The Friday Irregular

Issue #874 - 26th June 2026


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^ WORD OF THE WEEK

thermotics
  n. the science of heat

^ ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

Friday 26th June
    - Day 177/365
  -   Ottoman forces began the Second Siege of Rhodes, 1522. Businesswoman and salon holder Marie Thérèse Rodet Geoffrin born, 1699. Joseph-Michel Montgolfier, co-inventor of the hot air balloon, died, 1810. Shirley Jackson's short story The Lottery was published in The New Yorker, 1948. Filmmaker Paul Thomas Anderson born, 1970. Fashion designer Liz Claiborne died, 2007. International Day in Support of Victims of Torture (UN).
 
Saturday 27th June
    - Day 178/365
  -   Artist, architect and historian Giorgio Vasari died, 1574. King George II of Great Britain became the last reigning British monarch to participate in a battle, at the Battle of Dettingen, 1743. Mathematician and logician Augustus de Morgan born, 1806. Sailors aboard the Russian battleship Potemkin mutinied, during the Russo-Japanese War, 1905. Naturalist and educator Elizabeth Cabot Agassiz died, 1907. Producer, writer and keyboard player Jennifer Goodridge born, 1980.
 
Sunday 28th June
    - Day 179/365
  -   Artist Peter Paul Rubens born, 1577. The coronation of Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom, 1838. Astronomer Maria Mitchell died, 1889. The Stonewall riots broke out in New York City, 1969. Actress, singer and creator Felicia Day born, 1979. Writer Harlan Ellison died, 2018. Tau Day.
 
Monday 29th June
    - Day 180/365
  -   Philosopher Ramon Llull died, 1315. Shakespeare's Globe Theatre in London burned down, 1613. Writer Celia Thaxter born, 1835. Poet Elizabeth Barrett Browning died, 1861. Singer and guitarist Colin Hay born, 1953. Apple Inc. released the iPhone, 2007.
 
Tuesday 30th June
    - Day 181/365
  -   The Castillo San Felipe del Morro in San Juan, Puerto Rice, surrendered to the English after a fifteen day siege, 1598. Poet John Gay born, 1685. Pirate John Quelch was hanged, 1704. Something exploded over Tunguska, Eastern Siberia, 1908. Actress Molly Parker born, 1972. Civil rights activist Alberta Williams King died, 1974. Asteroid Day.
 
Wednesday 1st July
    - Day 182/365
  -   Scotland and England signed the Treaty of Greenwich, 1543. Mathematician Gottfried Wilhelm Liebniz born, 1646. Chemist and engineer Charles Goodyear died, 1860. Actress Liv Tyler born, 1977. Sony introduced the Walkman, 1979. Operatic soprano Evelyn Lear died, 2012. Canada Day in Canada. International Tartan Day.
 
Thursday 2nd July
    - Day 183/365
  -   Astrologer and prognosticator Nostradamus died, 1566. Artist Theodoor Rombouts born, 1597. The Continental Congress adopted the Lee Resolution, severing ties with Great Britain, 1776. Physicist Harriet Brooks born, 1876. The final radio message from Amelia Earhart and Fred Noonan, flying over the Pacific, was received, 1937. Actress and writer Caroline Aherne died, 2016.


^ THE WISDOM OF...

This week, Jane Austen:
What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.


^ FILM QUIZ

A selection of quotations from films starring Karen Allen. Answers next issue or from the regular address. Last issue's quotations from films starring Sean Connery were:


^ WEIRD WORLD NEWS

Strange stories from around the world, some of which might be true...

IN BRIEF: A production of Prokoviev's ballet Romeo and Juliet in Türkiye last week took an unexpected turn just after Romeo, thinking Juliet dead, drank poison and died, himself. As the dancer lay motionless on stage while the reawakened Juliet mourned him, a cat wandered on from the wings and sat down beside him before scratching at his head. With remarkable composure the dancer stayed still, before, in an act of improvisation we think is totally new to the ballet, Juliet dragged him away from the cat, by the feet, before continuing to mourn while the cat, oblivious to its newfound starring role in modern ballet, jumped up onto a table [No paws-de-deux? Sorry... -Ed] ● Former pararooper Karl Bushby, 57, is nearing the end of a 36,000-mile (58,000km) walk around the world, begun in 1998, but has hit an unexpected snag. He is due to reach Calais, France, in September, and had asked for permission to walk through the service tunnel between the two rail tunnels of the Channel Tunnel, but Eurotunnel has declined, citing safety and operational reasons. Bushby commented that "my team will need to have conversations, but if I have to swim across the channel then I am prepared to do that." As part of his journey he swam across the Bering Strait in 2006 and became the first person to swim the 16-mile (300 km) width of the Caspian Sea, in 2024. ● A Chinese paraglider was left dangling nearly 200' (60m) in the air after getting caught on a crane atop a bridge. It is not clear how long he was there for but the first pictures posted on social media were taken in daylight while pictures of him being rescued with a cherry picker were taken at night. ● Waymo is recalling almost 4,000 of its robotaxis after six logged incidents in Phoenix, Arizona, in April, and secven in the San Francisco Bay Area, in May, in which the autonomous cars failed to recognise road construction zones, driving past closure signs or between traffic cones marking closed lanes. ● We are partial to Lego, especially Technic, models here at Irregular Towers so we were very impressed to hear that, to celebrate the release of a Lego Technic set based on the Koenigsegg Sadair's Spear variation of the Jesko hypercar, Lego built a full-sized, drivable version and took it Goodwood, home of the annual Festival of Speed. It took more than 9,400 hours and 327,906 bricks to build and includes features such as Koenigsegg's "ghost mode" which opens the doors and bonnet, and turns in the mirrors at the touch of a single button. Markus Lundh, Koenigsegg's official test driver got the replica car up to 69mph (111km/h), more than twice the previous record for a full-scale Lego Technic car, set with a Lego McLaren P1. The commercial Lego Technic Sadair's Spear has a mere 4,104 pieces.


^ OBITUARIES

Actress Daveigh Chase (voice artist for Lilo & Stitch and the English version of Spirited Away, The Ring, Donnie Darko, 35), saxophonist and flautist Walter Parazaider (founding member of Chicago, 81), video game composer Bobby Prince (soundtracks for Wolfenstein 3D, Doom, Duke Nukem 3D, 81), TV producer/director James Burrows (Cheers, Friends, The Big Bang Theory, 85), actor David Daker (Boon, Doctor Who, BBC Shakespeare, 90), theoretical physicist François Englert (independently hypothesised the mechanism by which particles acquire mass, co-laureate of the 2013 Nobel Prize in Physics with Peter Higgs, 93), music executive Clive Davis (Columbia Records, founded Arista Records and J Records, US Music Hall of Fame, 94), singer Teddie Beverley (The Beverley Sisters, 99), economist Alan Greenspan (chair of the US Federal Reserve [1987-2006], 100).


^ DUMBLEDORE BEAR'S LOTTERY PREDICTOR!

Dumbledore Bear, our in-house psychic predicts that the following numbers will be lucky:
2, 8, 10, 33, 56, 59
[UK National Lottery, number range 1-59]
You can get your very own prediction at http://www.simonlamont.co.uk/tfir/dumbledore.htm.


^ AND FINALLY...

    Little Jennifer's family were going out for the day by train and her parents were waiting for her to finish getting ready and come downstairs. "Little Jennifer!" her father shouted, "Come on, we'll be late."
    A few minutes later there was still no sign of her so her mother went upstairs and found her daughter dressed and ready but looking out of the window at the birds in the garden. "Come on, Little Jennifer," she said, "didn't you hear Daddy calling you?"
    Little Jennifer looked at her mother and smiled as only she could. "Oh yes, Mummy, but he should have started shouting earlier if he's in a hurry."


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