The Friday Irregular

Issue #864 - 17th April 2026


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^ WORD OF THE WEEK

snerdle
  v. to snuggle under the bedding and delay getting up for a little longer. [C18th dialect]

^ ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

Friday 17th April
    - Day 107/365
  -   Andrea Gritti, merchant and Doge of Venice, born, 1455. Explorer Giovanni da Verrazzano reached what is now New York Harbor, 1524. Inventor, publisher and 6th President of Pennsylvania, Benjamin Franklin, died, 1790. Actress Jennifer Garner born, 1972. The Netherlands and the Isles of Scilly declared peace, ending an alleged and bloodless war that had lasted for 335 years, 1986. Photographer, activist and musician Linda McCartney died, 1998. World Hemophilia Day.
 
Saturday 18th April
    - Day 108/365
  -   Italian noblewoman Lucrezia Borgia born, 1480. Paul Revere and others rode to warn of a British advance up the Charles River in Massachusetts, during the American Revolution, 1775. Physician and botanist Erasmus Darwin died, 1802. Lawyer Clarence Darrow born, 1857. RMS Carpathia docked in New York, carrying 705 survivors of the sinking of the RMS Titanic, 1912. Journalist Lyra McKee was murdered, 2019. International Day For Monuments and Sites. World Amateur Radio Day.
 
Sunday 19th April
    - Day 109/365
  -   Lieutenant (later Captain) James Cook sighted the eastern coast of what is now called Australia, 1770. Engineer Ole Evinrude, inventor of the outboard motor, born, 1877. Benjamin Disraeli, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom [1868 and 1874-1880], died, 1881. The marriage of Grace Kelly and Prince Rainier of Monaco, 1956. Athlete Kelly Holmes born, 1970. Photographer and servicewoman Jenny Pike died, 2004. Bicycle Day (psychedelia).
 
Monday 20th April
    - Day 110/365
  -   Fraudster William Bedloe born, 1650. Oliver Cromwell dissolved the Rump Parliament, 1653. Surgeon and anatomist John Abernathy died, 1831. Actress Jessica Lange born, 1949. The Bay of Pigs Invasion of Cuba by US-backed exiles failed, 1961. Comedian and writer Victoria Wood died, 2016. 420 (cannabis culture).
 
Tuesday 21st April
    - Day 111/365
  -   Rome was founded by Romulus, 753 BCE [traditional date]. King Henry VII of England died, 1509. Artist Pieter Gerritsz van Roestraten born, 1630. The Daily Mail published the since-disproved "Surgeon's Photograph" of the Loch Ness Monster, 1934. Sprinter Kim Wall born, 1983. Singer-songwriter Nina Simone died, 2003. National Tea Day in the UK.
 
Wednesday 22nd April
    - Day 112/365
  -   Eleanor of Woodstock, countess regent of Guelders, died, 1355. Novelist Henry Fielding born, 1707. Oklahoma City and Guthrie, Oklahoma, were establised in the Land Rush of 1889, 1889. Nobel laureate neurobiologist Rita Levi-Montalcini born, 1909. Optical fibre was used to carry live telephone traffic for the first time, 1977. Photographer Ansel Adams died, 1984. National day of commemoration for Stephen Lawrence in the UK. Earth Day.
 
Thursday 23rd April
    - Day 113/365
  -   Irish king Brian Boru died, 1014. Playwright and poet William Shakespeare born, 1564 [accepted date]. The coronation of King Charles II of England, Scotland and Ireland, in Westminster Abbey, 1661. Actress and diplomat Shirley Temple born, 1928. Coca-Cola released the reformulated New Coke, 1985. Author P.L. Travers died, 1996. St George's Day in England and Catalonia. World Book Day (UNESCO).


^ THE WISDOM OF...

This week, Ansel Adams, in My Camera in Yosemite Valley:
A waterfall is but an episode in the life of a whole singing stream, pouring from the high stone fountains of the summit peaks to the blending with the great river below. We can trace its exuberant life from glittering fields of ice and snow, through clean alpine meadows, the clean pools, cascades; and the flowery groves and the longer passage through timbered valley to the ruin of Yosemite. Then suddenly the prodigious leap - and the frothy gathering in the tranquil reaches on the valley floor.


^ FILM QUIZ

A selection of quotations from films starring Robert Redford. Answers next issue or from the regular address. Last issue's quotations from films starring Rosamund Pike were:


^ WEIRD WORLD NEWS

Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...

IN BRIEF: If you have used Google you have probably seen the AI-generated "summaries" at the top of search results [You can disable them by adding '-ai' to your search. -Ed]. Analysis conducted for the New York Times has found that the summaries are accurate about 91% of the time, which sounds impressive, but with five trillion searches made on Google every year, it means that tens of millions of the summaries produced every hour are garbage. ● Gentleman's Relish, the anchovy, butter, herbs and spices paste condiment beloved by some people, has been discontinued after almost 200 years. ● A power station at the northern end of the Wamesit Canal in Lowell, Massachusetts, was critically damaged by a fire last weekend, after firefighters found that the nearest hydrant was several hundred feet away. The power station was hydroelectric... ● The ChatGTP AI system was recently asked to critique a piece of 'music'. It said that there was a clear aesthetic, sounded intentional, with a solid core idea and could work as a full track. The 'music' was 37 seconds of wet farting noises... ● CNN has had to apologise after broadcasting an obituary video for actor Michael J. Fox. Fox is very much still alive, aged 64, and campaigning to promote stem cell research into Parkinson's disease. ● Oakwood Proper Burgers, a small take-away restaurant in Traverse City, Michigan, held a 1,000 Burger Challenge event last Saturday, selling 1,218 burgers and 1,900 gift cards in under nine hours, raising tens of thousands of dollars, plus another $10,000 (£7,370) from an anonymous donor, for "Chef Tim" Bergstrom, a burger cook facing hefty medical bills as he fights cancer. Bergstrom does not work at Oakwood Proper Burgers. His Berstrom's Burgers is a competitor restaurant across town. Oakwood was not alone in their heartfelt help for Bergstrom. Local bakeries donated burger buns and cinnamon rolls, a nearby drinks company donated cases of hand-crafted drinks and the brewery next door opened early to accomodate the overflowing queue. ● If there is one thing British people are known for it is silent rage at small annoyances. A survey of 2,000 people has found the top things that annoy us Brits. Top of the list, to absolutely nobody's surprise, is queue jumping. Other annoyances include loud chewing, late public transport, slow walkers, forgetting to drink your tea before it gets cold, incorrect dishwasher loading, leaving the toilet seat up, opening jars and tins, bin men blocking the road and people putting their feet up on bus or train seats...


^ OBITUARIES

Actor Michael Patrick (Game of Thrones, Blue Lights, This Town, 35), hip-hop/electro pioneer Africa Bambaataa (Soulsonic Force, "Planet Rock", "Renegades of Funk", 68), singer-songwriter and harpist Moya Brennan (Clannad, Máire, Canvas, 73), wildlife cameraman Doug Allan (The Blue Planet, Frozen Planet, Living Planet, 74), actress Angela Pleasance (Coronation Street, From Beyond the Grave, Gangs of New York, 84), actor Mario Adorf (The Tin Drum, The Devil Strikes at Night, Smiley's People [BBC, 1982], 95), puppeteer & TV scriptwriter Sid Krofft (The Banana Splits Adventure Hour, H.R. Pufnstuf, Land of the Lost, 96), bass player Al Gunn (Men Without Hats, age not given).


^ DUMBLEDORE BEAR'S LOTTERY PREDICTOR!

Dumbledore Bear, our in-house psychic predicts that the following numbers will be lucky:
12, 38, 40, 41, 55, 57
[UK National Lottery, number range 1-59]
You can get your very own prediction at http://www.simonlamont.co.uk/tfir/dumbledore.htm.


^ AND FINALLY...

    Little Jennifer walked into the kitchen at breakfast time to find her mother holding the biscuit jar and looking annoyed. "Little Jennifer," her mother said, "when we all went to bed last night there were three chocolate biscuits in this jar, now there's only one. What do you have to say?"
    Little Jennifer thought for a moment then smiled as only she could. "It was dark last night, Mummy. I must have missed the last one!"


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