The Friday Irregular

Issue #841 - 31st October 2025


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^ WORD OF THE WEEK

sciaphobia, or sciophobia
  n. the irrational fear of shadows

^ ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

Friday 31st October
    - Day 304/365
  -   Byzantine Empress Irene was deposed and banished to Lesbos, 802. Artist Fra Bartolomeo died, 1517. Gardener and diarist John Evelyn born, 1620. Indian Prime Minister Indira Gandhi was assassinated, 1984. The BBC broadcast Ghostwatch, sparking some controversy, 1992. Singer and actress Willow Smith born, 2000. 🦇 Halloween. 🦇
 
Saturday 1st November
    - Day 305/365
  -   Ferdinand Magellan became the first European explorer to navigate the Strait of Magellan, connecting the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans at the tip of South America, 1520. Explorer Jean Nicolet drowned, 1642. Sculptor Antonio Canova born, 1757. Ansel Adams photographed the moonrise over Hernandez, New Mexico, 1941. Writer Susannah Clarke born, 1959. Diana Wellesley, Duchess of Wellington, died, 2010. World Vegan Day.
 
Sunday 2nd November
    - Day 306/365
  -   Four British ships ran aground on the Isles of Scilly because of bad navigation, an incident that would lead to the first Longitude Act seven years later, 1707. Marie Antoinette, queen consort of Louis XVI of France, born, 1755. Soprano Jenny Lind died, 1887. Penguin Books was found not guilty of obscenity for publishing Lady Chatterley's Lover, in the trial R v Penguin Books Ltd, 1960. Actor David Schwimmer born, 1966. Clarinet player Acker Bilk died, 2014. International Day to End Impunity for Crimes Against Journalists (UN).
 
Monday 3rd November
    - Day 307/365
  -   The River Arno flooded, causing significant damage in Florence, 1333. Physician and astronomer John Bainbridge died, 1643. Chemist Daniel Rutherford born, 1749. NASA launched Mariner 10, the first spacecraft to visit Mercury, 1973. Kidnapping victim and child safety activist Elizabeth Smart born, 1987. Actress Sondra Locke died, 2018.
 
Tuesday 4th November
    - Day 308/365
  -   Spanish forces began the sack of Antwerp, in the Eighty Years' War, 1576. Shakespearean actor Edmund Kean born, 1787. Composer Felix Mendelssohn died, 1847. Howard Carter and his team located the entrance to the tomb of Tuntankhamun in Egypt's Valley of the Kings, 1922. Businesswoman Anne Sweeney born, 1958. Ballerina Rosella Hightower died, 2008.
 
Wednesday 5th November
    - Day 309/365
  -   Soldier, landowner and proto-industrialist John Fastolf died, 1459. Guy Fawkes was arrested in the cellars of the Houses of Parliament, where he was discovered with barrels of gunpowder to be used in an attempt to blow up the building and kill King James I of England, 1605. Artist and scholar Anna Maria van Schuman born, 1607. The Vienna State Opera, destroyed in World War II, reopened, 1955. Singer-songwriter Bryan Adams born, 1959. Writer Dorothy Allison died, 2024. Guy Fawkes Night 🎆 in the UK and other countries.
 
Thursday 6th November
    - Day 310/365
  -   Suleiman the Magnificent, Sultan of the Ottoman Empire, born, 1494. Aztec astronomers made the first recorded observation of the Great Comet of 1577, 1577. Mathematician and astronomer Jean-Baptiste Morin died, 1656. Composer May Brahe born, 1884. The 1st Ukranian Front liberated Kyiv from German occupation in World War II, 1943. Swimmer and coash Rie Mastenbroek died, 2003. International Day for Preventing the Exploitation of the Environment in War and Armed Conflict (UN).


^ THE WISDOM OF...

This week, Mary Shelley, on the waking dream that inspired the creation of Frankenstein:
My imagination, unbidden, possessed and guided me, gifting the successive images that arose in my mind with a vividness far beyond the usual bounds of reverie... I saw the pale student of unhallowed arts kneeling beside the thing he had put together - I saw the hideous phantasm of a man stretched out, and then, on the working of some powerful engine, show signs of life, and stir with an uneasy, half-vital motion... What terrified me will terrify others; and I need only describe the spectre which had haunted my midnight pillow.


^ FILM QUIZ

A selection of quotations from ghostly films. Answers next issue or from the regular address. Last issue's quotations from films starring Tom Hanks were:


^ WEIRD WORLD NEWS

Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...

IN BRIEF: Walkers in Eryri (Snowdonia), Wales, have been baffled by the sudden appearance of a ring of 22 large standing stones next to Llyn Crafnant, a lake and former reservoir that can only be reached via a steep twisting lane. The 'stones' were found to be hollow and made of plywood. It is thought that they are scenery props for an upcoming TV drama series being filmed in Eryri. ● The Amazon Web Services (AWS) outage that took down a significant proportion of sites on the Internet for more than 12 hours last week has been blamed on a DNS issue caused when two automated systems tried to update the same record, leaving it blank, which snowballed across AWS' systems. DNS (Domain Name System) is analogous to a telephone directory; it holds the addresses of servers and resources - when you tell your browser to go to a web site, it consults DNS to find the address. The reason it took so long to fix was that Amazon had laid off hundreds of jobs in its cloud computing division, including the people with the expertise to diagnose and fix the issue, replacing them with, yes, you guessed it, AI agents... ● As Halloween approaches headless horsemen have been seen riding around various parts of Utah. To be strictly accurate they are headless horsewomen, a group of women who don headless costumes (the neck is just above their heads) to ride around for children. ● Almost 35 years ago a unique sculpture was installed at the CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia. The sculpture, Kryptos, is shaped like an unrolled scroll and has four sections, each containing an encrypted text. Three of the texts have been decoded and recently, when its creator Jim Sanborn was preparing to auction off the solution to the last part, two writers presented him with the solution. They had not, however, solved the code. While searching the Smithsonian Institution's Archives of American Art they had stumbled upon the plaintext, or decrypted, code. The Smithsonian quickly locked down the files and the writers are not making the solution public, partly because they could face legal action from the auction house due to sell it. Sanborn has revealed that there is a fifth message hidden on the statue, which requires all four of the sections to be decoded. ● Last week Birmingham council put up their 65'- (20m)-tall Christmas tree in Victoria Square, to much mockery from citizens. It was, after all, more than two months to Christmas, with both Halloween and Bonfire/Guy Fawkes Night still to come. As one resident, Richard McQuaid, told reporters, "It would be nice if the council came and collected my bins this early - they need to get their priorities right" (refuse collectors in the city have been on strike since March), while another humorously said that when they saw the tree they "nearly choked on a hot cross bun."


^ OBITUARIES

Soccer player and coach Jose Manuel Ochotorena (Real Madrid, Spain, Liverpool, 64), musician Dave Ball (Soft Cell, The Grid, Other People, 66), actor Nabil Shaban (Doctor Who, Children of Men, co-founded the Graeae Theatre Company for deaf and disabled actors and crew, 72), actor Tony Adams (Crossroads, Doctor Who, General Hospital, 84), actress Prunella Scales (Fawlty Towers, After Henry, A Question of Attribution, 93), actress June Lockhart (Lassie, Lost in Space, Meet Me in St Louis, 100).


^ DUMBLEDORE BEAR'S LOTTERY PREDICTOR!

Dumbledore Bear, our in-house psychic predicts that the following numbers will be lucky:
1, 4, 17, 20, 40, 45
[UK National Lottery, number range 1-59]
You can get your very own prediction at http://www.simonlamont.co.uk/tfir/dumbledore.htm.


^ AND FINALLY...

    The teacher was discussing Halloween with the class. "OK, children," she said, "who can tell me something scary?"
    Little Mary put her hand up. "Ghosts, Miss!"
    "Very good. Who else?"
    Little Simon put his hand up. "Count Dracula, Miss!"
    "Vampires, yes, very scary. Any more?"
    Little Jennifer put her hand up. "Spiders, Miss!"
    "Oh, Little Jennifer, spiders aren't really that scary."
    Little Jennifer smiled as only she could. "They are if they're hairy and as big as your hand and hanging from the ceiling over your head like that one above you, Miss!" The class erupted in giggles as their teacher hastily stepped back and looked up to see... nothing.


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