks ago he was discovered inside a 'claw' arcade machine at the Meadows frozen custard shop in Hollidaysburg, an hour's drive from Phil's home, when someone using the claw to try to grab a prize realised that they were being watched from inside the glass cabinet. It is unknown how the Colonel got into the building but he must have climbed up the prize chute to get into the cabinet. Game wardens opened the cabinet to safely capture the Colonel before releasing him into a nearby field. Staff at the store are selling "Respect the Groundhog" T-shirts and considering naming one of their frozen treats after him.
- Scientists analysing minerals in the layer of rocks separating the Cretaceous and Paleogene Periods, the K/Pg boundary, have discovered that the immense asteroid which impacted Earth, creating the Chicxulub crater and wiping out the dinosaurs, originated in the outer part of the Solar System, due to its high ruthenium isotope levels. They also confirmed that it was a carbonaceous chondrite meteor rather than a comet, and that the extinction was caused by the effects of the impact, and not by the eruption of the Deccan Traps volcanoes in ancient India, as some had proposed. It is speculated that the asteroid may have originally been in a stable orbit until perturbed by the outward movement of Jupiter in the early Solar System, which set it on an orbit through the inner Solar System and its eventual collision with the Earth. ● The European Space Agency's Juice probe has successfully completed the first of four slingshot manoeuvres on its way to Jupiter. The probe flew past the Moon and the Earth, coming withing 435 miles (700km) of the lunar surface. It is now heading towards a slingshot around Venus in August 2025 then a further two around the Earth before entering orbit around Jupiter then the gas giant's moon Ganymede.
- The AOC Archaeology Group has announced that work ahead of the construction of HMP Highland, a new prison in Inverness, Scotland, revealed evidence of a 2000-year-old prehistoric settlement at the site, including 16 roundhouses with hearths, cooking pits and middens, enclosure ditches and shelters, as well as evidence of iron-working, whetstones, pottery, flints and querns (hand mills). ● Restoration work in July, after earthquakes hit Turkey, uncovered a small clay tablet inscribed in cuneiform script at the Tell Atchana site, formerly the gate of the ancient city of Alalakh. The tablet appears to be an invoice for a large amount of furniture, shedding light on the economic structure of the Late Bronze Age society. ● Archaeologists who have used artificial intelligence (AI) to assist in the decoding of several 4,000-year-old Babylonian cuneiform tablets have revealed that they contain predictions of lunar eclipses and impending disasters which the ancient Babylonians associated with them. ● Gustav Bruunsgaard, a 22-year-old archaeology student at Aarhus University in Denmark, has discovered a hoard of seven silver bracelets from the Viking Age while using a metal detector in a field near Elsted. The bracelets together weigh over one pound (0.5kg). One has a design thought to have originated in Russia, three of the others in Ireland. ● Repton in Derbyshire is a quiet idyllic English village, but new archaeological evidence suggests that it was the site of a significant massacre carried out by the Viking Great Heathen Army under Ivar the Boneless, in 873 CE. ● The British government has placed an export ban on a single gold coin. The coin is notable because it bears the name of Esunertos, a previously unknown King of Wessex contemporary with Julius Caesar. It is hoped that a British museum will buy it to exhibit. ● Divers off the Scottish coast, have found what is thought to be the wreck of HMS Hawke, sunk by a torpedo from a German U-boat in October 1914. The wreck is said to be in "remarkable" condition. ● A 10-year-old schoolgirl called Tegan is being praised for having discovered dinosaur footprints while walking on a south Welsh beach. The prints, which are up to 30" (75cm) apart are thought to have been left by a camelotia, a late Triassic period herbivore. ● As if the mystery of how Stonehenge's bluestones were transported all the way from southwest Wales was not enough, new evidence suggests that the Altar Stone in the centre of the ring originated in the far north of Scotland, some 430 miles (700km) away. ● Switzerland is offering 50,000 Swiss francs (£45,000; $58,700) for the best idea of how to safely retrieve thousands of tonnes of munitions dumped in its lakes by the Swiss military last century, ranging from just 23' (7m) below the surface in Lake Neuchatel to 720' (220m) in other lakes, including Lucerne, Brienz and Thun. Removal schemes will have to allow for the fact that much of the explosive is live because fuses were often not removed, as well as the risk of soil and water contamination. ● A brown felt fedora hat worn by Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom has sold at auction for $630,000 (£487,000).
- Detroit District Court Judge Kenneth King has been temporarily removed from the bench after he ordered a 15-year-old girl to wear handcuffs and a prison uniform because she fell asleep during a field trip to his court, telling her that he did not like her "attitude" and wanted to show her "how you are to conduct yourself in a courtroom". [We can think of a much older man who repeatedly fell asleep during his own trial in NYC recently but was not sanctioned... -Ed]. ● Lisa Jean Findley, 53, from Missouri, has been arrested and charged with mail fraud and aggravated identity theft for allegedly using several aliases to pose as different staff at a fictitious private lender called Naussany Investments & Private Lending LLC (Naussany Investments), claiming that the late Lisa Marie Presley had borrowed $3.8m (£3m) from them, pledging the late Elvis Presley's home Graceland as collateral, and that, as she had not repaid the loan, Naussany Investments demanded the sale of Graceland to repay them. As part of her scheme she is accused of placing a fraudulent foreclosure notice in a Memphis newspaper, faking Lisa Marie's signature and submitting false documents to a court after the Presley family sued Naussany Investments.
- One of the acknowledged big risks to the environment is the growth of datacentres, essentially superwarehouses full of computers that provide remote storage and processing for cloud computing, where files are stored and processed remotely rather than on local desktop PCs, and artificial intelligence (AI) model training. In Northern Virginia alone there are around 300 datacentres where, as well as the electricity to run the computers, water is used to cool them. Water usage in Fairfax, Prince William, Loudon and Fauquier counties of Northern Virginia rose from 1.13 billion US gallons in 2019 to more than 1.85 billion gallons in 2023. Last year Microsoft admitted that its datacentres across the US were using a third more water per year largely due to generative AI. In the UK Thames Water are considering charging datacentre operators more during peak hours unless they find a way of cutting usage such as installing flow restrictors. ● A team of scientists, engineers and firefighters in Cornwall are researching using a swarm of up to 30 autonomous drones to identify and extinguish wildfires before they spread. Smaller drones would be used to identify fires and larger ones with a wingspan of 31' (9.5m) used to drop water on the flames.
IN BRIEF: One side of a pre-Hispanic pyramid near Lake Pátzcuaro in Mexico has collapsed after heavy rain following a heatwave. ● A nine-page treatment for a proposed sequel to E.T. the Extraterrestrial written by the film's screenwriter Melissa Mathison shortly after the original release has revealed that E.T.'s name was... 'Zrek'. It is thought that Steven Spielberg nixed the sequel. ● Stephen Cuddy, 59, who bought a 35'- (10m)-long vintage barge on eBay, has had 30-40 tonnes of soil excavated from the grounds of a hotel he owns to recreate a Victorian canal lock in which to float it. The lock is functional, with pumps to raise and lower the water level, but only 24" (61cm) longer than the barge, inside which he has installed a 29'- (8m)-long and presumably rather narrow swimming pool... ● Scientists from the University of Bristol and the Royal Melbourne Institute of Technology (RMIT UNiversity) in Australia are researching how kestrels seemingly hover in oncoming winds to develop methods to help aircraft deal with turbulence and drones function in built-up cities. The birds were fitted with reflective stickers while being fed then filmed in a wind tunnel.
CREAM TEAS: Scientists research some of the most important problems and questions facing humanity. A team from the Centre for Industrial Rheology which analyses, among other things, the viscosity of materials, has carefully researched one of the most controversial questions, at least in the southwest of England. When making a cream tea, do you put the cream on the scone first, then the jam on top of the cream (the 'Devon' method), or the jam first then the cream (the 'Cornish' method)? The team found that cream is more viscous than jam, so it provides a "good rigid base" onto which the jam should be added. [Having grown up in Devon I fully concur... -Ed]
UPDATES: After at least two of the recent Banksy artworks that appeared across London, the rhinoceros and the elephants, were defaced and one, of a wolf, stolen, London Zoo has removed the shutters onto which he painted a gorilla lifting a sheet to release a seal and birds, to keep the art safe while they decide how to "properly preserve this moment in our history."
Technology entrepreneur Mike Lynch (co-founder of Autonomy Corporation & Darktrace, 59), actor Alain Delon (The Girl on a Motorcycle, Rocco and His Brothers, The Swimming Pool, 88), TV talk show host Phil Donahue (The Phil Donahue Show [1967-1996], 88), actor John Clegg (It Ain't Half Hot Mum, Dad's Army, Measure for Measure [BBC Shakespeare], 90), actress Gena Rowlands (A Woman Under the Influence, The Seven Year Itch [Broadway], The Notebook, 94), supercentenarian John Farringdon (the third-oldest man in the world, 111), TV screenwriter and producer Jude Tindall (Sister Boniface Mysteries, Doctors, Shakespeare & Hathaway, age not given).
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The class had been learning about the weather and given homework to make their own weather stations. Little Simon had made a rain guage and Little Mary had made a small wind vane. "Now, let's see your weather station, Little Jennifer," the teacher said.
Little Jennifer held up a stone tied to the end of a string.
"That doesn't look like a weather station."
Little Jennifer smiled as only she could. "Oh yes it is, Miss! You hang it up outside and if it's moving, it's windy. If you can see its shadow, it's sunny. If it's wet, it's raining. If you can't see it, it's foggy and if it's missing there's a hurricane!"
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