The Friday Irregular

Issue #831 - 22nd August 2025


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^ WORD OF THE WEEK

ailurophobia
  n. the irrational fear or hatred of cats or other felines

^ ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

Friday 22nd August
    - Day 234/365
  -   King Richard III of England was killed at the Battle of Bosworth Field, 1485. King Charles I of England raised his standard in Nottingham, beginning the English Civil War, 1642. Physicist, mathematician and steam engineering pioneer Denis Papin born, 1647. The Devil's Island penal colony was permanently closed, 1953. Singer-songwriter Tori Amos born, 1963. Author Nina Bawden died, 2012.
 
Saturday 23rd August
    - Day 235/365
  -   Scottish rebel leader Sir William Wallace was executed, 1305. The Golden Horde under Tokhtamysh besieged Moscow, 1382. Anatomist Astley Cooper born, 1768. Lunar Orbiter 1 took the first photograph of the Earth from the Moon's orbit, 1966. Swimmer Natalie Coughlin born, 1982. Artist Elizabeth Blackadder died, 2021. International Day for the Remembrance of the Slave Trade and its Abolition.
 
Sunday 24th August
    - Day 236/365
  -   Pirate Eustace the Monk was executed, 1217. Horticulturalist and astronomer Sophia Brahe born, 1556. A coalition of Spanish, British and Portuguese forces lifted the Siege of Cádiz, in the Peninsula War, 1812. Actor Kenny Baker born, 1934. Philosopher Simone Weil died, 1943. Pluto was reclassified as a "dwarf planet" by the International Astronomical Union, 2006. Den Nezalezhnosti Ukrainy (Independence Day in Ukraine).
 
Monday 25th August
    - Day 237/365
  -   Roman commander, philosopher and writer Pliny the Elder died, 79. Galileo demonstrated his first telescope to lawmakers in Venice, 1609. Artist George Stubbs born, 1724. The New York Sun published the first Great Moon Hoax, 1835. Architect Isobel Hogg Kerr Beattie born, 1900. Singer and actress Aaliyah died, 2001.
 
Tuesday 26th August
    - Day 238/365
  -   A vastly-outnumbered English army defeated the French at the Battle of Crécy, in the Hundred Years' War, 1346. Artist Franz Hals died, 1666. Joseph-Michel Montgolfier, inventor of the hot air balloon, born, 1740. Krakatoa reached the final stage of its cataclysmic eruption, 1883. NASA mathematician Katherine Johnson born, 1918. Singer-songwriter Laura Branigan died, 2004.
 
Wednesday 27th August
    - Day 239/365
  -   The Visigoth Sack of Rome ended after three days, 410. Margravine Anna of Brandenburg born, 1487. Artist Titian died, 1576. Calder Hall in the UK was connected to the national power grid, becoming the world's first fully-functional industrial-scale nuclear power station, 1956. Novelist Jeanette Winterson born, 1959. Photojournalist Margaret Bourke-White died, 1971.
 
Thursday 28th August
    - Day 240/365
  -   King John of England issued letters patent establishing the borough of Liverpool, 1207. Eleanor of Portugal, Queen of Denmark, died, 1231. Artist Edward Burne-Jones born, 1833. The Carrington Event, the strongest geomagnetic storm to strike the Earth on record, disrupted electrical telegraph services, 1859. Historian Wendy Davies born, 1942. Actor Robert Shaw died, 1978.


^ THE WISDOM OF...

This week, Nina Bawden, in In My Own Time: Almost An Autobiography:
A writer's work may be a coded autobiography, but only a very close friend could decipher it.


^ FILM QUIZ

A selection of quotations from films starring Leslie Caron. Answers next issue or from the regular address. Last issue's quotations from films starring Tom Cruise were:


^ WEIRD WORLD NEWS

Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...

IN BRIEF: AOL is ending its dial-up Internet service after more than 30 years. The service, only still available in the US and Canada, had more than 30 million users at its peak but now has fewer than 300,000 in the US. It will be withdrawn at the end of September. ● South Korea's Supreme Court has ruled that Pinkfong did not plagiarise the work of US composer Jonathan Wright when they created the "Baby Shark" song, as both are based on a public domain folk song and Wright's version was not substantially different from the original to be considered a separate piece of work under copyright law. [We apologise if you now have that earworm; if you do not, whatever you do, do not view the YouTube video... -Ed] ● Faced with subsidence from mining a 113-year-old church building in Kiruna, Sweden, 90 miles (145km) north of the Arctic Circle, is being moved 3 miles (5km) to a new site. The historic red-timbered 672 tonne structure has been raised onto wheeled transportation units and moved at a top speed of 1,640' (500m) per hour. The operation is expected to take two days. ● Scientists at Stanford University are claiming that brain-computer interface (BCI) systems, used to help people operate prosthetic hands and other devices by interpreting brain impulses that would activate muscles could be adapted to read signals sent to paralysed muscles used to control mouth movements for speech, effectively translating thoughts into words to enable people with severe speech and motor impairments to communicate more naturally. ● The Bullseye Racing team has won this year's Le Mow 12-hour lawnmower race held in Wisborough Green, West Sussex. Whoever completes the most laps on the ride-on mowers between 19:00 BST and 07:00 BST, with pit stops every 45 minutes to refuel and take care of any damage to the mowers - or drivers - wins. Teams comprise three drivers taking turns. The first mower races were held in the town in 1973, and today's mowers can reach speeds of 55mph (889km/h). ● A copy of parenting guide Your Child, His Family, and Friends, checked out from the San Antonio Public Library in July 1943, has been returned along with a note explaining that it was found in a box of books left behind by the sender's father after he died, and must have been borrowed by their grandmother, adding that "I hope there is no late fee for it because Grandma won't be able to pay for it anymore." The library eliminated overdue fines in 2021. ● Bodhana Sivanandan, 10, from Harrow in London, has become the youngest female chess player to beat a grandmaster, at the 2025 British Chess Championship earlier this month, and the youngest to receive the title of woman international master, the second-highest ranking title given to female chess players. ● Marius Anderson is travelling around the coast of Britain on a red Massey Ferguson 35x tractor to raise money for five charities. ● If you are choosing a company name or rebranding you should always check if the Internet domain name is available, as cable news channel MSNBC has discovered. As part of being spun off from Comcast's NBCUniversal MSNBC is to drop the 'NBC' and become My Source News Opinion World, or MS NOW. Unfortunately the domain msnow.com already exists. It is a South Korean site promoting snow mobiles. ● Road workers in the Norfolk village of Old Hunstanton have caused amusement after single and double yellow lines, intended to stop tourists parking on narrow roads instead of in a nearby pay-and-display car park, were painted decidedly wonkily... ● Grace Chambers, 97, has become Europe's oldest Parkrunner to complete 250 runs. She ran her 250th run four weeks after undergoing heart surgery. ● If you thought the Scottish invention of deep-fried Mars Bars was unhealthy, a chip shop in Telford has come up with something probably worse - a deep-fried Aldi Colin the Caterpillar cake... ● The Cambridge Dictionary has added more than 6,000 new words, almost all from Internet culture. They include 'skibidi' (either 'cool' or 'bad' depending on context), 'delulu' (delusional), 'mouse jiggler' (software to move a mouse pointer to make it look as if someone working from home is at their computer), 'tradwife' (a married woman who cooks, cleans, looks after her children and posts on social media) and 'broligarchy' (a group of extremely rich and powerful men who work in technology and want political influence). ● A Ukranian sniper unit is claiming a new world record after shooting two Russian soldiers through a window from 2.5 miles (4km) away. ● A lifesized 17th-Century effigy of the Virgin Mary in a Spanish Church, considered a national treasure, recently underwent routine restoration work which appalled churchgoers so much that an emergency reworking was performed. The original restoration had left her looking as if she had false eyelashes, drastically lightened skin and changes to her dress and jewellery, but the reworking has been described as even worse with her facial expression drastically altered.


^ OBITUARIES

Writer and musician Greg Iles (the Natchez Burning trilogy, Southern Man, The Rock Bottom Remainders, 65), Hillsborough campaigner Barry Devonside (lost his son Christopher in the 1989 stadium crush, 78), actor Terence Stamp (Far From the Madding Crowd, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, Superman II, 87), stuntman Ronnie Rondell (Twister, The Matrix Reloaded, the burning man on the cover of Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here, 88), veteran RAF officer John Cruickshank (last surviving WWII recipient of the Victoria Cross, 105).


^ DUMBLEDORE BEAR'S LOTTERY PREDICTOR!

Dumbledore Bear, our in-house psychic predicts that the following numbers will be lucky:
1, 8, 19, 25, 35, 58
[UK National Lottery, number range 1-59]
You can get your very own prediction at http://www.simonlamont.co.uk/tfir/dumbledore.htm.


^ AND FINALLY...

    The vicar's wife had come to tea and brought her baby son with her. While the parents were talking the baby began wailing loudly. Little Jennifer looked at him. "Where did you get him?" she asked.
    The new mother looked at Little Jennifer. "My husband said that he came from heaven."
    Little Jennifer thought for a moment, then smiled as only she could. "I can see why they threw him out!"


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