The Friday Irregular

Issue #845 - 28th November 2025


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^ WORD OF THE WEEK

misosophy
  n. the hatred of knowledge

^ ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

Friday 28th November
    - Day 332/365
  -   Margaret Tudor, queen of King James IV of Scotland, born, 1489. William Shakespeare and Anne Hathaway paid a bond in lieu of posting wedding banns, enabling them to marry immediately, 1582. Sculptor and artist Gian Lorenzo Bernini died, 1680. Singer-songwriter Randy Newman born, 1943. Astronomers Joyce Bell Burnell and Anthony Hewish discovered the first identified pulsar, PSR B1919+21, in the constellation of Vulpecula, 1967. Writer Enid Blyton died, 1968.
 
Saturday 29th November
    - Day 333/365
  -   The four sons of King Chlotar I divided the Frankish Kingdom between themselves following his death, 561. Naturalist John Ray born, 1627. Mathematician Nicholas I Bernoulli died, 1759. The crew of the British slave ship Zong started the Zong massacre, throwing 54 Africans overboard to claim insurance, 1781. Writer Louisa May Alcott born, 1832. Actress Arlene Dahl died, 2021. International Day of Solidarity with the Palestinian People (UN).
 
Sunday 30th November
    - Day 334/365
  -   Architect Andrea Palladio born, 1508. Artist Giovanni Lanfranco died, 1647. The United States and Great Britain drafted preliminary peace articles, later formalised as the 1783 Treaty of Paris, to end the American Revolutionary War, 1782. Writer Lucy Maud Montgomery born, 1874. Record-holding pilot Hélène Boucher died in a crash, 1934. The Crystal Palace in London was destroyed in a fire, 1936. Day of Remembrance for All Victims of Chemical Warfare (UN). St Andrew's Day in Scotland.
 
Monday 1st December
    - Day 335/365
  -   Princess Magdalena of France born, 1443. Diarist John Evelyn wrote of skating on the frozen lake of St James's Park, London, 1662. Geographer and surveyor George Everest died, 1866. Golfer Lee Trevino born, 1939. The Arecibo Telescope collapsed, 2020. Jurist Sandra Day O'Connor, the first female US Supreme Court Justice [1981-2006], died, 2023. World AIDS Day (UN).
 
Tuesday 2nd December
    - Day 336/365
  -   The University of Leipzig opened, 1409. Botanist James Edward Smith, founder of the Linnean Society, born, 1759. Writer and activist Jenny von Westphalen, wife of Karl Marx, died, 1881. The Ford Motor Company unveiled the Ford Model A automobile as the successor to the Model T, 1927. Actress Lucy Liu born, 1968. Wrestler Shirley Crabtree, "Big Daddy", died, 1997. International Day for the Abolition of Slavery (UN).
 
Wednesday 3rd December
    - Day 337/365
  -   Roman emperor Diocletian died, 311. Artist Gilbert Stuart born, 1755. Georges Claude gave the first public demonstration of modern neon lighting, at the Paris Motor Show, 1910. Mathematician and software engineer Sally Schlaer born, 1938. Sony released the Playstation games console in Japan, 1994. Actress Madeline Kahn died, 1999. International Day of Persons With Disabilities (UN).
 
Thursday 4th December
    - Day 338/365
  -   Mathematician, cartographer and scientific instrument maker Georg Joachim Rheticus died, 1576. Salon leader Juliette Récamier born, 1777. The first edition of The Observer, the first Sunday newspaper, was published, 1791. Cinematographer Claude Renoir born, 1914. Yugoslav resistance leader Josip Broz Tito declared a provisional democratic Yugoslav government-in-exile, 1943. Historian and political theorist Hannah Arendt died, 1975.


^ THE WISDOM OF...

This week, Louisa May Alcott:
Some books are so familiar, reading them is like being home again.


^ FILM QUIZ

A selection of quotations from films starring Sam Neill. Answers next issue or from the regular address. Last issue's quotations from films starring Julia Roberts were:


^ WEIRD WORLD NEWS

Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...

IN BRIEF: There was considerable amusement online recently after Elon Musk's X (formerly Twitter) introduced a new feature called "About this Account" which allows users to see in which country accounts are based. Many of the most-followed right-wing, MAGA and pro-Trump accounts have been revealed to be based in countries outside the US, including India, Russia, Nigeria and Bangladesh. ● A municipality worker mowing a stormwater retention basin in Bannewitz, south of Dresden, Germany, discovered eight 1oz (28.3g) gold bars. Two more were discovered later after he had reported them. Police are attempting to track their origin and whether they are stolen, using serial numbers engraved on them. The ten bars are worth over £26,500 (€30,000; $34,900). ● A man who decided to dress as the Incredible Hulk for a night out in Benidorm, Spain, decided to use fabric paint rather than body paint because he thought the latter would sweat off and later found that he had to spend days scrubbing his skin in the shower to get the paint off... ● A team at the Poytechnique Montréal in Canada has developed a better parachute - at least for cargo packages. The parachute is a thin Mylar disk cut with a looping pattern that forms a cone shape in use. It was found to land within a few feet (~1-2m) of its target when dropped from 54' (16.5m) even when dropped in wind or at different angles. ● Cambridge Dictionary has named 'parasocial', a relationship felt by someone between themselves and a celebrity they do not know in person, as its word of the year. The word was first used in academic circles in 1956 America and only recently entered the mainstream. ● A new scientific theory has suggested that time does not exist as a fundamental aspect of the universe but is an illusion caused by quantum entanglement. ● The International Association for Cryptologic Research is having to hold a second election for new board members because votes were encrypted and three members of the committee each held a portion of the cryptographic key to decrypt them so they could be counted; one of the key holders lost their part of the key rendering the results uncountable... ● A while ago magician Zi Teng Wang had an RFID chip implanted in his hand. It was programmed to link to an online meme for anyone who scanned it. Unfortunately the meme was stored on image-sharing site Imgur, which blocked access from the UK in September in response to the introduction of age verification rules by the government, and Zi has forgotten the password for the chip so he cannot reprogram it. ● Ripley's Believe It or Not! has been revealed as the purchaser of a second casting of America, a functioning solid gold toilet by Maurizio Cattelan. The first casting was originally installed in a public bathroom at the Guggenheim Museum in New York City in 2016, then moved to Blenheim Palace in England, from where it was stolen in 2019, presumed either broken up or melted down; three men were convicted earlier this year. Ripley's paid $12m (£9.13m) for their toilet.

UPDATES: The first saplings grown from seeds rescued from the Sycamore Gap tree after it was illegally felled in September 2023 have been planted in Coventry and Staffordshire, with others set to be planted in Berkshire, Cambridge, Hexham, Leeds, Sunderland and Strabane, County Tyrone. A total of 49 saplings have been grown at an undisclosed location. The stump of the original tree is still alive and has sprouted basal shoots. It will take more than 150 years to recover. ● Investigators have said that the collision of the Dali container ship with Baltimore's Francis Scott Key Bridge last year was caused by a power outage as a result of a loose wire.


^ OBITUARIES

Bass guitarist Gary "Mani" Mounfield (The Stone Roses, Primal Scream, 63), fashion designer Paul Costelloe (personal designer for Princess Diana [1983-97], designed for British Airways and Wedgewood, 80), reggae singer Jimmy Cliff ("You Can Get It If You Really Want", "Beautiful People", "Wonderful World", 81), actor Udo Kier (My Own Private Idaho, Blood For Dracula, Melancholia, 81), actor Jack Shepherd (Wycliffe, Bill Brand, The Golden Compass, 85), singer and actress Ornella Vanoni ("Senza fine", "L'appuntamento", Duel of the Titans, 91), surgeon Sir Terence English (led the UK's first sucessful heart transplant in 1979 and Europe's first heart-lung combined transplant in 1984, 93), civil rights activist Viola Ford Fletcher (the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, 111).


^ DUMBLEDORE BEAR'S LOTTERY PREDICTOR!

Dumbledore Bear, our in-house psychic predicts that the following numbers will be lucky:
12, 13, 23, 24, 34, 48
[UK National Lottery, number range 1-59]
You can get your very own prediction at http://www.simonlamont.co.uk/tfir/dumbledore.htm.


^ AND FINALLY...

    Little Jennifer's parents had asked her to read her homework to them. "Miss told us to write about our families," Little Jennifer said, then started reading. "My Mummy is like the queen of the house. She often tells me what to do, but is fair about it, even if I don't do what she says."
    "If Mummy's the queen," her father said, "does that mean I'm the king?"
    Little Jennifer read on. "Daddy reminds me of God."
    His chest puffed up, her father grinned at his wife. "God, huh, so I'm all powerful?"
    Little Jennifer smiled as only she could and read on. "They are both really old and bossy..."


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