The Friday Irregular

Issue #791 - 1st November 2024


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^ WORD OF THE WEEK

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^ ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

Friday 1st November
    - Day 306/366
  -   Louis the Stammerer, King of Aquitane and, later, of West Francia, born, 846. William Shakespeare's The Tempest was performed for the first time, at Whitehall Palace, 1611. Physician, educator and social activist Caroline Still Anderson born, 1848. Tsar Alexander III of Russia died, 1894. The first dedicated Library of Congress building opened to the public (before then the Library had been housed in the U.S. Capitol), 1897. Actress and filmmaker Adrienne Shelly was murdered, 2006. World Vegan Day.
 
Saturday 2nd November
    - Day 307/366
  -   Marie Antoinette, queen consort of King Louis XVI of France, born, 1755. Soprano Jenny Lind died, 1887. The 118-day siege of Ladysmith by the Boers began during the Second Boer War, 1899. Howard Hughes piloted the maiden - and only - flight of the Hughes H-4 Hercules, or "Spruce Goose", 1947. Actor David Schwimmer born, 1966. Clarinet player Acker Bilk died, 2014. International Day to End Impunity for Crimes Against Journalists (U.N.)
 
Sunday 3rd November
    - Day 308/366
  -   The Peace of Étapes, between Henry VII of England and Charles VIII of France, was signed, 1492. Physician and scientist Daniel Rutherford born, 1749. Philanthropist Carrie Steele Logan died, 1900. Actress Ever Anderson born, 2007. Cricketer George Chesterton died, 2012. One World Trade Center in New York City officially opened, replacing the Twin Towers destroyed in the September 11th, 2001 attacks, 2014.
 
Monday 4th November
    - Day 309/366
  -   Joan of Arc liberated Saint Pierre-le-Moûtier during the Armagnac-Burgundian Civil War, 1429. Mary, Princess Royal and Princess of Orange, born, 1631. Composer Felix Mendelssohn died, 1847. A team led by archaeologist Howard Carter discovered the entrance to Tutankhamun's tomb in the Valley of the Kings, Egypt, 1922. Animator, producer and co-founder of Aardman Animations Peter Lord born, 1953. Engineer and author Elsie MacGill, "Queen of the Hurricanes", died, 1980.
 
Tuesday 5th November
    - Day 310/366
  -   Soldier, knight and landowner Sir John Fastolf died, 1459. Guy Fawkes was arrested in the cellars of the Houses of Parliament after being discovered with enough gunpowder to destroy the building and kill King James I of England, 1605. Artist Anna Maria van Schurman born, 1607. King Otto of Bavaria was deposed by his cousin, who assumed the title Ludwig III, 1913. Jockey and trainer Lester Piggott born, 1935. Actress Jill Clayburgh died, 2010. Guy Fawkes Night and related observances in the U.K. and other countries.
 
Wednesday 6th November
    - Day 311/366
  -   King Henry III put his seal to the Charter of the Forest, restoring rights of access to the royal forest for free men, 1217. Adolphe Sax, inventor of the saxophone, born, 1814. Composer Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky died, 1893. The 1st Ukranian Front liberated Kyiv from German occupation during WWII, 1943. Actress Lori Singer born, 1957. Folk singer and musician Maggie Boyle died, 2014.
 
Thursday 7th November
    - Day 312/366
  -   The Ensisheim meteorite landed in a wheat field outside Ensisheim, France, 1492. Archaeologist William Stukeley born, 1687. Actress Elizabeth Barry died, 1713. The completion of Canada's first transcontinental railway was marked by a Last Spike ceremony at Craigellachie, British Columbia, 1885. Singer-songwriter Joni Mitchell born, 1943. Astronaut Frank Borman died, 2023. International Inuit Day.


^ THE WISDOM OF...

This week, Apollo astronaut Frank Borman:
When you're finally up at the moon looking back on earth, all those differences and nationalistic traits are pretty well going to blend, and you're going to get a concept that maybe this really is one world and why the hell can't we learn to live together like decent people?


^ FILM QUIZ

A selection of quotations from films containing the word 'bang' in the title, either as a whole word or part of a word. Answers next issue or from the regular address. Last issue's 'vampire' quotations were from:


^ WEIRD WORLD NEWS

Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...

IN BRIEF: Amateur mathematician Luke Durant has discovered the largest prime number yet known, 2136,279,841-1, a number with over 41 million digits, 16 million digits longer than the previous largest-known prime. A prime number is one wholly divisible only by itself and 1, such as 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13 ... ● Artist Nathan Wyburn has recreated Andy Warhol's painting of Marilyn Monroe on an array of 120 Pop Tarts stuck to a canvas for a pop-up exhibition in Bethnal Green, London, to celebrate the snack's heritage. Pop Tarts were named as a play on "pop art", a style exemplified by Warhol. ● A newly-built ferry, built in Finland for use in Tasmania, is to be laid up at the Port of Leith in Scotland because it is too big for its planned berth, with work to enlarge the dock not due to be completed until October 2026 at the earliest due to various delays. ● Shortly after the northern lights lit up the night skies over much of Britain Dee Harrison, from Ipswich, posted three pictures to social media of a beautiful bright red glow across the otherwise dark sky over Bramford. The pictures were called impressive by many, but then someone pointed out that they were not the aurora but the result of bright LED lights used to encourage the growth of tomatoes at a factory... ● A court is Russia has ruled that Alphabet, the parent company of Google, owes the country's media stations about $20 decillion ($20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000; £15 decillion) with daily mounting costs for blocking their content from YouTube. The fine is several times the amount of money estimated to exist in the world, according to the World Bank. Google has not been active in Russia since 2022, following the special military operationinvasion of Ukraine, and is essentially bankrupt in the country as the state has already seized its local bank accounts. Russia is not expected to have much success seizing overseas assets to pay even a fraction of the fine. ● San Francisco is to invest $212m (£163) to update its Muni Metro light rail network's Automatic Train Control System, including removing its dependence on 5¼" floppy disks which it has needed since 1988. The disks are needed to load DOS software that controls the system's central servers. The upgrade will also replace aging cables which are described as having "less bandwidth than an old AOL dialup modem". The new system, built by Hitachi and similar to that used to control the bullet trains in Japan, should be in place by the end of 2028. ● A New York City event for fans who look like Wonka and Dune actor Timothée Chalamet had an unexpected guest after a visitor wearing a facemask and baseball cap revealed himself to be Chalamet himself, who happily posed for pictures with his assembled doppelgängers.

UPDATES: The 1975 proof dime coin minted in San Francisco but without its 'S' mint mark, one of only two known to exist, has sold at auction for $506,250 (£390,000). ● Australian police have recovered around 40,000 of the 63,000 limited edition Bluey collectable coins stolen from a warehouse in July.


^ OBITUARIES

Dachshund Harlso, the Balancing Hound (Webby Award, Social Media Personality of the Year award, recognised by Guinness World Records for his charity fundraising, 10), actor David Harris (The Warriors, Secret Service, Hill Street Blues, 75), actress Teri Garr (Star Trek, Young Frankenstein, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, 79), bassist and singer-songwriter Phil Lesh (founding member of The Grateful Dead, "Truckin'", "Box of Rain", 84), singer Jack Jones ("The Love Boat theme", "Wives and Lovers", "Lollypops and Roses", 86), novelist, TV screenwriter & producer Jeri Taylor (Quincy, M.E., Star Trek: The Next Generation, co-creator of Star Trek: Voyager, 86), cat Kroshik ['Crumbs'] (believed to have been the world's fattest cat at 38lbs [17.24kg] before losing weight shortly before his death, age not known).


^ DUMBLEDORE BEAR'S LOTTERY PREDICTOR!

Dumbledore Bear, our in-house psychic predicts that the following numbers will be lucky:
10, 25, 28, 30, 56, 58
[UK National Lottery, number range 1-59]
You can get your very own prediction at http://www.simonlamont.co.uk/tfir/dumbledore.htm.


^ AND FINALLY...

    Little Jennifer and her mother were queueing at the checkout of the supermarket, and behind them was a woman who was just buying a broom and a bucket and was making no secret of her displeasure at the speed of the queue. As the cashier called a supervisor to void a mistake the woman sighed loudly, "Oh come on, I have to be home in twenty minutes."
    Little Jennifer looked at the broom, looked out of the window, looked at the woman and smiled as only she could. "Don't worry," she said, "it's still windy out there so with a new broom you'll be home in no time!"


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