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Friday 31st October
- Day 304/365- Byzantine Empress Irene was deposed and banished to Lesbos, 802. Artist Fra Bartolomeo died, 1517. Gardener and diarist John Evelyn born, 1620. Indian Prime Minister Indira Gandhi was assassinated, 1984. The BBC broadcast Ghostwatch, sparking some controversy, 1992. Singer and actress Willow Smith born, 2000. 🦇 Halloween. 🦇 Saturday 1st November
- Day 305/365- Ferdinand Magellan became the first European explorer to navigate the Strait of Magellan, connecting the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans at the tip of South America, 1520. Explorer Jean Nicolet drowned, 1642. Sculptor Antonio Canova born, 1757. Ansel Adams photographed the moonrise over Hernandez, New Mexico, 1941. Writer Susannah Clarke born, 1959. Diana Wellesley, Duchess of Wellington, died, 2010. World Vegan Day. Sunday 2nd November
- Day 306/365- Four British ships ran aground on the Isles of Scilly because of bad navigation, an incident that would lead to the first Longitude Act seven years later, 1707. Marie Antoinette, queen consort of Louis XVI of France, born, 1755. Soprano Jenny Lind died, 1887. Penguin Books was found not guilty of obscenity for publishing Lady Chatterley's Lover, in the trial R v Penguin Books Ltd, 1960. Actor David Schwimmer born, 1966. Clarinet player Acker Bilk died, 2014. International Day to End Impunity for Crimes Against Journalists (UN). Monday 3rd November
- Day 307/365- The River Arno flooded, causing significant damage in Florence, 1333. Physician and astronomer John Bainbridge died, 1643. Chemist Daniel Rutherford born, 1749. NASA launched Mariner 10, the first spacecraft to visit Mercury, 1973. Kidnapping victim and child safety activist Elizabeth Smart born, 1987. Actress Sondra Locke died, 2018. Tuesday 4th November
- Day 308/365- Spanish forces began the sack of Antwerp, in the Eighty Years' War, 1576. Shakespearean actor Edmund Kean born, 1787. Composer Felix Mendelssohn died, 1847. Howard Carter and his team located the entrance to the tomb of Tuntankhamun in Egypt's Valley of the Kings, 1922. Businesswoman Anne Sweeney born, 1958. Ballerina Rosella Hightower died, 2008. Wednesday 5th November
- Day 309/365- Soldier, landowner and proto-industrialist John Fastolf died, 1459. Guy Fawkes was arrested in the cellars of the Houses of Parliament, where he was discovered with barrels of gunpowder to be used in an attempt to blow up the building and kill King James I of England, 1605. Artist and scholar Anna Maria van Schuman born, 1607. The Vienna State Opera, destroyed in World War II, reopened, 1955. Singer-songwriter Bryan Adams born, 1959. Writer Dorothy Allison died, 2024. Guy Fawkes Night 🎆 in the UK and other countries. Thursday 6th November
- Day 310/365- Suleiman the Magnificent, Sultan of the Ottoman Empire, born, 1494. Aztec astronomers made the first recorded observation of the Great Comet of 1577, 1577. Mathematician and astronomer Jean-Baptiste Morin died, 1656. Composer May Brahe born, 1884. The 1st Ukranian Front liberated Kyiv from German occupation in World War II, 1943. Swimmer and coash Rie Mastenbroek died, 2003. International Day for Preventing the Exploitation of the Environment in War and Armed Conflict (UN).
This week, Mary Shelley, on the waking dream that inspired the creation of Frankenstein:My imagination, unbidden, possessed and guided me, gifting the successive images that arose in my mind with a vividness far beyond the usual bounds of reverie... I saw the pale student of unhallowed arts kneeling beside the thing he had put together - I saw the hideous phantasm of a man stretched out, and then, on the working of some powerful engine, show signs of life, and stir with an uneasy, half-vital motion... What terrified me will terrify others; and I need only describe the spectre which had haunted my midnight pillow.
A selection of quotations from ghostly films. Answers next issue or from the regular address.Last issue's quotations from films starring Tom Hanks were:
- Haven't you noticed how nothing in this house seems to move until you look away and then you just... catch something out of the corner of your eye?
- In essence, the house is a giant battery, the residual energy of which must inevitably be tapped by those who enter it.
- - I have a trick here with two corks and a length of string. Please examine.
- Jumbo, when do you learn there's only one good trick with a cork and that is taking it out of the bottle!- Pessimism is just a higher form of optimism. If you expect nothing from people, then you go through life being pleasantly surprised.
- We build our legacy piece by piece and maybe the whole world will remember you or maybe just a couple of people, but you do what you can to make sure you're still around after you're gone.
- Women, then, are a huge threat to the Church.
-- The Da Vinci Code [2006]- Please, boss, don't put that thing over my face, don't put me in the dark. I's afraid of the dark.
-- The Green Mile [1999]- Why can't people mind their own business? Idiots. Interrupting me at every turn. The more they babble, the more they drown out the memory of her voice.
-- A Man Called Otto [2022]- - You know, it's easier to be killed by a terrorist than it is to get married over the age of 40.
- That's not true. That statistic is not true.
- That's right, it's not true. But it feels true.
-- Sleepless in Seattle [1993]- It is blasphemy to drink tea from a paper cup.
-- Saving Mr Banks [2013]
Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...
- A volunteer group in West Cheshire is celebrating the recovery of the county's barn owl population over the last 30 years. Dot and George Bramall founded the Broxton Barn Owl group in 1995, after moving to the area and finding that a survey of barn owls showed there were just six breeding pairs. Thanks to the group's work there are now about 160 pairs. ● Scientists at the Warnell School of Forestry in Athens, Georgia, have found that bats glow green when exposed to ultraviolet light. They studied six different species from varying habitats to rule out environmental factors. Their hypothesis is that the trait is a remnant of a time when bats needed to find each other before they developed echolocation. ● Four hundred years after they were hunted to extinction beavers have been reintroduced to the wild in the Glen Affric national nature reserve in the Scottish highlands, after a trial release in Argyll in 2009 and elsewhere across Britain. ● The Columbus Zoo in Ohio has welcomed its second elephant calf to be born this year. ● Astralian conservation scientists have announced that the Christmas Island shrew, once widespread across the island, its only habitat, is now extinct. ● Christmas Island's most famous native species has begun its annual migration. Tens of millions of red crabs are moving from their forest burrows to the Indian Ocean shoreline to breed, and the island's human residents are, as usual, helping them. ● Conservation efforts in Alberta, Canada, to save the northern leopard frog which was first noted to be in decline in the 1970s, have been hailed a success. ● Stone crabs, a tropical species, have been found in the waters off Virginia for the first time as sea temperatures rise. ● In another indicator of global warming, mosquitos have been found in Iceland for the first time. ● Dogs of Chernobyl, a group which cares for the stray dogs around the former nuclear plant, has released video showing that some of the dogs have suddenly turned bright blue. A spokesman told reporters that they do not know why, but presumed that they had become coated in a chemical that should wash off. ● A male Eastern black rhino has been born at Cleveland Metroparks Zoo. There are fewer than 600 Eastern black rhinos left in the wild. ● A Subalpine Woolly Rat, previously only known through dead specimens in museums, occasional sightings by research students and the stories of tribespeople in the grassland mountains of Papua New Guinea, has been caught on camera for the first time. The rat grows up to around 2.5' (85cm) in length, including its tail and can weigh 4.4lb (2kg). ● Thousands of sea cucumbers, gelatinous creatures that normally live burrowed into the sand from the low tide line out to sea, have been washed ashore along an Oregon beach. It is thought that a combination of an unusually low tide and heavy surf brought them ashore. Unfurtunately most of them were fated to dry up and die as they have no means of returning to the sea, unless another tide washed them back out. ● A trail camera in Tajung Puting National Park in Borneo has recorded a female Bornean clouded leopard and her two cubs, the first sighting of a breeding female and cubs in the park.
- 3I/ATLAS, the interstellar object passing through the Solar System continues to interest astronomers. A couple of months ago it developed an "anti-tail", a third tail seemingly pointing directing at the Sun. Normally this is an optical illusion caused by the relative position of the Earth, and the third tail is, like the dust and ion tails, really pointing behind the comet's nucleus, but 3I/ATLAS' anti-tail was actually pointing towards the Sun, a rare occurrence firt recorded with Comet Kohoutek in 1974. The anti-tail has now moved around to the other side of the object.
- The Ministry of Defence, the US Department of Defense's PoW/MIA accounting agency and Cotswold Archaeology are excavating in a field near Great Bardfield, Essex, where a P-47 Thunderbolt crashed on a wartime training exercise in January 1944. Witnesses saw the plane burst into flames and crash, but did not see the pilot, 2nd Lt Lester Lowry, bail out. So far they have found the engine's cyinder heads, pistons, valves and fuel pipes, as well as fragments of the fuselage and wings, part of one of the plane's machine guns, instrument panels and buttons and the harness clips for Lowry's unused parachute. Lowry had been thought an inexperienced pilot by historians, but the archaeologists also spoke to Peter Morris, 90, who witnessed the crash and told them that he thinks Lowry did not bail out in order to steer the falling plane away from a busy school. ● Archaeologists in Egypt's Sinai, near the border with Israel, have unearthed a massive fortress dating to the New Kingdom era (1550-1077 BCE). ● A team of archaeologists in Bavaria have discovered an extremely rare circular Roman grave, some 39' (12m) across. Intriguingly it was completely empty - neither skeletons or grave goods were found inside it, suggesting that it might have been a cenotaph, or symbolic grave, serving as a memorial to someone buried elsewhere. ● Hours after the theft of some of France's crown jewels from the Louvre - for which two people were arrested earlier this week as they waited to board aircraft at Paris Charles de Gaulle airport - around 2,000 gold and silver coins worth £78,000 (€90,000; $78,000) were stolen in a raid on the Maison des Lumières (House of Enlightenment) museum, dedicated to philosopher Denis Diderot, in Landres, 160 miles (260km) east of Paris. ● A man digging outside his summer house on the edge of Stockholm found a copper cauldron containing rings, pendants, beads and up to 20,000 silver coins, weighing about 13lb (5.9kg). Early analysis has dated the hoard to the late 1100s; it is thought that it was buried in haste, possibly to hide it from invaders. ● Last December the Overfield Tavern Museum in Troy, Ohio, was destroyed in a fire. Before it is rebuilt, archaeologists are taking advantage of the opportunity to dig the ground below the 1808 log building, and have discovered Native American artifacts, ceramics and an 1817 50c coin, amongst other things. ● A metal detectorist from Cheshire has discovered what could be the largest hoard of coins yet found in Wales, up to 15,000 Roman coins in two clay pots. The location is being kept secret. ● Archaeologists in Azerbaijan have discovered a headless sandstone figurine dating to 6,400-6,100 BCE in Damjili Cave. Microscopic and CT analysis of the Mesolithic item shows intricate engraving, including hairlines and a belt. ● New analysis of the Maya calendar has shown that it could be used to predict eclipses with considerable accuracy for centuries.
- A 16-year-old student at a Baltimore school found himself surrounded by armed police officers, ordered to kneel and was handcuffed after an AI security system flagged that he was carrying a gun. Human reviewers found no threat but the school principal missed their response and the school's safety team called the police. The 'gun' was a packet of Doritos he had finished eating and crumpled up to put in his pocket... Once officers had discovered the truth the boy was released without arrest. ● Police in Bavaria have seized hundreds of forged paintings, of works by Rembrandt, Picasso, Kahlo and others, in an operation stretching from Germany through Switzerland and Lichtenstein. Eleven people are facing charges of conspiracy and fraud. ● Dutch far-right political candidate Kevin Nuijten was embarassed after guards at a TV studio where he was due to be interviewed dragged him outside and put him in a police van. They had mistaken him for Peter Janssen, a protester who is known for popping up behind TV presenters wearing just a pair of black underpants and with pro-vegan slogans written on his body. The two are remarkably similar. ● Police in Spain have arrested seven people, suspected of stealing more than a thousand chairs from restaurants' and bars' outdoor seating areas in Madrid and nearby Talavera de la Reina, in the dead of night. They are alleged to have sold the chairs in Spain, Morocco and Romania. ● Police in London are searching for a man caught on home CCTV footage removing manhole covers in Orpington. He is believed to have taken 21 of the heavy metal covers in a single night. ● Gloucestershire Constabulary have issued a warning that people flying St George's flags outside their homes, increasingly a sign of right-wing anti-immigration views, should ignore letters they receive telling them that as households that are clearly patriotic "we know you would be proud to assist your country" by housing Muslim refugees of the "Pha Rage" tribe, and that families agreeing to house them would receive a commemorative mug bearing the flag, from "King Charles himself". The letter also gave a phone number to call "if you are unable to house a Pha Rage refugee family at the moment." The number was for a sex line. Pha Rage is, of course, a play on 'Farage', the surname of the divisive Reform UK leader and theoretically Clacton MP...
- Fine particles in smoke from Diwali fireworks pushed the air quality index of Delhi, India, over 1,000 - more than twice the level of "hazardous" - at several monitoring stations around the city. ● Cornwall Wildlife Trust has begun a 50-year project to revive a temperate rainforest near Looe. More than 30,000 trees will be planted. Less than 1% of Britain's temperate rainforests are left. ● The longest lightning flash ever reliably measured has been confirmed by satellite imagery. Lightning flashes more than 62 miles (100km) long are classified as 'megaflashes'; this one, in October 2017, was 515 miles (830km) long and stretched across five central US states. ● October heat records in Australia have been broken, with extreme fire risk warnings in several states and Birdsville, Queensland, setting a new state record of 46.1oC [115oF] last week. ● NASA's Orbiting Carbon Observatory satellite has shown that the takeup of carbon dioxide (CO2) by the Amazon rainforest, the largest land-based CO2 absorber, is slowing and could stop, or reverse. Unfortunately the funding cuts imposed on NASA by the current anti-science US administration mean that the satellite could be decommissioned.
IN BRIEF: Walkers in Eryri (Snowdonia), Wales, have been baffled by the sudden appearance of a ring of 22 large standing stones next to Llyn Crafnant, a lake and former reservoir that can only be reached via a steep twisting lane. The 'stones' were found to be hollow and made of plywood. It is thought that they are scenery props for an upcoming TV drama series being filmed in Eryri. ● The Amazon Web Services (AWS) outage that took down a significant proportion of sites on the Internet for more than 12 hours last week has been blamed on a DNS issue caused when two automated systems tried to update the same record, leaving it blank, which snowballed across AWS' systems. DNS (Domain Name System) is analogous to a telephone directory; it holds the addresses of servers and resources - when you tell your browser to go to a web site, it consults DNS to find the address. The reason it took so long to fix was that Amazon had laid off hundreds of jobs in its cloud computing division, including the people with the expertise to diagnose and fix the issue, replacing them with, yes, you guessed it, AI agents... ● As Halloween approaches headless horsemen have been seen riding around various parts of Utah. To be strictly accurate they are headless horsewomen, a group of women who don headless costumes (the neck is just above their heads) to ride around for children. ● Almost 35 years ago a unique sculpture was installed at the CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia. The sculpture, Kryptos, is shaped like an unrolled scroll and has four sections, each containing an encrypted text. Three of the texts have been decoded and recently, when its creator Jim Sanborn was preparing to auction off the solution to the last part, two writers presented him with the solution. They had not, however, solved the code. While searching the Smithsonian Institution's Archives of American Art they had stumbled upon the plaintext, or decrypted, code. The Smithsonian quickly locked down the files and the writers are not making the solution public, partly because they could face legal action from the auction house due to sell it. Sanborn has revealed that there is a fifth message hidden on the statue, which requires all four of the sections to be decoded. ● Last week Birmingham council put up their 65'- (20m)-tall Christmas tree in Victoria Square, to much mockery from citizens. It was, after all, more than two months to Christmas, with both Halloween and Bonfire/Guy Fawkes Night still to come. As one resident, Richard McQuaid, told reporters, "It would be nice if the council came and collected my bins this early - they need to get their priorities right" (refuse collectors in the city have been on strike since March), while another humorously said that when they saw the tree they "nearly choked on a hot cross bun."
Soccer player and coach Jose Manuel Ochotorena (Real Madrid, Spain, Liverpool, 64), musician Dave Ball (Soft Cell, The Grid, Other People, 66), actor Nabil Shaban (Doctor Who, Children of Men, co-founded the Graeae Theatre Company for deaf and disabled actors and crew, 72), actor Tony Adams (Crossroads, Doctor Who, General Hospital, 84), actress Prunella Scales (Fawlty Towers, After Henry, A Question of Attribution, 93), actress June Lockhart (Lassie, Lost in Space, Meet Me in St Louis, 100).
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The teacher was discussing Halloween with the class. "OK, children," she said, "who can tell me something scary?"
Little Mary put her hand up. "Ghosts, Miss!"
"Very good. Who else?"
Little Simon put his hand up. "Count Dracula, Miss!"
"Vampires, yes, very scary. Any more?"
Little Jennifer put her hand up. "Spiders, Miss!"
"Oh, Little Jennifer, spiders aren't really that scary."
Little Jennifer smiled as only she could. "They are if they're hairy and as big as your hand and hanging from the ceiling over your head like that one above you, Miss!" The class erupted in giggles as their teacher hastily stepped back and looked up to see... nothing.