The Friday Irregular

Issue #781 - 23rd August 2024


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^ WORD OF THE WEEK

aglet
  n. the plastic or metal protective cap at the end of a shoelace to stop it from fraying

^ ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

Friday 23rd August
    - Day 236/366
  -   Sir William Wallace was hung, drawn and quartered for high treason and crimes against English civilians, 1305. The Golden Horde besieged Moscow, 1382. Anatomist Sir Astley Cooper born, 1768. Author, geographer and survivor of the Titanic Helen Churchill Candee died, 1949. Swimmer Natalie Coughlin born, 1982. The World Wide Web was opened to the public, 1991. International Day for the Remembrance of the Slave Trade and its Abolition (UNESCO). European Day of Remembrance for Victims of Stalinism and Nazism, aka Black Ribbon Day (EU and others). Day of the National Flag in Ukraine.
 
Saturday 24th August
    - Day 237/366
  -   The marriage of King John of England and Isabella of Angoulême, 1200. Artist Parmigianino died, 1540. Horticulturist and astronomer Sophia Brahe born, 1556. British soldiers captured Washington, D.C. and burned buildings including the Presidential Mansion and the Capitol during the War of 1812, 1814. Musician and composer Jean Michel Jarre born, 1948. Actress Yootha Joyce died, 1980. Den' Nežalezhnosti (Independence Day) in Ukraine.
 
Sunday 25th August
    - Day 238/366
  -   Galileo Galilei demonstrated his telescope to lawmakers in Venice, 1609. Artist George Stubbs born, 1724. Physicist and chemist Michael Faraday died, 1867. Chikin Ramen, the world's first instant noodles, went on sale in Japan, 1958. Model and fashion designer Claudia Schiffer born, 1970. Singer and actress Aaliyah died, 2001.
 
Monday 26th August
    - Day 239/366
  -   A heavily-outnumbered English army defeated the French at the Battle of Crécy during the Hundred Years' War, 1346. Robert Walpole, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, born, 1676. Microscopist Antonie van Leeuwenhoek died, 1723. The 1883 eruption of Krakatoa reached its final stage, 1883. NACA/NASA mathematician Katherine Johnson born, 1918. Soprano Lotte Lehmann died, 1976.
 
Tuesday 27th August
    - Day 240/366
  -   The Goseibai Shikimoku, the first Japanese legal code covering the samurai class, was promulgated, 1232. German noblewoman Anna of Brandenburg born, 1487. Artist Titian died, 1576. Novelist C.S. Forester born, 1899. The Calder Hall nuclear power station was connected to the UK national power grid, becoming the world's first full-scale nuclear power station to enter operation, 1956. Actress and comedian Gracie Allen died, 1964.
 
Wednesday 28th August
    - Day 241/366
  -   King John of England issued letters patent establishing the borough of Liverpool, 1207. Artist Elisabetta Sirani died, 1665. Writer Johann Wolfgang von Goethe born, 1749. Epicurean thief Edward Dando died in prison, 1832. The Slavery Abolition Act 1833 received royal assent and became law in the British Empire, 1833. Actress Jennifer Coolidge born, 1961.
 
Thursday 29th August
    - Day 242/366
  -   The Treaty of Picquigny ended a brief war between England and France and formally ended the Hundred Years' War, 1475. Inca emperor Atahualpa was executed by Spanish conquistadors, 1533. Philosopher and physician John Locke born, 1632. Michael Faraday discovered electromagnetic induction, 1831. Singer Dinah Washington born, 1924. Actress Ingrid Bergman died, 1982. International Day against Nuclear Tests (UN).


^ THE WISDOM OF...

This week, Ingrid Bergman:
Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get.


^ FILM QUIZ

A selection of quotations from films containing the word 'two' in the title, either as a whole word or part of a word, but not as a sequel number. Answers next issue or from the regular address. Last issue's 'English' quotations were from:


^ WEIRD WORLD NEWS

Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...

IN BRIEF: One side of a pre-Hispanic pyramid near Lake Pátzcuaro in Mexico has collapsed after heavy rain following a heatwave. ● A nine-page treatment for a proposed sequel to E.T. the Extraterrestrial written by the film's screenwriter Melissa Mathison shortly after the original release has revealed that E.T.'s name was... 'Zrek'. It is thought that Steven Spielberg nixed the sequel. ● Stephen Cuddy, 59, who bought a 35'- (10m)-long vintage barge on eBay, has had 30-40 tonnes of soil excavated from the grounds of a hotel he owns to recreate a Victorian canal lock in which to float it. The lock is functional, with pumps to raise and lower the water level, but only 24" (61cm) longer than the barge, inside which he has installed a 29'- (8m)-long and presumably rather narrow swimming pool... ● Scientists from the University of Bristol and the Royal Melbourne Institute of Technology (RMIT UNiversity) in Australia are researching how kestrels seemingly hover in oncoming winds to develop methods to help aircraft deal with turbulence and drones function in built-up cities. The birds were fitted with reflective stickers while being fed then filmed in a wind tunnel.

CREAM TEAS: Scientists research some of the most important problems and questions facing humanity. A team from the Centre for Industrial Rheology which analyses, among other things, the viscosity of materials, has carefully researched one of the most controversial questions, at least in the southwest of England. When making a cream tea, do you put the cream on the scone first, then the jam on top of the cream (the 'Devon' method), or the jam first then the cream (the 'Cornish' method)? The team found that cream is more viscous than jam, so it provides a "good rigid base" onto which the jam should be added. [Having grown up in Devon I fully concur... -Ed]

UPDATES: After at least two of the recent Banksy artworks that appeared across London, the rhinoceros and the elephants, were defaced and one, of a wolf, stolen, London Zoo has removed the shutters onto which he painted a gorilla lifting a sheet to release a seal and birds, to keep the art safe while they decide how to "properly preserve this moment in our history."


^ OBITUARIES

Technology entrepreneur Mike Lynch (co-founder of Autonomy Corporation & Darktrace, 59), actor Alain Delon (The Girl on a Motorcycle, Rocco and His Brothers, The Swimming Pool, 88), TV talk show host Phil Donahue (The Phil Donahue Show [1967-1996], 88), actor John Clegg (It Ain't Half Hot Mum, Dad's Army, Measure for Measure [BBC Shakespeare], 90), actress Gena Rowlands (A Woman Under the Influence, The Seven Year Itch [Broadway], The Notebook, 94), supercentenarian John Farringdon (the third-oldest man in the world, 111), TV screenwriter and producer Jude Tindall (Sister Boniface Mysteries, Doctors, Shakespeare & Hathaway, age not given).


^ DUMBLEDORE BEAR'S LOTTERY PREDICTOR!

Dumbledore Bear, our in-house psychic predicts that the following numbers will be lucky:
1, 4, 24, 25, 49, 52
[UK National Lottery, number range 1-59]
You can get your very own prediction at http://www.simonlamont.co.uk/tfir/dumbledore.htm.


^ AND FINALLY...

    The class had been learning about the weather and given homework to make their own weather stations. Little Simon had made a rain guage and Little Mary had made a small wind vane. "Now, let's see your weather station, Little Jennifer," the teacher said.
    Little Jennifer held up a stone tied to the end of a string.
    "That doesn't look like a weather station."
    Little Jennifer smiled as only she could. "Oh yes it is, Miss! You hang it up outside and if it's moving, it's windy. If you can see its shadow, it's sunny. If it's wet, it's raining. If you can't see it, it's foggy and if it's missing there's a hurricane!"


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