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Friday 28th November
- Day 332/365- Margaret Tudor, queen of King James IV of Scotland, born, 1489. William Shakespeare and Anne Hathaway paid a bond in lieu of posting wedding banns, enabling them to marry immediately, 1582. Sculptor and artist Gian Lorenzo Bernini died, 1680. Singer-songwriter Randy Newman born, 1943. Astronomers Joyce Bell Burnell and Anthony Hewish discovered the first identified pulsar, PSR B1919+21, in the constellation of Vulpecula, 1967. Writer Enid Blyton died, 1968. Saturday 29th November
- Day 333/365- The four sons of King Chlotar I divided the Frankish Kingdom between themselves following his death, 561. Naturalist John Ray born, 1627. Mathematician Nicholas I Bernoulli died, 1759. The crew of the British slave ship Zong started the Zong massacre, throwing 54 Africans overboard to claim insurance, 1781. Writer Louisa May Alcott born, 1832. Actress Arlene Dahl died, 2021. International Day of Solidarity with the Palestinian People (UN). Sunday 30th November
- Day 334/365- Architect Andrea Palladio born, 1508. Artist Giovanni Lanfranco died, 1647. The United States and Great Britain drafted preliminary peace articles, later formalised as the 1783 Treaty of Paris, to end the American Revolutionary War, 1782. Writer Lucy Maud Montgomery born, 1874. Record-holding pilot Hélène Boucher died in a crash, 1934. The Crystal Palace in London was destroyed in a fire, 1936. Day of Remembrance for All Victims of Chemical Warfare (UN). St Andrew's Day in Scotland. Monday 1st December
- Day 335/365- Princess Magdalena of France born, 1443. Diarist John Evelyn wrote of skating on the frozen lake of St James's Park, London, 1662. Geographer and surveyor George Everest died, 1866. Golfer Lee Trevino born, 1939. The Arecibo Telescope collapsed, 2020. Jurist Sandra Day O'Connor, the first female US Supreme Court Justice [1981-2006], died, 2023. World AIDS Day (UN). Tuesday 2nd December
- Day 336/365- The University of Leipzig opened, 1409. Botanist James Edward Smith, founder of the Linnean Society, born, 1759. Writer and activist Jenny von Westphalen, wife of Karl Marx, died, 1881. The Ford Motor Company unveiled the Ford Model A automobile as the successor to the Model T, 1927. Actress Lucy Liu born, 1968. Wrestler Shirley Crabtree, "Big Daddy", died, 1997. International Day for the Abolition of Slavery (UN). Wednesday 3rd December
- Day 337/365- Roman emperor Diocletian died, 311. Artist Gilbert Stuart born, 1755. Georges Claude gave the first public demonstration of modern neon lighting, at the Paris Motor Show, 1910. Mathematician and software engineer Sally Schlaer born, 1938. Sony released the Playstation games console in Japan, 1994. Actress Madeline Kahn died, 1999. International Day of Persons With Disabilities (UN). Thursday 4th December
- Day 338/365- Mathematician, cartographer and scientific instrument maker Georg Joachim Rheticus died, 1576. Salon leader Juliette Récamier born, 1777. The first edition of The Observer, the first Sunday newspaper, was published, 1791. Cinematographer Claude Renoir born, 1914. Yugoslav resistance leader Josip Broz Tito declared a provisional democratic Yugoslav government-in-exile, 1943. Historian and political theorist Hannah Arendt died, 1975.
This week, Louisa May Alcott:Some books are so familiar, reading them is like being home again.
A selection of quotations from films starring Sam Neill. Answers next issue or from the regular address.Last issue's quotations from films starring Julia Roberts were:
- I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle". And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?
- One understands why some animals eat their young.
- They're not your crew any more. They belong to the ship.
- What have they got in there, King Kong?
- - You have a gun?
- Yep. This is an official NASA installation, after all.
- Does mum know you have a gun?
- No. And don't you go telling her, either! Or else she might come and take it off me.
- You know that place between sleep and awake? That place where you still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you, []. That's where I'll be waiting.
-- Peter Pan [1991]- Look beyond the paint. Let us try to open our minds to a new idea.
-- Mona Lisa Smile [2003]- - What makes you think you can just walk in there and find what we need?
- They're called boobs, Ed.
-- Erin Brokovich [2000]- Americans know entertainment, but they don't know pleasure.
-- Eat Pray Love [2010]- - I enjoyed the movie very much. I was just wondering, did you ever consider having more horses in it?
- Well, we would have liked to. But it was difficult, obviously, being set in space.
-- Notting Hill [1999]
Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...
- Scientists in Mpumalanga, South Africa, have found the chemical traces of life in rocks more than 3.3 billion years old, just 2.2 billion years after the Earth formed. ● Police officers driving down the A47 near Lowestoft, Suffolk on Sunday night were brought to a stop by a tawny owl walking across the road. They went to help but, according to a later statement "while the team were swooping in to help, our wise friend decided it was time to take flight - clearly didn't fancy a ride in the back of a police car." ● The South West Wildcat Project is hoping to reintroduce fifty European wildcats to the mid-Devon countryside, amid warnings that they could have a negative impact on barn owls as both species prey on voles and that arguments relying on the sucessful reintroduction of wildcats in the Scottish highlands are not valid as Devon is more densely populated. ● A wolf in British Columbia has been filmed swimming out to a fishing float, pulling it to shore and then pulling in the rope under it to recover a crab trap, which she tore open to eat the crab within. ● The Sigaus robustos, one of New Zealand's largest grasshoppers is found in shades of grey or brown across the country but researchers recently photographed a pink specimen. The exceptionally rare colouring is thought to be caused by a genetic mutation called erythrism which causes an imbalance in pigments. ● Scientists tracking the migration of Monarch butterflies between areas as far north as Ontario to their overwintering sites in central Mexico have deployed new tiny solar-powered radio tags which weigh just 2/1000ths of an ounce (60mg), small and light enough to be fitted to two individual butterflies. The resulting tracks showed the butterflies flying southwest through Ohio, southern Indiana, western Kentucky, Tennessee, Missouri, Louisiana and Texas before turning south into Mexico.
- Astronomers are studying NGC 6789, a dwarf galaxy 12 million light years away in the constellation Draco. Like other galaxies NGC 6789 has been forging new stars, in its case for an estimated 600 million years, but star creation needs gas and NGC 6789 sits in the Local Void, an area of space devoid of anything detectable. Imaging of the galaxy shows no evidence of a recent merger, tidal stream or any other disturbance that might have introduced gases into the galaxy. ● New analysis of terrestrial and lunar rock samples has suggested that Theia, the planet which is thought to have collided with the young Earth, its ejecta going on to coalesce and form the Moon, was a rocky planet with a metallic core, between five and ten percent of the mass of the Earth, and formed in the inner Solar System, closer to the Sun than the Earth.
- Archaeologists working in Westminster on a three-year programme of investigations for the Houses of Parliament Restoration and Renewal Delivery Authority have found more than sixty struck flint flakes and a worked tool thought to date to the late Mesolithic or early Neolithic period, some 6,000 years ago. Previous discoveries on the Parliamentary estate have included an 800-year-old leather boot, C19th clay tobacco pipes and a fragment of a Roman altar that had been incorporated into a later structure. ● Archaeologists in Guatamala have discovered a stone board for the ancient Mayan board game patolli embedded in the floor of a C5th residential compound. ● A basalt tablet discovered in the Bashplemi Lake region of Georgia has been found to be inscribed with sixty character across seven rows, in an unknown language. ● Underwater archaeologists excavating the bottom of Lake Lednica in Poland have discovered a 1,000-year-old carved wooden face. It is thought that it might have served as a totem to ward off evil spirits from the settlement where it was found. ● Christie's auction house has withdrawn a rare machine from sale. It was an example of La Pascaline, designed by mathematician Blaise Pascal in 1642 when he was just 19, and the first functioning calculating machine. It had been expected to sell for more than €2m (£1.8m; $2.37m) but an appeal by scientists and researchers, concerned that it might be taken out of France, led the Paris administrative court to provisionally suspend its authorisation for export and the auction to be withdrawn pending a definitive ruling. ● Frida Kahlo's 1940 self portrait El sueño (La cama) (The dream (the bed)) has sold at auction for $54.7m (£41.8m), a record price for an artwork by a woman. ● A gold pocket watch carried on the Titanic has sold at auction for £1.78m ($2.34m). It had belonged to Isidor Straus, a co-owner of Macy's department store in New York City. His body was recovered in the days after the liner sank, and the watch returned to his family. ● A pristine copy of Superman #1, the debut solo appearance of the superhero in a comic book, published in 1939 and discovered in a California attic last year, has become the world's most expensive comic book, auctioning for a record $9.12m (£6.96m).
- If you are going to drive above the speed limit at night it might be an idea not to draw attention to yourself, unlike the driver whose pickup police in Norfolk County, Ontario, recently impounded. It was covered in strings of twinkling festive lights... ● The family of a Thai grandmother had gathered at a temple for her cremation service last Sunday when a worker, about to remove the coffin from the back of a pickup truck on which it had made the four-hour journey to the temple, heard knocking and a voice from within. An ambulance was called to take Chonthirot, 65, to hospital. ● A former staffer for Republican congressman Jefferson Van Drew has been accused, along with a co-conspirator, of faking a violent political attack on herself. She had alleged that three men had attacked them on a nature trail, tied her wrists and feet with zip ties, cut her dozens of times and written "Trump whore" on her stomach and a racist message on her back. She told police that they had pulled her shirt over her head and threatened to shoot her. Police said that they found that her story and that of her co-conspirator did not match, that the co-conspirator had searched the Internet for "zip ties near me" and identical zip ties to those used on the "victim" were found in her car. They also found a receipt showing that she had paid a body modification artist to cut her body on the day of the alleged attack. She faces up to ten years in prison a $500,000 (£380,250) fine. Representative Van Drew is not a suspect. ● A man who told customs officers that the suspiciously large bulge in the front of his trousers was "all him" was found to be smuggling two rare orange-fronted parakeets in small brown bags... [We do not know if he was wearing budgie smugglers... -Ed] ● A man arrested in Maple Lake, Minnesota, suspected of driving a school bus while drunk, told police that the smell of alcohol on his breath that students reported was from NyQuil, an over-the-counter medication for the common cold. Given that NyQuil is also a sleep aid, perhaps he was not thinking clearly... ● An unemployed former nurse in Italy has been charged with impersonating his late mother, wearing a long skirt, 1970s blouse, earrings, pearl necklace, nail polish and lipstick, to claim on her pension for the last three years, following her death. He was caught when he tried to renew her identity card. Police searching his house found her mummified body wrapped in sheets and a sleeping bag. Pending the results of a postmortem they think she had died of natural causes.
- Scientists in China have developed a process for making rubber and plastic without fossil fuels, using a mixture of hydrogen and carbon monoxide with an iron-based catalyst. ● In a symbolic end to the COP30 climate summit in Brazil, which like earlier COPs fell prey to fossil fuel advocates, thousands of attendees had to be evacuated from one of the exhibition pavilions in Belem, after a stand caught fire. The fire was put out quickly and there were no injuries. ● Research analysing sediment samples from the bottom of lakes has show that current climate patterns in Europe are similar to those 6,000 years ago, suggesting that the continent could face an additional 42 days of hot summer weather a year by 2100. ● The Hayli Gubbi volcano in Ethiopia has erupted after remaining dormant for about 10,000 years, spreading a cloud of ash as far away as northern India and disrupting air travel. ● Seismologists have revealed that the earthquake swarm near the Greek island of Santorini earlier this year was caused by molten rock moving about 12 miles (20km) through an underground channel. ● The British Geological Society has confirmed that two seismic events equivalent to an "extremely small earthquake" were detected in Glasgow on Tuesday last week. They was caused by Scottish football fans at Hampden Park celebrating their team's victory over Denmark to secure a place at the World Cup for the first time since 1998.
IN BRIEF: There was considerable amusement online recently after Elon Musk's X (formerly Twitter) introduced a new feature called "About this Account" which allows users to see in which country accounts are based. Many of the most-followed right-wing, MAGA and pro-Trump accounts have been revealed to be based in countries outside the US, including India, Russia, Nigeria and Bangladesh. ● A municipality worker mowing a stormwater retention basin in Bannewitz, south of Dresden, Germany, discovered eight 1oz (28.3g) gold bars. Two more were discovered later after he had reported them. Police are attempting to track their origin and whether they are stolen, using serial numbers engraved on them. The ten bars are worth over £26,500 (€30,000; $34,900). ● A man who decided to dress as the Incredible Hulk for a night out in Benidorm, Spain, decided to use fabric paint rather than body paint because he thought the latter would sweat off and later found that he had to spend days scrubbing his skin in the shower to get the paint off... ● A team at the Poytechnique Montréal in Canada has developed a better parachute - at least for cargo packages. The parachute is a thin Mylar disk cut with a looping pattern that forms a cone shape in use. It was found to land within a few feet (~1-2m) of its target when dropped from 54' (16.5m) even when dropped in wind or at different angles. ● Cambridge Dictionary has named 'parasocial', a relationship felt by someone between themselves and a celebrity they do not know in person, as its word of the year. The word was first used in academic circles in 1956 America and only recently entered the mainstream. ● A new scientific theory has suggested that time does not exist as a fundamental aspect of the universe but is an illusion caused by quantum entanglement. ● The International Association for Cryptologic Research is having to hold a second election for new board members because votes were encrypted and three members of the committee each held a portion of the cryptographic key to decrypt them so they could be counted; one of the key holders lost their part of the key rendering the results uncountable... ● A while ago magician Zi Teng Wang had an RFID chip implanted in his hand. It was programmed to link to an online meme for anyone who scanned it. Unfortunately the meme was stored on image-sharing site Imgur, which blocked access from the UK in September in response to the introduction of age verification rules by the government, and Zi has forgotten the password for the chip so he cannot reprogram it. ● Ripley's Believe It or Not! has been revealed as the purchaser of a second casting of America, a functioning solid gold toilet by Maurizio Cattelan. The first casting was originally installed in a public bathroom at the Guggenheim Museum in New York City in 2016, then moved to Blenheim Palace in England, from where it was stolen in 2019, presumed either broken up or melted down; three men were convicted earlier this year. Ripley's paid $12m (£9.13m) for their toilet.
UPDATES: The first saplings grown from seeds rescued from the Sycamore Gap tree after it was illegally felled in September 2023 have been planted in Coventry and Staffordshire, with others set to be planted in Berkshire, Cambridge, Hexham, Leeds, Sunderland and Strabane, County Tyrone. A total of 49 saplings have been grown at an undisclosed location. The stump of the original tree is still alive and has sprouted basal shoots. It will take more than 150 years to recover. ● Investigators have said that the collision of the Dali container ship with Baltimore's Francis Scott Key Bridge last year was caused by a power outage as a result of a loose wire.
Bass guitarist Gary "Mani" Mounfield (The Stone Roses, Primal Scream, 63), fashion designer Paul Costelloe (personal designer for Princess Diana [1983-97], designed for British Airways and Wedgewood, 80), reggae singer Jimmy Cliff ("You Can Get It If You Really Want", "Beautiful People", "Wonderful World", 81), actor Udo Kier (My Own Private Idaho, Blood For Dracula, Melancholia, 81), actor Jack Shepherd (Wycliffe, Bill Brand, The Golden Compass, 85), singer and actress Ornella Vanoni ("Senza fine", "L'appuntamento", Duel of the Titans, 91), surgeon Sir Terence English (led the UK's first sucessful heart transplant in 1979 and Europe's first heart-lung combined transplant in 1984, 93), civil rights activist Viola Ford Fletcher (the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, 111).
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Little Jennifer's parents had asked her to read her homework to them. "Miss told us to write about our families," Little Jennifer said, then started reading. "My Mummy is like the queen of the house. She often tells me what to do, but is fair about it, even if I don't do what she says."
"If Mummy's the queen," her father said, "does that mean I'm the king?"
Little Jennifer read on. "Daddy reminds me of God."
His chest puffed up, her father grinned at his wife. "God, huh, so I'm all powerful?"
Little Jennifer smiled as only she could and read on. "They are both really old and bossy..."
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